# "Are you saying I could be stuck in Wichita?" **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 26, 2014, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-saying-i-could-be-stuck-in-wichita/705720 "2014-11-26T23:20:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Tread](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Tread](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tread)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2014, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-saying-i-could-be-stuck-in-wichita/705720/21 "2014-11-28T02:29:28Z")
We’d have more luck playing pickup sticks with our butt-cheeks than we will getting a flight out of here before daybreak ---
**Author:** ![UltraVires](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ecccb3/32.png) [@UltraVires](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UltraVires)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2014, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-saying-i-could-be-stuck-in-wichita/705720/22 "2014-11-29T02:19:38Z")
Larry Bird doesn’t do as much ball handling in one night as you do in an hour. ---
**Author:** ![chancetx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/cdc98d/32.png) [@chancetx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chancetx)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2014, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-saying-i-could-be-stuck-in-wichita/705720/23 "2014-11-29T07:31:38Z")
They’re filled with helium so they’re very light. ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2014, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-saying-i-could-be-stuck-in-wichita/705720/24 "2014-12-01T01:20:36Z")
You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I’m an easy target. Yeah, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you, but I don’t like to hurt people’s feelings. You can say what you like about me – I’m not changing. Me…I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. 'Cause with me, I’m the real article. What you see is what you get. ---
**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2014, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-saying-i-could-be-stuck-in-wichita/705720/25 "2014-12-01T13:25:17Z")
I’ve never seen a guy get picked up by his testicles before. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2014, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-saying-i-could-be-stuck-in-wichita/705720/26 "2014-12-01T15:35:22Z")
Ah, he’s drunk. Thank you! _Thank you!_ ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2014, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-saying-i-could-be-stuck-in-wichita/705720/27 "2014-12-01T17:15:54Z")
> [@Rilchiam](#): > > You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I’m an easy target. Yeah, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you, but I don’t like to hurt people’s feelings. You can say what you like about me – I’m not changing. Me…I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. 'Cause with me, I’m the real article. What you see is what you get. This is one of my favorite movie speeches of all time. In play: See that Bears game last week? Yeah, Hell of a game. Hell of a game. ---
**Author:** ![tullsterx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e9bcb4/32.png) [@tullsterx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tullsterx)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2014, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-saying-i-could-be-stuck-in-wichita/705720/28 "2014-12-01T17:23:33Z")
“This is your Walter Cronkite Moon Ring” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2014, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-saying-i-could-be-stuck-in-wichita/705720/29 "2014-12-01T18:08:30Z")
_You’re going the wrong way!!!_ ---
**Author:** ![mlees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@mlees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlees)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2014, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-saying-i-could-be-stuck-in-wichita/705720/30 "2014-12-01T18:19:36Z")
He seems to have a devil for a chauffer (while squeezing between two semi’s, anyway). ---
**Author:** ![August\_West](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/august_west/32/18069_2.png) [@August\_West](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/August_West)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2014, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-saying-i-could-be-stuck-in-wichita/705720/31 "2014-12-01T20:30:17Z")
“Uh no, I don’t. I have…two dollars… and a Casio” The way he runs that watch over his forearm like a Price is Right model cracks me up every time [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-saying-i-could-be-stuck-in-wichita/705720.md?page=1)