# Are you smart enough to be a football player? Find out with a 5 minute mini-Wonderlic test

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [December 3, 2011, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-smart-enough-to-be-a-football-player-find-out-with-a-5-minute-mini-wonderlic-test/604931 "2011-12-03T06:23:06Z")\
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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2011, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-smart-enough-to-be-a-football-player-find-out-with-a-5-minute-mini-wonderlic-test/604931/21 "2011-12-03T22:07:19Z")

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I missed 18. The rest were ridiculously simple.

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**Author:** ![chizzuk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@chizzuk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chizzuk)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2011, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-smart-enough-to-be-a-football-player-find-out-with-a-5-minute-mini-wonderlic-test/604931/22 "2011-12-03T22:32:50Z")

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I was too lazy to actually do #10 and 11 even though I knew how. Missed the punctuation thing in #4 and didn’t understand #18.

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**Author:** ![panamajack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/47e85d/32.png) [@panamajack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panamajack)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2011, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-smart-enough-to-be-a-football-player-find-out-with-a-5-minute-mini-wonderlic-test/604931/23 "2011-12-04T00:28:15Z")

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Like others, I dislike questions like the shapes or numbers one. I ran out of time coming up with possible solutions.

For #14  
Shape 1 is wider than it is tall.  
Shape 2 has vertices on an angled edge connected to straight edges on both ends.  
Shape 3 has one more side than the others.  
Shape 4 is much narrower than the others (smallest in area, too). Probably the least remarkable, and thus the correct answer.  
Shape 5 has more than one interior angle not equal to or supplementary with any of the others.

For #17, I chose 3017, as it’s the only one that is not either prime or has one of the first three primes as a factor. But I saw a good argument for 9 as a perfect square.

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**Author:** ![Rand\_Rover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/db5fbb/32.png) [@Rand\_Rover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rand_Rover)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2011, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-smart-enough-to-be-a-football-player-find-out-with-a-5-minute-mini-wonderlic-test/604931/24 "2011-12-04T00:48:35Z")

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> [@John\_Mace](#):
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> I missed 18. The rest were ridiculously simple.

This.

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**Author:** ![Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hilarity_n.suze/32/6223_2.png) [@Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hilarity_N.Suze)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2011, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-smart-enough-to-be-a-football-player-find-out-with-a-5-minute-mini-wonderlic-test/604931/25 "2011-12-04T03:56:38Z")

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#10 made my head asplode.

For one thing, I don’t do math. For another thing, I am an editor. They are either using type too small to read or pages too big to handle. Sorry. I DQ this question and therefore the whole test.

Did they miss a zero somewhere?

Listen, moron, if you can get 48,000 words into 21 pages, you can put a whole Stephen King novel into a 50-page pamphlet…

Okay. I’ve calmed down now. It’s just a test. \*\*It’s just a test. \*\*

_A test I don’t have to take!_

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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2011, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-smart-enough-to-be-a-football-player-find-out-with-a-5-minute-mini-wonderlic-test/604931/26 "2011-12-04T04:19:40Z")

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> [@Hilarity\_N.Suze](#):
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> #10 made my head asplode.
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> For one thing, I don’t do math. For another thing, I am an editor. They are either using type too small to read or pages too big to handle. Sorry. I DQ this question and therefore the whole test.
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> Did they miss a zero somewhere?
> 
> Listen, moron, if you can get 48,000 words into 21 pages, you can put a whole Stephen King novel into a 50-page pamphlet…
> 
> Okay. I’ve calmed down now. It’s just a test. \*\*It’s just a test. \*\*
> 
> _A test I don’t have to take!_

Out of curiosity How small would a font like arial or helvetica have to be to fit 48,000 words onto 21 pages with 1 inch margins and standard single line spacing all around?

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**Author:** ![Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hilarity_n.suze/32/6223_2.png) [@Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hilarity_N.Suze)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2011, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-smart-enough-to-be-a-football-player-find-out-with-a-5-minute-mini-wonderlic-test/604931/27 "2011-12-04T04:34:17Z")

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> [@astro](#):
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> Out of curiosity How small would a font like arial or helvetica have to be to fit 48,000 words onto 21 pages with 1 inch margins and standard single line spacing all around?

Single-spaced, in 4 point type, it’s 47 pages with 1-inch margins. I can’t actually go lower than 4 pt (nor could anyone read it without a magnifying glass–I think that’s smaller than the type in my compact OED).

If I put it in Futura Lt condensed it’s 33 pages. (Still 4 pt type, but skinnier).

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**Author:** ![Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hilarity_n.suze/32/6223_2.png) [@Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hilarity_N.Suze)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2011, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-smart-enough-to-be-a-football-player-find-out-with-a-5-minute-mini-wonderlic-test/604931/28 "2011-12-04T04:41:34Z")

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Too late to edit–actually, this is 6 pt type. It turns out that I can tell it to go down to 4 point, but it won’t do it, at least not in this font.

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**Author:** ![Cato\_Major](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@Cato\_Major](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cato_Major)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2011, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-smart-enough-to-be-a-football-player-find-out-with-a-5-minute-mini-wonderlic-test/604931/29 "2011-12-04T06:30:01Z")

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I got 'em all. But until the one about the pages to be printed in small type, I couldn’t shake the suspicion that the test was a parody!

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**Author:** ![Cato\_Major](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@Cato\_Major](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cato_Major)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2011, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-smart-enough-to-be-a-football-player-find-out-with-a-5-minute-mini-wonderlic-test/604931/30 "2011-12-04T07:11:11Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Like others, I dislike questions like the shapes or numbers one. I ran out of time coming up with possible solutions.
> 
> For #14  
> Shape 1 is wider than it is tall.  
> Shape 2 has vertices on an angled edge connected to straight edges on both ends.  
> Shape 3 has one more side than the others.  
> Shape 4 is much narrower than the others (smallest in area, too). Probably the least remarkable, and thus the correct answer.  
> Shape 5 has more than one interior angle not equal to or supplementary with any of the others.
> 
> For #17, I chose 3017, as it’s the only one that is not either prime or has one of the first three primes as a factor. But I saw a good argument for 9 as a perfect square.

> [@](#):
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> For that matter - even though I knew what answer they wanted on #14 (shapes), I can think of other answers too - #5 could be the odd one because it’s the only one that doesn’t have 3 sides parallel to the X or Y axis.

Yes, but I believe it is reasonable that the simplest answer should be preferred as a matter of parsimony. I would submit that the given answers to #14 and #17 pass this heuristic.

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**Author:** ![Swords\_to\_Plowshares](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Swords\_to\_Plowshares](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swords_to_Plowshares)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2011, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-smart-enough-to-be-a-football-player-find-out-with-a-5-minute-mini-wonderlic-test/604931/31 "2011-12-04T07:22:28Z")

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Got 18 right. Didn’t get the “count the number of same words” because I glanced over it too fast. Didn’t get the “what letter goes here” for question 18 either. I didn’t time myself so I don’t know if I would have solved the printing math problem (#10) in time or not.

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**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2011, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-smart-enough-to-be-a-football-player-find-out-with-a-5-minute-mini-wonderlic-test/604931/32 "2011-12-04T19:39:52Z")

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I think #19 is a matter of opinion. I think April is more like summer than September, which I consider fall.

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**Author:** ![RaftPeople](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6f9a4e/32.png) [@RaftPeople](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RaftPeople)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2011, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-smart-enough-to-be-a-football-player-find-out-with-a-5-minute-mini-wonderlic-test/604931/33 "2011-12-04T19:52:56Z")

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> [@Cato\_Major](#):
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> Yes, but I believe it is reasonable that the simplest answer should be preferred as a matter of parsimony. I would submit that the given answers to #14 and #17 pass this heuristic.

But simplest is context specific. Not arguing against these particular answers, but I have encountered answers to these types of questions that I would consider arbitrary.

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**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-smart-enough-to-be-a-football-player-find-out-with-a-5-minute-mini-wonderlic-test/604931/34 "2011-12-06T00:12:20Z")

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> [@Cato\_Major](#):
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> I got 'em all. But until the one about the pages to be printed in small type, I couldn’t shake the suspicion that the test was a parody!

This isn’t a test to find really really smart people. On a test like that you want lots of hard questions, and the ones who can answer the most hard questions you know are really smart.

This is a test to find out if a football player is really dumb. On a test like that you want lots of easy questions, and the ones who can’t answer the easy questions you know are really dumb.

Ask a bunch of smart people easy questions and they’ll get them all right, and you won’t be able to tell which are smart, which are supersmart and which are ooper-doopersmart. Ask a bunch of dumb people hard questions, and they’ll get them all wrong, and so you won’t be able to tell which are dumb, which are superdumb, and which are ooper-dooperdumb.

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**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-smart-enough-to-be-a-football-player-find-out-with-a-5-minute-mini-wonderlic-test/604931/35 "2011-12-06T01:25:12Z")

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> [@Hilarity\_N.Suze](#):
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> #10 made my head asplode.
> 
> For one thing, I don’t do math. For another thing, I am an editor. They are either using type too small to read or pages too big to handle. Sorry. I DQ this question and therefore the whole test.

I’m fine with math, and I’m fine with design, and I got an answer of 20 for that question (which is, to the test’s credit, given as an alternate answer.) After reading the answer, I could see what they were going for, and I’m a bit irritated that I couldn’t figure this out for myself, but a poorly posited problem.

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**Author:** ![Lamar\_Mundane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lamar\_Mundane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamar_Mundane)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-smart-enough-to-be-a-football-player-find-out-with-a-5-minute-mini-wonderlic-test/604931/36 "2011-12-06T01:33:03Z")

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> [@Lemur866](#):
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> This isn’t a test to find really really smart people. On a test like that you want lots of hard questions, and the ones who can answer the most hard questions you know are really smart.
> 
> This is a test to find out if a football player is really dumb. On a test like that you want lots of easy questions, and the ones who can’t answer the easy questions you know are really dumb.
> 
> Ask a bunch of smart people easy questions and they’ll get them all right, and you won’t be able to tell which are smart, which are supersmart and which are ooper-doopersmart. Ask a bunch of dumb people hard questions, and they’ll get them all wrong, and so you won’t be able to tell which are dumb, which are superdumb, and which are ooper-dooperdumb.

The Wonderlic Test isn’t about football players. It had been around for thirty years before the NFL began to use it. It was developed for businesses as a way to evaluate and place workers.

If you aren’t doing it as a timed test, then the results are meaningless.

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**Author:** ![Kolga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e56c9b/32.png) [@Kolga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolga)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-smart-enough-to-be-a-football-player-find-out-with-a-5-minute-mini-wonderlic-test/604931/37 "2011-12-06T01:49:29Z")

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It is hilarious that they mention Ryan Fitzpatrick as having scored 50 out of 50.

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-smart-enough-to-be-a-football-player-find-out-with-a-5-minute-mini-wonderlic-test/604931/38 "2011-12-06T01:57:39Z")

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> [@aceplace57](#):
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> A boy is 16 years old and his sister is twice as old. When the boy is 22 years old, what will be the age of his sister?
> 
> say what?? if sis is twice is old then 22x2=44 Is this answer wrong they gave?
> 
> the ratio doesn’t change. she’s twice as old. whatever the brothers age is x 2

I’m sorry, **aseplace** , but that literally made me laugh out loud.  
mmm

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**Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-smart-enough-to-be-a-football-player-find-out-with-a-5-minute-mini-wonderlic-test/604931/39 "2011-12-06T02:29:26Z")

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Even though it was clear what the correct answer was supposed to be, Question 19 seemed odd to me. I’d have thought that a ‘typical city in the Southern Hemisphere’ doesn’t get snow in any month.

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**Author:** ![Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hilarity_n.suze/32/6223_2.png) [@Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hilarity_N.Suze)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-smart-enough-to-be-a-football-player-find-out-with-a-5-minute-mini-wonderlic-test/604931/40 "2011-12-06T02:49:26Z")

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> [@pulykamell](#):
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> I’m fine with math, and I’m fine with design, and I got an answer of 20 for that question (which is, to the test’s credit, given as an alternate answer.) After reading the answer, I could see what they were going for, and I’m a bit irritated that I couldn’t figure this out for myself, but a poorly posited problem.

My experience, particularly my recent experience, really got in my way here. A couple of months ago I had a 90,000-word book, which for various reasons the publisher wanted in 400 pages or less. It was a challenge, and it ended up in Garamond narrow about a point and a half smaller than we usually do them. So the idea of getting a little more than half that in 21 pages was…unsettling.

I saw what they were going for, too. If they had said 2400 glophyls per potrzrebi I probably wouldn’t have had a problem (but in a timed test I wouldn’t have worked it until I’d done the rest of them, either, and I probably would have made some dumb division error anyway).

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