# Are you ugly?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-ugly/289132>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [February 9, 2005, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-ugly/289132 "2005-02-09T03:45:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Roland\_Orzabal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@Roland\_Orzabal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roland_Orzabal)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-ugly/289132/121 "2005-02-10T15:20:13Z")

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As do I. More, please!

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**Author:** ![overlyverbose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/9dc877/32.png) [@overlyverbose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/overlyverbose)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-ugly/289132/122 "2005-02-10T15:26:42Z")

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> [@LifeOnWry](#):
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> Wow. Some of us are quite beautiful.
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> \*\*overlyverbose[/], tell your mom to take a hike, you’re STUNNING.
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> [Since everyone else is posting pics…](http://www.lifeonwry.com/the_auth.html) And remember, if you can’t say something nice, don’t say nothin’ at all!

I think I’m going to tape this to the wall so I can look at it every day. 😛

You’re pretty hot yourself. In fact, I have yet to see an ugly person on this board.

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**Author:** ![taxi78cab](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e47c2d/32.png) [@taxi78cab](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/taxi78cab)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-ugly/289132/123 "2005-02-10T16:34:11Z")

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> [@BlackKnight](#):
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> Oh, and I am known to science as the only person who looks worse when smiling. [Proof.](http://zombieninjapiratemonkeys.com/images/creepysmile.jpg)

You have an awesome smile! I’m a total sucker for dimples.

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**Author:** ![mamakat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e56c9b/32.png) [@mamakat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mamakat)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-ugly/289132/124 "2005-02-10T17:32:36Z")

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**BlackKnight** I think you are adorable - smiling or not. (that’s a good kind of adorable!)

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**Author:** ![RainGrowsBrite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@RainGrowsBrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RainGrowsBrite)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-ugly/289132/125 "2005-02-10T17:46:55Z")

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I think i’m pretty decent looking. Ive been given some compliments… I dont have the best pics to display me but what the [hell…](http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=9152028&imageID=57568297)

(make sure you click next to get a less, um, passionate picture of me…)

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**Author:** ![Indygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Indygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indygrrl)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-ugly/289132/126 "2005-02-10T17:58:06Z")

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> [@Roland Orzabal](#):
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> Note to fellow heterosexual Doper males: viewing the rest of **Indygrrl** ’s photo album requires a free registration at [Myspace.com](http://Myspace.com).
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> It is worth it.
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> [Damn](http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=721848&imageID=31353342&Mytoken=20050209183935), is it worth it.

Wow, thanks. That’s sweet. I needed it today. It’s been a rough couple of days.

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**Author:** ![foxymoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@foxymoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foxymoron)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-ugly/289132/127 "2005-02-10T19:13:54Z")

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**Black Knight** you made me blush! Awesome!  
I don’t know who’s been lying to you, but you are an attractive fellow. I even like your “scary” picture. So there. 😉

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-ugly/289132/128 "2005-02-10T19:16:11Z")

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I’m not so hideous that children run away from me screaming, but I’m on Victoria Secret’s Top Model list. Currently I’d put myself on the rather plain side of average.

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-ugly/289132/129 "2005-02-10T20:11:08Z")

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So I guess this got changed into a photo posting topic, eh?

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-ugly/289132/130 "2005-02-10T20:17:04Z")

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You’re on Victoria Secret’s Top Model list? Cite?

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**Author:** ![sleeping](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@sleeping](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sleeping)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-ugly/289132/131 "2005-02-10T20:27:04Z")

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> [@Roland Orzabal](#):
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> Note to fellow heterosexual Doper males: viewing the rest of **Indygrrl** ’s photo album requires a free registration at [Myspace.com](http://Myspace.com).
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> It is worth it.
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> [Damn](http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=721848&imageID=31353342&Mytoken=20050209183935), is it worth it.

I wonder what exposure they used…

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**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-ugly/289132/132 "2005-02-10T20:29:29Z")

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Am I ugly? Dunno. I don’t usually break cameras, and there is the occasional woman who seems to like looking at me for some reason, or at least doesn’t avert her eyes too often. Although, at the moment I’m just about the most single guy I know.

[You decide](http://www.clan-nn.com/NN/uploads/post-2-1082915355.jpg).

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-ugly/289132/133 "2005-02-10T20:32:41Z")

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> [@Knorf](#):
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> Although, at the moment I’m just about the most single guy I know.

But cute. Very cute.

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-ugly/289132/134 "2005-02-10T20:36:53Z")

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> [@Aesiron](#):
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> You’re on Victoria Secret’s Top Model list? Cite?

_dies_ You know it’s been a long day at the computer when you make a typo like _that_.

Not on Victoria’s Secret’s Top Model list. _Not_.

:smack: :smack: :smack: 😃

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-ugly/289132/135 "2005-02-10T20:42:45Z")

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Can we still get a cite?

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**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-ugly/289132/136 "2005-02-10T20:45:14Z")

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These days, I think I’m average and I’m fine with that. At least I can stand to look at photos of myself (sorry, none handy online) and occasionally even like them.

Before I went to Weight Watchers and lost 125 pounds, I was ugly. Not because I was big–I’ve seen lots of big folks who look great–but just because I personally didn’t look good as a fat person. I don’t photograph all that well in the first place (I can’t do the “smile on command” thing) and I always felt like every picture of me when I was big made me look like I’d jettisoned at least half my IQ points. I envied large folks who looked good and photographed well, but I was not one of 'em.

Losing all the weight did wonders for my self esteem. Since I was never interested in being “sexy” (I’m a major (albeit happily married to a guy who claims _he_ thinks I’m sexy!) tomboy and tend toward androgynous clothes and haircuts) I was happy as a clam just to be able to look at myself in the mirror and like what I saw.

BTW, I think every person so far who’s posted his or her photo on this thread and said they were ugly is deluded. You all look fine! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-ugly/289132/137 "2005-02-10T20:47:25Z")

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> [@Aesiron](#):
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> Can we still get a cite?

😛

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**Author:** ![Indygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Indygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indygrrl)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-ugly/289132/138 "2005-02-10T20:52:10Z")

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> [@Caiata](#):
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> [Yup.](http://tamerlane.org/pics/Australia/mdressy2.jpg)

No, you aren’t ugly at all. I think you’re far from it. 😉

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-ugly/289132/139 "2005-02-10T21:06:47Z")

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> [@jinwicked](#):
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> I really look like a hideous little troll with a huge forehead, but using clever tricks of makeup, lighting, a padded bra, and whale-boned corsetry, I manage to make myself look like a semblance of a normal female.
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> **BlackKnight** , your scary picture is indeed scary, but your ugly picture is rather cute. 😉

Jin,

Ok, I’ve tried several times to write a post to say that I think you are, in fact, attractive but it either sounds creepy or like a dad, or like a creepy dad.

But you are, in fact, very pretty.

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**Author:** ![Roland\_Orzabal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@Roland\_Orzabal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roland_Orzabal)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-ugly/289132/140 "2005-02-10T21:25:19Z")

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> [@Zebra](#):
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> But you are, in fact, very pretty.

…which would be far easier to discern if some kind Doper would favor the rest of us with a link to the pic(s) that some have clearly already seen. Please? 🙂

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