# Are you ugly?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-ugly/289132>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [February 9, 2005, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-ugly/289132 "2005-02-09T03:45:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![malkavia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malkavia/32/5621_2.png) [@malkavia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/malkavia)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-ugly/289132/161 "2005-02-10T23:12:59Z")

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Nope. [Cute as a button](http://malkavia.fotopic.net/c42419.html). A fat and goofy button, but a button nevertheless.

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-ugly/289132/162 "2005-02-10T23:23:13Z")

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> [@Roland Orzabal](#):
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> …which would be far easier to discern if some kind Doper would favor the rest of us with a link to the pic(s) that some have clearly already seen. Please? 🙂

The links you need were provided by Ms.\*\* Wicked\*\* herself.

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**Author:** ![archmichael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@archmichael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/archmichael)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-ugly/289132/163 "2005-02-10T23:33:38Z")

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With Korean moms, I used to be considered very handsome. Now…40 lbs heavier…my mileage varies.

[My wife and I](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v694/kunsok/tm3.jpg) at a friend’s wedding.

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-ugly/289132/164 "2005-02-10T23:35:30Z")

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Okokok.

[Here.](http://kansascity.tribe.net/template/pub%2CViewPhoto.vm/context/person?albumpage=%24albumPage&currentoffset=0&parentid=919d10ab-681b-4bbd-b1b2-332d9b86061d&sortby&rows&r=10500) Only, as I always point out, you can’t see my nose piercing (not a ring, a stud).

I even hosted it all by myself, too. Picked a random site from one of the people who posted in this thread.

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-ugly/289132/165 "2005-02-10T23:46:44Z")

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What happened to the old picture?

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-ugly/289132/166 "2005-02-10T23:47:38Z")

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> [@Aesiron](#):
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> What happened to the old picture?

Which old pic? The one of us together?

I found this one!

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-ugly/289132/167 "2005-02-10T23:50:47Z")

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We have a pic together? Why don’t I remember that?

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-ugly/289132/168 "2005-02-10T23:51:21Z")

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> [@Aesiron](#):
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> We have a pic together? Why don’t I remember that?

Er…it’s not \*my \* problem how much you drink. 😉

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**Author:** ![interface2x](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@interface2x](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/interface2x)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-ugly/289132/169 "2005-02-11T01:27:47Z")

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> [@Idle Thoughts](#):
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> So I guess this got changed into a photo posting topic, eh?

Sorry, I think I started that :smack:

My apologies to OP if this isn’t how you planned your thread would come out.

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**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-ugly/289132/170 "2005-02-11T01:46:26Z")

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I don’t know. I’ve been told i’m ugly and told i’m attractive by several different women so I am not really sure. I guess it depends on a variety of factors like posture, how much attention I pay to hygiene on that day, etc. I don’t have a camera so I can’t upload pictures, but if I did I would. Anyone want to paypal me $20 so I can buy a camera? I’ll spend it on rotgut whiskey instead but its the thought that counts.

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**Author:** ![butter\_pie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aca169/32.png) [@butter\_pie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/butter_pie)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-ugly/289132/171 "2005-02-11T01:49:40Z")

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> [@Zebra](#):
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> Jin,
> 
> Ok, I’ve tried several times to write a post to say that I think you are, in fact, attractive but it either sounds creepy or like a dad, or like a creepy dad.
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> But you are, in fact, very pretty.

While I appreciate your compliments and am deeply grateful that you took the time to say so, I assure you I am quite inconsolable in this regard.

As other posters have pointed out quite correctly, looks are only skin deep.

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**Author:** ![taxi78cab](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e47c2d/32.png) [@taxi78cab](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/taxi78cab)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-ugly/289132/172 "2005-02-11T02:00:44Z")

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OK, I think I figured out the uploading-pictures thing. This is [me](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v685/taxi78cab/64397de7.jpg) at a formal thing I went to for work and a slightly older but still good [picture.](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v685/taxi78cab/8e34d61e.jpg) These aren’t my favorite pictures, but they’re pretty good.

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**Author:** ![Elysian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c77e96/32.png) [@Elysian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elysian)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-ugly/289132/173 "2005-02-11T02:04:18Z")

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I’m actually afraid to post my picture, you all are so pretty! **Winnie** , I think you are very pretty. So’s **jinwicked** , and **Anaamika** , and…well, everyone!

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**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-ugly/289132/174 "2005-02-11T02:12:45Z")

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> [@EmeraldGrue](#):
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> I’m a _belle laide_ ([cite](http://tinyurl.com/6jm3r)).

[Tell me, how do you feel about 45 year old virgins who still live with their parents?l](http://members.aol.com/playtrekk/misc/cbgspock.gif)

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**Author:** ![EmeraldGrue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dc4da7/32.png) [@EmeraldGrue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmeraldGrue)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-ugly/289132/175 "2005-02-11T02:39:39Z")

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:cackles:… **Wes** , man, that’s not your usual line, is it?!

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**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-ugly/289132/176 "2005-02-11T02:56:30Z")

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> [@EmeraldGrue](#):
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> :cackles:… **Wes** , man, that’s not your usual line, is it?!

nah, im only 25.

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**Author:** ![Roland\_Orzabal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@Roland\_Orzabal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roland_Orzabal)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-ugly/289132/177 "2005-02-11T03:03:32Z")

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Somehow I missed your pic the first time around, **EmeraldGrue** , so allow me to rectify that now and tell you that you’re extremely pretty. “Belle-laide”? C’est pas vrai du tout. Tu est bien jolie.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-ugly/289132/178 "2005-02-11T03:03:53Z")

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Here’s me…

I’ll trust your judgement…

[quicksilver on teaming millions](http://www.teamingmillions.com/quicksilver)

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-ugly/289132/179 "2005-02-11T03:15:02Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> Here’s me…
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> I’ll trust your judgement…
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> [quicksilver on teaming millions](http://www.teamingmillions.com/quicksilver)

NO… NO… NO… grrrr…

once more with feeling… [quicksilver 1](http://teemingmillions.com/profiles/images/quicksilver/quicksilver_photo0.jpg)

[quicksilver 2](http://teemingmillions.com/profiles/images/quicksilver/quicksilver_photo1.jpg)

[quicksilver 3](http://teemingmillions.com/profiles/images/quicksilver/quicksilver_photo2.jpg)

[quicksilver 4](http://teemingmillions.com/profiles/images/quicksilver/quicksilver_photo3.jpg)

[quicksilver 5](http://teemingmillions.com/profiles/images/quicksilver/quicksilver_photo4.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-ugly/289132/180 "2005-02-11T03:28:41Z")

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Yeah. I am. Lousy Tetracycline teeth, crooked on the bottom, kind of weird skunk stripes of gray in beard, fat and gathering spare chins with remarkable speed. Can’t say as I am aware that anyone looks me over, or gives me a look at all. -shrug- I’ll live. I’m 42, and feel like I’m ok on the inside.

Medical science has already refused to make use of me. 😃

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