# Are you smarter than a 5th grader? A quiz.

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-smarter-than-a-5th-grader-a-quiz/403282
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [May 8, 2007, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-smarter-than-a-5th-grader-a-quiz/403282 "2007-05-08T17:56:36Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)
#### Post date: [May 8, 2007, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-smarter-than-a-5th-grader-a-quiz/403282/1 "2007-05-08T17:56:36Z")

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[http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/newsletter/mu-html/ny-et5thgrade0227-quiz,0,3118508.triviaquiz?coll=orl-middayupdate-utility](http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/newsletter/mu-html/ny-et5thgrade0227-quiz,0,3118508.triviaquiz?coll=orl-middayupdate-utility)

I got 84%, I missed the fastest bird, lowest prime number, and state that isn’t part of the 4 corners.

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### Author: ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)
#### Post date: [May 8, 2007, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-smarter-than-a-5th-grader-a-quiz/403282/2 "2007-05-08T18:08:40Z")

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1 wrong – Four Corners state.

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### Author: ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)
#### Post date: [May 8, 2007, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-smarter-than-a-5th-grader-a-quiz/403282/3 "2007-05-08T18:11:33Z")

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2 Wrong — Gulf Coast States and Lowest Prime Number.

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### Author: ![A.R.Cane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ee7513/32.png) [@A.R.Cane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A.R.Cane)
#### Post date: [May 8, 2007, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-smarter-than-a-5th-grader-a-quiz/403282/4 "2007-05-08T18:12:31Z")

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89%

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### Author: ![vetbridge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5e925/32.png) [@vetbridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vetbridge)
#### Post date: [May 8, 2007, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-smarter-than-a-5th-grader-a-quiz/403282/5 "2007-05-08T18:13:30Z")

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Bah, I missed the 4 corner question even after seeing that others had missed it!

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### Author: ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)
#### Post date: [May 8, 2007, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-smarter-than-a-5th-grader-a-quiz/403282/6 "2007-05-08T18:15:06Z")

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94%. The one I got wrong was the term for a US representative. I read it as president. :smack:

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### Author: ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)
#### Post date: [May 8, 2007, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-smarter-than-a-5th-grader-a-quiz/403282/7 "2007-05-08T18:15:39Z")

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[QUOTE=vetbridge]  
Bah, I missed the 4 corner question even after seeing that others had missed it!  
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Well you kinda either know it or ya don’t.

Maybe these are 5th grade questions but I don’t think my 6th grade kid could answer them, unless she happened to have just studied the subject matter.

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### Author: ![Monstera\_deliciosa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monstera_deliciosa/32/109_2.png) [@Monstera\_deliciosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstera_deliciosa)
#### Post date: [May 8, 2007, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-smarter-than-a-5th-grader-a-quiz/403282/8 "2007-05-08T18:15:42Z")

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I got two wrong: Lowest prime number, and fastest bird.

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### Author: ![Runestar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/74df32/32.png) [@Runestar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Runestar)
#### Post date: [May 8, 2007, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-smarter-than-a-5th-grader-a-quiz/403282/9 "2007-05-08T18:15:47Z")

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2 wrong - fastest bird and lowest prime number.

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### Author: ![MentalGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/439d5e/32.png) [@MentalGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MentalGuy)
#### Post date: [May 8, 2007, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-smarter-than-a-5th-grader-a-quiz/403282/10 "2007-05-08T18:32:13Z")

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I got 100%, but I wasn’t sure about fastest bird. I also had to think about turtle classification and four corners state.

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### Author: ![Jodi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7feea3/32.png) [@Jodi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jodi)
#### Post date: [May 8, 2007, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-smarter-than-a-5th-grader-a-quiz/403282/11 "2007-05-08T18:39:01Z")

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1 wrong – term for the House of Representatives.

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### Author: ![Aholibah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Aholibah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aholibah)
#### Post date: [May 8, 2007, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-smarter-than-a-5th-grader-a-quiz/403282/12 "2007-05-08T18:42:56Z")

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I missed the turtle and the Four Corners state.

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### Author: ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)
#### Post date: [May 8, 2007, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-smarter-than-a-5th-grader-a-quiz/403282/13 "2007-05-08T18:43:23Z")

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94% – said NM instead of AZ for the Grand Canyon.

Not too bad for a furriner! 😃

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### Author: ![brownie55](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f14d63/32.png) [@brownie55](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brownie55)
#### Post date: [May 8, 2007, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-smarter-than-a-5th-grader-a-quiz/403282/14 "2007-05-08T18:48:49Z")

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1 wrong, lowest prime  
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### Author: ![NinjaChick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@NinjaChick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinjaChick)
#### Post date: [May 8, 2007, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-smarter-than-a-5th-grader-a-quiz/403282/15 "2007-05-08T18:48:58Z")

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100%. Do I win something?

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### Author: ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)
#### Post date: [May 8, 2007, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-smarter-than-a-5th-grader-a-quiz/403282/16 "2007-05-08T18:56:51Z")

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94% - missed the lowest prime number. Never have been good at math.

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### Author: ![sciguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@sciguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sciguy)
#### Post date: [May 8, 2007, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-smarter-than-a-5th-grader-a-quiz/403282/17 "2007-05-08T18:57:55Z")

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94%, but only because I’m an idiot.

Question 16: 2 yardsticks and a 12 inch ruler is how many feet  
Me: Well, that’s three and three and one. 5!  
Sir Galahad: Seven, sir.  
Me: SEVEN!

Ok, the last two lines didn’t happen. 🙂 I’ve got the knowlege, I just don’t have any skills in basic arithmetic (compounded by going through without double checking). I’d tank on “Can you add better than a Kindergartner”.

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### Author: ![TwoTrouts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a9adbd/32.png) [@TwoTrouts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwoTrouts)
#### Post date: [May 8, 2007, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-smarter-than-a-5th-grader-a-quiz/403282/18 "2007-05-08T19:09:02Z")

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Pikers!  
100% 🙂

Where’s my million bucks?

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### Author: ![amarinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@amarinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarinth)
#### Post date: [May 8, 2007, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-smarter-than-a-5th-grader-a-quiz/403282/19 "2007-05-08T19:14:44Z")

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I have some sort of weird mental block when it comes to turtles. Snakes, I know; frogs are easy. But every time I have to remember “so, what is a turtle, anyway?” I go blank and guess wrong.

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### Author: ![Taber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ac91a4/32.png) [@Taber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taber)
#### Post date: [May 8, 2007, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-smarter-than-a-5th-grader-a-quiz/403282/20 "2007-05-08T19:22:41Z")

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94% - apparently I’m the only one here who didn’t know the equinox. I guessed august

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