Are you the universe?

I can’t make toast for shit!

I am the Universal Remote. I make things happen.
Or maybe I only think I do. What if I only think they happen but they really don’t?

^ How do you get anything done when you’re down in the sofa cushions, like that?

I have AT&T U-Verse, does that count?

I saw what you did there.

No, but I am a significant portion of downtown.

Paul wasn’t the walrus! I was saying that to be nice, but I was actually the walrus!

Regards,
Shodan

Didn’t you once say you were Spartacus?

I have let go of the sofa cushions, once I realized they do not exist.

Best answer possible:D

I like to sing along to Chris Bell’s song, “I am the Cosmos”. Does that count?

Know yourself. If you need help, call the FBI.

But are you also the wind? (Great great song btw.)

Rotate your tires.

This is about as fluffy as an ill-defined question can be.
Just what are you asking?

Some (not all) possibilities include:

  • Are you all that exists, the rest is just fiction, possibly of your mind?(metaphysical question)
  • Is each person a universe unto their own? (even more metaphysical question)
  • Is your body a complete closed system of its own? (biology, seeing a human body as a community of trillions of entities)
  • Is you body composed of star-stuff? (astrophysics…)

Etc.

Please restate just which question you actually intended to ask.

I’m Spartacus, and so is my wife.

Or are we Brian…?

I’m my wife, and so is the universe

No, you’re Bwian.

Wegards,
Shodan

My wife is so fat …

I know you know what you know
but you should know by now
that you’re not me

Never mind guys, it turns out that isn’t true and the site that I got it from is a cult in disguise: http://woomyung.com/meditation-method/meditation-method/