# Are you wearing pants?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-wearing-pants/43831
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [December 3, 2000, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-wearing-pants/43831 "2000-12-03T16:32:18Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Wicked\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wicked_Blue)
#### Post date: [December 3, 2000, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-wearing-pants/43831/1 "2000-12-03T16:32:18Z")
I am. I’m wearing my favorite pair of sweat pants. They have a hole in the ass, so I can’t wear them outside. I have had them for about 5 years. They’re not even really my pants…I stole them from an ex.
I love my pants. 🙂
Rose
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### Author:  [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)
#### Post date: [December 3, 2000, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-wearing-pants/43831/2 "2000-12-03T16:43:13Z")
Once again, caught with my pants down.
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### Author:  [@cheezit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cheezit)
#### Post date: [December 3, 2000, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-wearing-pants/43831/3 "2000-12-03T16:44:39Z")
I have a really long shirt on but absolutely NO pants whatsoever. :eek:
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### Author:  [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)
#### Post date: [December 3, 2000, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-wearing-pants/43831/4 "2000-12-03T16:53:11Z")
I am. I’ve been wearing this pair of pants since yesterday. Long night, didn’t go to sleep. Football will keep me awake.
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### Author:  [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)
#### Post date: [December 3, 2000, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-wearing-pants/43831/5 "2000-12-03T16:56:41Z")
Damn! I knew I forgot something when I came to work today! No wonder everyone’s been giving me weird looks.
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### Author:  [@Shiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shiva)
#### Post date: [December 3, 2000, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-wearing-pants/43831/6 "2000-12-03T17:02:29Z")
Yes.
No.
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### Author:  [@L714](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/L714)
#### Post date: [December 3, 2000, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-wearing-pants/43831/7 "2000-12-03T17:05:16Z")
Tights
They have runs going down each of the inner thighs. I get compliments.
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### Author:  [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)
#### Post date: [December 3, 2000, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-wearing-pants/43831/8 "2000-12-03T17:06:54Z")
Nope, just gym shorts.
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### Author:  [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)
#### Post date: [December 3, 2000, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-wearing-pants/43831/9 "2000-12-03T17:20:24Z")
Pants, yes. Underpants, no.
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### Author:  [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)
#### Post date: [December 3, 2000, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-wearing-pants/43831/10 "2000-12-03T17:23:00Z")
Jammie pants!
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### Author:  [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)
#### Post date: [December 3, 2000, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-wearing-pants/43831/11 "2000-12-03T17:57:56Z")
I’m posting in my underwear today!
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### Author:  [@TheNerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheNerd)
#### Post date: [December 3, 2000, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-wearing-pants/43831/12 "2000-12-03T18:03:59Z")
I just woke up and stumbled over to the computer to check email. Somehow I ended up here.
But the point is, I’m still nekkid. Probably not for long though.
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### Author:  [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)
#### Post date: [December 3, 2000, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-wearing-pants/43831/13 "2000-12-03T18:05:04Z")
Haha! I’m not wearing pants!
I’m wearing…
…a dress!!
😃
Thought I wasn’t wearing anything, huh, you dirty perverts! 😛
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### Author:  [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)
#### Post date: [December 3, 2000, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-wearing-pants/43831/14 "2000-12-03T18:07:07Z")
I just got out of the shower and am wearing a towel.
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### Author:  [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)
#### Post date: [December 3, 2000, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-wearing-pants/43831/15 "2000-12-03T18:26:59Z")
mmmmmm . . . **porcupine** in a towel.
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### Author:  [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)
#### Post date: [December 3, 2000, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-wearing-pants/43831/16 "2000-12-03T18:32:58Z")
ugly flanel pj pants, but they count.
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### Author:  [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)
#### Post date: [December 3, 2000, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-wearing-pants/43831/17 "2000-12-03T18:33:14Z")
No pants. No drawers either. It’s 1:30 eastern and I’m still abed. I love Sundays.
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### Author:  [@Lazarus7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lazarus7)
#### Post date: [December 3, 2000, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-wearing-pants/43831/18 "2000-12-03T18:51:46Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Medea’s Child \*
> \*\*ugly flanel pj pants, but they count. \*\*
Me too!!
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### Author:  [@ThisYearsGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThisYearsGirl)
#### Post date: [December 3, 2000, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-wearing-pants/43831/19 "2000-12-03T19:08:42Z")
I’m wearing these wickedly ugly plaid wool pants I bought at a Goodwill, but I don’t yet have the balls to wear in public.
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### Author:  [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)
#### Post date: [December 3, 2000, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-wearing-pants/43831/20 "2000-12-03T19:17:49Z")
Now I am wearing pants (sweats, to be specific). And worst of all, I am **at work**. :mad:
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