# Are you there, God? It's me, Sequential Thread Titles **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 29, 2004, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-there-god-its-me-sequential-thread-titles/271879 "2004-10-29T17:18:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2004, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-there-god-its-me-sequential-thread-titles/271879/1 "2004-10-29T17:18:39Z")
From the “For once, it’s probably good he _doesn’t_ want you for your brains” department: **Losing virginity** **My boyfriend of five months brought me a dozen roses tonight…** **Dealing with prejudice against zombies in a life biased world.** ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2004, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-there-god-its-me-sequential-thread-titles/271879/2 "2004-10-29T18:03:25Z")
What Halloween Candy are you stocking? Gentlemen with beards . . . would that count as a trick _and_ a treat? ---
**Author:** ![Jurph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/50afbb/32.png) [@Jurph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jurph)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2004, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-there-god-its-me-sequential-thread-titles/271879/3 "2004-10-29T18:24:30Z")
From the Department of Redundancy Department: **Fish flavored crackers** and **things that taste like things**. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2004, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-there-god-its-me-sequential-thread-titles/271879/4 "2004-10-29T19:43:05Z")
Hmmm…not a Triple…maybe it should be called a double-double… **Things that taste like things. Losing virginity** Wait…I thought oral didn’t count… 😕 **Losing virginity F**_ing rain_\* …and other watersports. ---
**Author:** ![Jayn\_Newell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Jayn\_Newell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jayn_Newell)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2004, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-there-god-its-me-sequential-thread-titles/271879/5 "2004-10-29T19:51:10Z")
**Gifts from Children And this week’s ward for dumbest criminal…** ---
**Author:** ![Jenny\_Haniver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Jenny\_Haniver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenny_Haniver)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2004, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-there-god-its-me-sequential-thread-titles/271879/6 "2004-10-29T20:06:48Z")
Icky, but sequential: **Writing a research paper on child molestation: suggestions for sources? Governor’s Schools** ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2004, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-there-god-its-me-sequential-thread-titles/271879/7 "2004-10-29T20:08:01Z")
MPSIMS: **Any eating recs along US 90 (Mississippi Gulf Coast) Your worst foot-in-mouth episode.** Ewww. ---
**Author:** ![pontia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/839c29/32.png) [@pontia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pontia)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2004, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-there-god-its-me-sequential-thread-titles/271879/8 "2004-10-29T20:13:29Z")
\*\* Woah, I almost hit the “Help I’m being raped” button by accident! \*\* \*\* A Windows keyboard shortcut discovery! \*\* :eek: ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/22080_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2004, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-there-god-its-me-sequential-thread-titles/271879/9 "2004-10-29T20:17:35Z")
\*\*Not many people know that… Wow…being 30-something kind of sucks! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2004, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-there-god-its-me-sequential-thread-titles/271879/10 "2004-10-29T20:32:12Z")
**Your worse foot-in-mouth episode Things that taste like things** Shoes come to mind. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2004, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-there-god-its-me-sequential-thread-titles/271879/11 "2004-10-29T20:37:27Z")
In My Humble Opinion: **Who are you boycotting? Regularly-abled folks using handicapped door entry** ---
**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2004, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-there-god-its-me-sequential-thread-titles/271879/12 "2004-10-29T21:00:57Z")
In MPSIMS: \*\*Woah, I almost hit the “Help I’m being raped” button by accident! Oh No! You did exactly what I told you to do! \*\* In the Pit: **Fuck the press Why is there no PAPER?** ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2004, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-there-god-its-me-sequential-thread-titles/271879/13 "2004-10-29T23:39:41Z")
Cafe Society \*\* name that japanese fetish! Garlic Fudge \*\* MPSIMS \*\*Halloween costumes in the office today? On the bright side, I could just be Crazy \*\* and \*\*Not many people know that… Losing virginity Your worst foot-in-mouth episode \*\* Sorry but if your putting a foot in someones mouth, you are really doing something wrong. ---
**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2004, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-there-god-its-me-sequential-thread-titles/271879/14 "2004-10-29T23:42:05Z")
in IMHO: **How do you know when it’s "Love?"** **Your first gray hair** ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2004, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-there-god-its-me-sequential-thread-titles/271879/15 "2004-10-30T02:52:38Z")
In the Pit: I really hate big paper clips Why is there no paper? The paper was probably chewed up by the clips, maybe? Robin ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2004, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-there-god-its-me-sequential-thread-titles/271879/16 "2004-10-30T06:43:06Z")
From The Pit: \*\*Do Grown People Really Still Believe In Astrology? The Near Future, according to Jack Chick \*\* From GD: \*\*Lunar landing conspiracy conspiracy SURPRISE! It’s bin Ladin! \*\* From IMHO: \*\*Openly gay dopers: how do you deal with this? Are you within 6 degrees of separation from me? \*\* \*\*What broke the Curse of the Bambino? Mini Cooper Dealers in North Carolina Area? \*\* I _knew_ they had something to do with it. **Anyone lost a bunch of weight? How far can you suck it in?** \*\*Dream Car that got away New exercise program \*\* Ah. Chasing the dream car trims the thighs. And from MPSIMS: \*\*Make your own new sound effects! The boob factor…whats up with them? \*\* \*\*35… and grounded? Ho boy. Now I know we’re safe. \*\* \*\*Do you collect funny pictures? I’m huge. \*\* \*\*Oh, God, this is so horrible. _Please_ read [long and rambly] My cat BIT me! \*\* \*\*How long does it take to vote Fuck it…I’m not voting… \*\* I guess it takes too long. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![peri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/67e7ee/32.png) [@peri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peri)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2004, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-there-god-its-me-sequential-thread-titles/271879/17 "2004-10-30T07:37:52Z")
From the Pit - **That’s it. I have HAD IT!! I Hate Halloween** Party pooper. ---
**Author:** ![smartini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/22d042/32.png) [@smartini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smartini)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2004, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-there-god-its-me-sequential-thread-titles/271879/18 "2004-10-30T09:55:56Z")
MPSIMS **A soldier’s life.** **Hilarious GWB flash video** _I don’t know whether to laugh or cry._ ---
**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2004, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-there-god-its-me-sequential-thread-titles/271879/19 "2004-10-30T10:27:10Z")
The BBQ Pit \*\*Go to first new post I beg to differ…kittens are NOT disposable! How about them Moslems? \*\* **"Ah Wanna Buy Me a Huntin’ License" -John Kerry Could this be the end of Bill O’Reilly (please please please)** In GD: **WHY BUSH WON IN 2004: Neoconservatism needs an enemy. Courting the “stupid vote”.** In IMHO: \*\*What was your most satisfying body lesion to pop? How do you know when it’s “Love”? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Brainiac4](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brainiac4/32/3534_2.png) [@Brainiac4](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brainiac4)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2004, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-there-god-its-me-sequential-thread-titles/271879/20 "2004-10-30T14:53:47Z")
Hilarious GWB Flash Video Nearly-Headless Nick comes to Detroit. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-there-god-its-me-sequential-thread-titles/271879.md?page=2)