# Are your nipples naturally hairy?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-your-nipples-naturally-hairy/750618>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [March 30, 2016, 8:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-your-nipples-naturally-hairy/750618 "2016-03-30T08:38:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2016, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-your-nipples-naturally-hairy/750618/41 "2016-03-31T19:22:57Z")

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> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> Most of the women answering have hairy or semi-hairy nipples? 😕

Maybe as we age it tends to happen. I certainly have to trim hair from ears, nose, etc, that I never worried about as a 40-something.

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**Author:** ![TreacherousCretin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treacherouscretin/32/476_2.png) [@TreacherousCretin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TreacherousCretin)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2016, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-your-nipples-naturally-hairy/750618/42 "2016-03-31T21:11:03Z")

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> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> Now I’m worried my nipples are not sufficiently hairy. ☹

Count your blessings. Mine have feathers.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2016, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-your-nipples-naturally-hairy/750618/43 "2016-03-31T22:07:24Z")

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> [@TreacherousCretin](#):
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> Count your blessings. Mine have feathers.

Count your blessings. I have feathers, but no nipples!

CMC fnord!

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2016, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-your-nipples-naturally-hairy/750618/44 "2016-03-31T22:13:49Z")

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> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> **Cocktail Recipe: Hairy Nipple**
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> 1/2 shot(s) Butterscotch  
> 1/2 shot(s) Bailey’s Irish Cream  
> 1/2 shot(s) Bacardi 151 Rum
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> Pour Butterscotch into shot glass then tilt the glass to layer the Baily’s on top. Last, pour Bacardi 151 on top. Enjoy!
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> Source: [BarMeister.com](http://BarMeister.com)

Finally … an actual useful post on the subject! 😃

But does drinking that stuff contribute to belly fat?

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**Author:** ![scootergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@scootergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scootergirl)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2016, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-your-nipples-naturally-hairy/750618/45 "2016-04-01T21:01:26Z")

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Wait. Let me check…  
Nope, not one hair on the left or right.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2016, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-your-nipples-naturally-hairy/750618/46 "2016-04-02T11:17:47Z")

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> [@scootergirl](#):
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> Wait. Let me check…  
> Nope, not one hair on the left or right.

And the middle one?

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