# Are you ugly?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-ugly/289132>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [February 9, 2005, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-ugly/289132 "2005-02-09T03:45:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
**Page:** 16

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**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-ugly/289132/302 "2005-02-16T11:57:49Z")

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Me ? Ugly ? You bet yer azz ! Please remove all small children, pets and anyone who gets sick easily. I am the one in the yellow blouse.

[http://www.geocities.com/lordjimtexas/im000059.jpg](http://www.geocities.com/lordjimtexas/im000059.jpg)

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**Author:** ![overlyverbose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/9dc877/32.png) [@overlyverbose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/overlyverbose)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-ugly/289132/303 "2005-02-16T16:53:38Z")

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**Ayesha** , I hardly think you’re ugly. You have a beautiful smile, and there’s no way you’d frighten small children, pets or sick people. Also, I’ve always enjoyed reading your posts. I think you have a stellar wit, and I wish I came off as half as intelligent as you and some of the other dopers on this board.

Also, **Priceguy** and **Senglekat** , I think I love you. If I weren’t already married, I’d ask you both to run away with me. 😉

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**Author:** ![RainGrowsBrite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@RainGrowsBrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RainGrowsBrite)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-ugly/289132/304 "2005-02-16T17:50:24Z")

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> [@Roland Orzabal](#):
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> Mmm. Very nice indeed. I don’t normally go in for girls with body piercings, but in your case, I think an exception could be readily made.

I appreciate your willingness to make an exception for me. Luckily you will have to do no such thing as I have removed the eyebrow ring. Hmmm, I do have my ears peirced though…

🙂

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**Author:** ![Sengkelat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e36b37/32.png) [@Sengkelat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sengkelat)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-ugly/289132/305 "2005-02-17T07:51:23Z")

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> [@overlyverbose](#):
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> Also, **Priceguy** and **Senglekat** , I think I love you. If I weren’t already married, I’d ask you both to run away with me. 😉

It’s just as well you’re married; I have a policy against dating women who can’t spell my name, even if they are really cute. A guy’s gotta have standards.

**Anaamika** , thanks. Made my day. Glad you saw my picture before the link I posted expired. D’oh!

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**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-ugly/289132/306 "2005-02-17T07:52:18Z")

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> [@overlyverbose](#):
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> Also, **Priceguy** and **Senglekat** , I think I love you. If I weren’t already married, I’d ask you both to run away with me. 😉

Well, if **Sengkelat** and Mr Verbose don’t mind…

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**Author:** ![overlyverbose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/9dc877/32.png) [@overlyverbose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/overlyverbose)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-ugly/289132/307 "2005-02-17T14:10:07Z")

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> [@Sengkelat](#):
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> It’s just as well you’re married; I have a policy against dating women who can’t spell my name, even if they are really cute. A guy’s gotta have standards.

Dang it! Sorry 'bout that. I’ll just shuffle off and get more coffee.

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