# Are you ready for the gayest game in all existence?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-ready-for-the-gayest-game-in-all-existence/542198>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [June 6, 2010, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-ready-for-the-gayest-game-in-all-existence/542198 "2010-06-06T21:21:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![Illuminatiprimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/illuminatiprimus/32/11520_2.png) [@Illuminatiprimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Illuminatiprimus)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2010, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-ready-for-the-gayest-game-in-all-existence/542198/1 "2010-06-06T21:21:10Z")

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Rainbows!

Unicorns!

Dolphins!

ERASURE!

[ROBOT UNICORN ATTACK!!!](http://games.adultswim.com/robot-unicorn-attack-twitchy-online-game.html)

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**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2010, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-ready-for-the-gayest-game-in-all-existence/542198/2 "2010-06-06T21:34:58Z")

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I thought this would be a thread about FFVII.

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**Author:** ![nani](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/58956e/32.png) [@nani](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nani)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2010, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-ready-for-the-gayest-game-in-all-existence/542198/3 "2010-06-07T09:52:03Z")

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After playing for an hour, I beat 55,000 on three lives.

_Always, wanna be with you, make believe with you…_

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**Author:** ![Mekhazzio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b38774/32.png) [@Mekhazzio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mekhazzio)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2010, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-ready-for-the-gayest-game-in-all-existence/542198/4 "2010-06-07T11:48:19Z")

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I’ll see your robot unicorns and raise you [NICE MUSCLE!!](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y-VHxPwR4c).

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2010, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-ready-for-the-gayest-game-in-all-existence/542198/5 "2010-06-07T13:02:57Z")

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Another doper awhile ago recommended a kids game that for the life of me I cannot remember what it was called or the website, but it involved stacking little pink piggies.

It was so fecking adorable and so ghey and addictive.

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**Author:** ![Gorsnak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gorsnak/32/7587_2.png) [@Gorsnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorsnak)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2010, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-ready-for-the-gayest-game-in-all-existence/542198/6 "2010-06-07T13:28:29Z")

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> [@Shirley\_Ujest](#):
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> Another doper awhile ago recommended a kids game that for the life of me I cannot remember what it was called or the website, but it involved stacking little pink piggies.
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> It was so fecking adorable and so ghey and addictive.

That’d be a Ferry Halim game:

> **[Orisinal : Morning Sunshine](http://www.ferryhalim.com/orisinal/)**
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> Orisinal games collection by Ferry Halim with Winterbells, Sunny Day Sky, These Little Pigs, Bubble Bees, Chicken Wings, Bum Bum Koala, Snowbowling, Dare Dozen, Cranky Crabs, and more!

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**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2010, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-ready-for-the-gayest-game-in-all-existence/542198/7 "2010-06-07T14:23:07Z")

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[Previous thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=554185&highlight=robot+unicorn+attack).

Honestly, the aesthetic seems less gay than 12-year-old-girl. Albeit there’s some overlap there.

(From the previous thread: “It’s like Lisa Frank threw up.”)

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**Author:** ![Illuminatiprimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/illuminatiprimus/32/11520_2.png) [@Illuminatiprimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Illuminatiprimus)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2010, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-ready-for-the-gayest-game-in-all-existence/542198/8 "2010-06-07T17:48:09Z")

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> [@Tom\_Scud](#):
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> [Previous thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=554185&highlight=robot+unicorn+attack).
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> Honestly, the aesthetic seems less gay than 12-year-old-girl. Albeit there’s some overlap there.
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> (From the previous thread: “It’s like Lisa Frank threw up.”)

Oh, sorry, didn’t realise there was a previous thread on this.

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**Author:** ![installLSC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/54ee81/32.png) [@installLSC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/installLSC)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2010, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-ready-for-the-gayest-game-in-all-existence/542198/9 "2010-06-08T05:02:57Z")

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No, [these](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_Games) are the gayest games in existence.

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2010, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-ready-for-the-gayest-game-in-all-existence/542198/10 "2010-06-12T11:11:22Z")

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> [@Gorsnak](#):
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> That’d be a Ferry Halim game:
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> [Orisinal : Morning Sunshine](http://www.ferryhalim.com/orisinal/)

That’s it!

I hate you and thank you in the same breath.

Piggies!

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**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2010, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-ready-for-the-gayest-game-in-all-existence/542198/11 "2010-06-12T12:08:01Z")

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> [@Mekhazzio](#):
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> I’ll see your robot unicorns and raise you [NICE MUSCLE!!](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y-VHxPwR4c).

That’s…really something there! How bizarre and hilarious!

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**Author:** ![fruitbat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@fruitbat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fruitbat)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2010, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-ready-for-the-gayest-game-in-all-existence/542198/12 "2010-06-12T13:08:55Z")

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The Ferry Halim games are just mesmerizing.

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**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2010, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-ready-for-the-gayest-game-in-all-existence/542198/13 "2010-06-12T14:03:26Z")

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[Winner](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cho_Aniki). A whole series of them.
