# Are you there, God? It's me, Sequential Thread Titles **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 29, 2004, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-there-god-its-me-sequential-thread-titles/271879 "2004-10-29T17:18:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Standup\_Karmic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Standup\_Karmic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Standup_Karmic)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2004, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-there-god-its-me-sequential-thread-titles/271879/21 "2004-10-30T15:02:52Z")
GQ: **WMD’s in Iraq - How many were found and what was the condition of the WMD’s? What’s the most surreal moment you’ve had lately?** Oh, I think that counts up there somewhere. GQ: **Weird/unfindable trojan/worm/something What Exactly Defines a WMD?** I suppose it could be worm or something. Like Bigfoot…lotsa conjecture, but I don’t think anyone’s ever seen one. GD: **Why the stigma about masturbation? Rehnquist sick, SCOTUS hung?** Look, masturbation isn’t “sick”. And if size matters in masturbation, I’m screwed. GD: **BBC: “New Florida vote scandal feared” Florida ballot papers go missing (!?!) Free Market: How would it work** I bet those Floridians wonder, too! ---
**Author:** ![audiobottle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc8723/32.png) [@audiobottle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/audiobottle)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2004, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-there-god-its-me-sequential-thread-titles/271879/22 "2004-10-30T15:12:44Z")
From IMHO: \*\*What Halloween Candy are you stocking? Weight loss and loose skin \*\* I’m not sure if this qualifies as a trick or a treat… ---
**Author:** ![jhinman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/779978/32.png) [@jhinman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jhinman)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2004, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-there-god-its-me-sequential-thread-titles/271879/23 "2004-10-30T15:13:11Z")
In Cafe Society: Garlic Fudge When Marketing Goes Wrong! ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2004, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-there-god-its-me-sequential-thread-titles/271879/24 "2004-10-30T20:40:41Z")
In MPSIMS: \*\*Yup, we’re finally getting married! Porn! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2004, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-there-god-its-me-sequential-thread-titles/271879/25 "2004-10-30T20:55:49Z")
**What’s The Most Surreal Moment You’ve Had Lately? I was on MotorMouth on VH1** ---
**Author:** ![ITR\_champion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c67d28/32.png) [@ITR\_champion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ITR_champion)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2004, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-there-god-its-me-sequential-thread-titles/271879/26 "2004-10-30T21:16:55Z")
MPSIMS: \*\* The pharmacy I work in brought in homeopathic stuff On the other hand, I could just be Crazy\*\* ---
**Author:** ![smartini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/22d042/32.png) [@smartini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smartini)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2004, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-there-god-its-me-sequential-thread-titles/271879/27 "2004-10-30T21:21:50Z")
the Pit: **Bush and death** **Stupid rubberneckers!** ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2004, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-there-god-its-me-sequential-thread-titles/271879/28 "2004-10-30T21:22:44Z")
\*\*I can’t believe no one else has posted this yet I’m finally learning something in the kitchen… One of my tables left a rad tip tonight! \*\* Hey, I almost have a paragraph there! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![smartini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/22d042/32.png) [@smartini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smartini)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2004, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-there-god-its-me-sequential-thread-titles/271879/29 "2004-10-30T21:29:25Z")
MPSIMS: **Allegorical cats, metaphorical cats. And now Hypoallergenical cats. ??? A Riddle ???** ---
**Author:** ![rjk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@rjk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjk)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2004, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-there-god-its-me-sequential-thread-titles/271879/30 "2004-10-30T21:46:40Z")
MPSIMS: **Yup, we’re finally getting married! I feel so… 1997** And its about time! ---
**Author:** ![MidnightRadio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@MidnightRadio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MidnightRadio)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2004, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-there-god-its-me-sequential-thread-titles/271879/31 "2004-10-30T22:28:00Z")
**The Joy of Pimples** **Surgery Recovery** ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2004, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-there-god-its-me-sequential-thread-titles/271879/32 "2004-10-31T00:42:26Z")
A question for all you women out there. Am I In Labor? What’s the most surreal moment you’ve had lately? Weird thing that I spit out this morning - Doper MDs, any guesses? (TMI! Yuck!) Yup, we’re finally getting married! On the bright side, I could just be Crazy ( 😉 ) ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2004, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-there-god-its-me-sequential-thread-titles/271879/33 "2004-10-31T05:55:38Z")
Am I In Labor? What’s the most surreal moment you’ve had lately? ---
**Author:** ![Cinnamon\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@Cinnamon\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cinnamon_Girl)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2004, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-there-god-its-me-sequential-thread-titles/271879/34 "2004-10-31T07:54:43Z")
**Yup, we’re finally getting married! Losing virginity** It’s about time! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Dan\_Turk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dan\_Turk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dan_Turk)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2004, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-there-god-its-me-sequential-thread-titles/271879/35 "2004-10-31T07:59:13Z")
wow, two of my thread titles are in there… I’m a doper now! ;j ---
**Author:** ![Cinnamon\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@Cinnamon\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cinnamon_Girl)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2004, 8:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-there-god-its-me-sequential-thread-titles/271879/36 "2004-10-31T08:39:33Z")
MPSIMS \*\*Your most bizarre brain fart How to mess with people’s heads on election night Gifts From Children Somewhere in there I graduated. Things that taste like things. My new car & great husband My boyfriend of five months brought me a dozen roses tonight… Woah, I almost hit the “Help I’m being raped” button by accident! \*\* From IMHO: \*\*Help design my “self defense against antigay rhetoric” course Do you have a Macho Grande that you can’t get over? Gay Dopers: how do you come out at work? Best way to get over touch aversion? \*\* :eek: From BBQ Pit: **Pitting “[blank]s that have [blank]” threads in Cafe Society So you disdain the thread subject?** Yes, because I don’t get it! **Yellow Dog voters Man, Ohio is FUCKED UP!** From Cafe Society: \*\*When Marketing Goes Wrong! Max Headroom Halloween Dinner Fudge! and other homemade candies Prediction for voter turnout? Why vote?\*\* ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Wallflower](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Wallflower](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wallflower)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2004, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-there-god-its-me-sequential-thread-titles/271879/37 "2004-10-31T13:00:31Z")
MPSIMS \*\* Yup, we’re finally getting married! Sooo, I thinking of booting my roommate out…\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2004, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-there-god-its-me-sequential-thread-titles/271879/38 "2004-10-31T16:34:19Z")
From MPSIMS: **Gifts From Children Porn!** ---
**Author:** ![ITR\_champion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c67d28/32.png) [@ITR\_champion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ITR_champion)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2004, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-there-god-its-me-sequential-thread-titles/271879/39 "2004-10-31T18:33:31Z")
From MPSIMS: **So tell me your Halloween costume. Flying Lawnmower Literally!** Unconventional choice, but whatever floats your boat… ---
**Author:** ![alterego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6bbea6/32.png) [@alterego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alterego)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2004, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-there-god-its-me-sequential-thread-titles/271879/40 "2004-10-31T20:20:57Z")
in IMHO \*\* Yup, we’re finally getting married! Idiot! Whudja do THAT for? Engage brain before take-off!\*\* [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-there-god-its-me-sequential-thread-titles/271879.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-there-god-its-me-sequential-thread-titles/271879.md?page=3)