# Are you t.t.?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-t-t/644439>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 18, 2012, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-t-t/644439 "2012-12-18T17:45:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2012, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-t-t/644439/1 "2012-12-18T17:45:38Z")

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Are you t.t.?

If you answer “yes”:

You’re triple titted!? EWWWW!!

If you answer “no”:

You’re not toilet trained!? EWWWW!!

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**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2012, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-t-t/644439/2 "2012-12-18T17:49:15Z")

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Are you f.r.?

If you answered yes

you are functionally retarded.

If you answered no,

you are mistaken. please see “yes”

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**Author:** ![PacifistPorcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@PacifistPorcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PacifistPorcupine)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2012, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-t-t/644439/3 "2012-12-18T17:49:42Z")

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Not only do I have 3 tits, I crap all over the place too.

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**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2012, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-t-t/644439/4 "2012-12-18T17:58:53Z")

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Even I have limits. Thread closed.