# Are you naked?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked/124759>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [August 20, 2002, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked/124759 "2002-08-20T16:35:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Elvis_Rojo)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2002, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked/124759/22 "2002-08-21T12:38:49Z")

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I, too, just moved into my own apartment recently, and spend most of my time naked. It just seems a whole lot easier and free to just get out of the shower, dry myself off, and just not get dressed. There’s something very empowering about it. I even stopped wearing underwear about three weeks ago and started sleeping in the nude as of late.

I highly recommend everyone live alone for a bit and give it a try. It does wonders for one’s self esteme, and it’s just plain old fun.

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**Author:** ![Rosebud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@Rosebud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rosebud)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2002, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked/124759/23 "2002-08-21T14:06:53Z")

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I wish.

I do go shoeless most of the time at work, unless I’m going more than a few feet (hahaha) down the hall, where the boss’s bosses might see me.

At home after work, it’s usually a t-shirt or cami and panties in the summer. When it gets colder I wear slightly more. There’s a direct line of sight into my apartment from the apartments on the same level across the street, and I don’t like having my blinds down a lot, so total nudity’s not a good idea (I often throw on a pair of shorts before I make dinner, for instance, because of the kitchen window).

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**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2002, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked/124759/24 "2002-08-21T16:14:32Z")

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No. The desire to frequently rip off all my clothes and run around the house naked left me at about age 3 or 4. Besides, I injure enough exposed flesh wearing shorts and a t-shirt as it is, imagine no protection from clothing at all. I still don’t know how the hell I managed to cut my knee open on the computer desk’s keyboard drawer earlier this week. :wally

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2002, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked/124759/25 "2002-08-21T16:27:07Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by alex\_arg \*  
> \*\*Girl in me’s boxers: very sexy. \*\*

You shouldn’t have corrected. I like a girl in me boxers every chance I get.  
To answer the OP: no.

Happy

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**Author:** ![Clever\_Hans](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9a28c/32.png) [@Clever\_Hans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clever_Hans)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2002, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked/124759/26 "2002-08-21T17:03:36Z")

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Dang it **happy** , I was planning that reply ever since I read that typo.

I live with two guys in a 3 bedroom house. We’re pretty informal… but I would rather not see their tallywackers dangling so give them that same courtesy.

I do sleep naked more often than not, and anytime I’m in sweats or shorts I’m going commando.

Though, hen they’re out of town I frolic nakedly thru the house without a thought of clothes though.

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**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2002, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked/124759/27 "2002-08-21T17:16:05Z")

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Just a pair of shorts. That’s my usual attire until I get motivated enough to shower, or I have to go somewhere. Or answer the door (although the FedEx guy last week seemed to take it in stride).

Why yes, I do live alone. And I’m unemployed. How’d you guess? 🙂

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**Author:** ![snac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/90db22/32.png) [@snac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snac)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2002, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked/124759/28 "2002-08-22T00:18:59Z")

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Not at the moment.

Later. Maybe.

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**Author:** ![snac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/90db22/32.png) [@snac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snac)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2002, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked/124759/29 "2002-08-22T04:58:53Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by snac \*  
> \*\*Not at the moment.
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> Later. Maybe. \*\*

Well, to judge by my current lack of any clothing whatever, I would have to say that later has indeed arrived.😃  
…and a good thing too.

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**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2002, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked/124759/30 "2002-08-22T10:15:05Z")

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Well, I have answered my door in only my tighty-whities, which looks like the Michelin Man wearing a bag of marbles as a loincloth. I think that’s traumatic enough, going naked would probably cause irreversible insanity due to unspeakable horror.

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**Author:** ![Spit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/76d3ee/32.png) [@Spit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spit)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2002, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked/124759/31 "2002-08-22T10:56:26Z")

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mmmmmmm…Women in boxers.

Soft cotton boxers.

Wow.

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**Author:** ![Reinhold\_Messner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Reinhold\_Messner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reinhold_Messner)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2002, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked/124759/32 "2002-08-22T12:48:50Z")

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Just boxers, at the moment.

I prefer lack of clothing whenever possible . . . generally the first thing I do when arriving home from work is remove my clothes.

Particularly when suffering through these damned Georgia summers. Blargh.

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**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2002, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked/124759/33 "2002-08-22T13:40:49Z")

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The first thing I do when I get home from work is strip to boxers and a t-shirt. In the winter, I usually pull on a pair of pyjama bottoms. I sleep naked, though. I can’t stand the way the legband of my boxer-briefs rubs against my thigh.

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