# Argent Towers, a moment of your time.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/argent-towers-a-moment-of-your-time/529227>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 16, 2010, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/argent-towers-a-moment-of-your-time/529227 "2010-02-16T18:23:45Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/argent-towers-a-moment-of-your-time/529227/361 "2010-02-17T17:18:17Z")

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Bet you wish you hadn’t picked an anagram now, don’t you?

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**Author:** ![Who\_me\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/958977/32.png) [@Who\_me\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Who_me_1)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/argent-towers-a-moment-of-your-time/529227/362 "2010-02-17T17:18:32Z")

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> [@Agent\_Foxtrot](#):
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> \*\*For the last time, I am not Argent Towers. This thread is about Argent Towers, not Agent Foxtrot.  
> \*\*

That’s what they _all_ say… 😉

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/argent-towers-a-moment-of-your-time/529227/363 "2010-02-17T17:20:58Z")

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> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#):
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> Nobody thinks that **AT** is a pedophile, **Yog**.

Just so you know the “defenders” of **Argent Towers** didn’t make this up pre-emptively, you should know **Myrnalene** implied it strongly in the thread that spawned this one.

> [@A Criticism Of the Adverstisements in the Time Edition of February 22nd, 2010](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-criticism-of-the-adverstisements-in-the-time-edition-of-february-22nd-2010/528915/72):
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> The fact that, even after the recent kerfluffle, you would use this board to recommend that book to a 13 year old boy is astounding. At best, you are profoundly stupid and socially maladjusted. At worst…well, maybe there’s a reason you were so ardent in your defense of Cesario.

Upsetting topic, dumbass move by **Argent Towers** , heat of the moment, etc. But yes, he did get called a pedophile and some people argued that even if it wasn’t any kind of pedophilic act, it should be treated like one.

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**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/argent-towers-a-moment-of-your-time/529227/364 "2010-02-17T17:22:51Z")

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> [@Marley23](#):
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> Upsetting topic, dumbass move by **Argent Towers** , heat of the moment, etc. But yes, he did get called a pedophile and some people argued that even if it wasn’t any kind of pedophilic act, it should be treated like one.

Not to mention all of the discussion about “grooming” earlier in this thread. I genuinely doubt anyone was suggesting he was sending the kid the name of the book so he could cut his hair or give him a shave.

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**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/argent-towers-a-moment-of-your-time/529227/365 "2010-02-17T17:29:28Z")

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> [@DiosaBellissima](#):
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> Not to mention all of the discussion about “grooming” earlier in this thread. I genuinely doubt anyone was suggesting he was sending the kid the name of the book so he could cut his hair or give him a shave.

I don’t know about that – I just did a Google search on “shaved teens” and you wouldn’t believe how many hits I got!

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**Author:** ![Pray\_for\_peace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Pray\_for\_peace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pray_for_peace)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/argent-towers-a-moment-of-your-time/529227/366 "2010-02-17T17:30:34Z")

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> [@Agent\_Foxtrot](#):
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> \*\*For the last time, I am not Argent Towers. This thread is about Argent Towers, not Agent Foxtrot.  
> \*\*

Maybe you should add “I’m not Argent Towers” as your custom title.

> **[Custom titles now available!](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=552461)**
>
> We’re pleased to announce a new Straight Dope Message Board feature - custom titles for subscribers (members and charter members). Have you always yearned to be listed as “Eminent Sage” rather than merely as “Member”? Now’s your chance. Modest fees...

I think you would have to get special permission, though. **AT** seems to have a very good sense of humor (poor judgment on the current issue notwithstanding), so I don’t think he’d object to it.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/argent-towers-a-moment-of-your-time/529227/367 "2010-02-17T17:32:10Z")

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I think only one person mentioned possible “grooming.” The suggestion that this thread has been a “lynch mob” or a pile up of people accusing AT of being a pedophile is a false one, plain and simple. One person made an elliptical suggestion that nobody else agreed with. That’s it. Those rushing to decry the mob mentality are either not reading or not comprehending the thread. Their own offenderati indignation is far more ridiculous and immature than the fictional thread they’re purporting to denounce.

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**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/argent-towers-a-moment-of-your-time/529227/368 "2010-02-17T17:36:04Z")

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> [@Giraffe](#):
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> I don’t know about that – I just did a Google search on “shaved teens” and you wouldn’t believe how many hits I got!

The FBI will be at your house promptly, sir.

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**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/argent-towers-a-moment-of-your-time/529227/369 "2010-02-17T17:36:51Z")

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> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#):
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> I think only one person mentioned possible “grooming.” The suggestion that this thread has been a “lynch mob” or a pile up of people accusing AT of being a pedophile is a false one, plain and simple. One person made an elliptical suggestion that nobody else agreed with. That’s it. Those rushing to decry the mob mentality are either not reading or not comprehending the thread. Their own offenderati indignation is far more ridiculous and immature than the fictional thread they’re purporting to denounce.

Don’t forget that that same fictional lynch mob was rallying for censorship on the boards. :rolleyes:

I think the best suggestion is for people to _actually_ read the thread and respond to individual poster’s concerns without trying to coast by on saying “Everyone was saying \<this\>” or “that whole big, angry mob of party poopers was saying \<that\>.”

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**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/argent-towers-a-moment-of-your-time/529227/370 "2010-02-17T17:42:04Z")

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> [@DiosaBellissima](#):
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> The FBI will be at your house promptly, sir.

We have a standing weekly appointment now.

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**Author:** ![Myrnalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c4cdca/32.png) [@Myrnalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrnalene)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/argent-towers-a-moment-of-your-time/529227/371 "2010-02-17T17:44:33Z")

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> [@Marley23](#):
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> Just so you know the “defenders” of **Argent Towers** didn’t make this up pre-emptively, you should know **Myrnalene** implied it strongly in the thread that spawned this one.

And yet in one of the very first posts in **this thread** (reposting for the second time), I said

> [@Myrnalene](#):
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> I do NOT believe Argent Towers is a pedophile. I think he is a gold-plated idiot.

so

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**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/argent-towers-a-moment-of-your-time/529227/372 "2010-02-17T18:02:49Z")

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> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#):
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> I think only one person mentioned possible “grooming.” The suggestion that this thread has been a “lynch mob” or a pile up of people accusing AT of being a pedophile is a false one, plain and simple. One person made an elliptical suggestion that nobody else agreed with. That’s it. Those rushing to decry the mob mentality are either not reading or not comprehending the thread. Their own offenderati indignation is far more ridiculous and immature than the fictional thread they’re purporting to denounce.

I feel the need to make up a new term. The anti-counter-offenderati. They are the original offenderati that pretend the counter-offenderati are saying stuff that they aren’t saying.

Haa! As for me, I am saying that yes indeed there was a pile on. If you want to look at the posts I collected and tell me that if all those posts had been directed at you on the very first page… If you can tell me that you would not feel piled on after getting that response on the very first page, then I will say you are tougher than me, and I like to think I’m pretty tough when it comes to letting cliquee internet posters bounce off.

It is crazy to just keep repeating that there was no pile on, over and over. I have read the thread (under fucking duress) and my HO is that there was indeed a pile on. Let’s agree to disagree.

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**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/argent-towers-a-moment-of-your-time/529227/373 "2010-02-17T18:05:44Z")

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> [@Giraffe](#):
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> We have a standing weekly appointment now.

You Google “shaved teens” weekly?

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/argent-towers-a-moment-of-your-time/529227/374 "2010-02-17T18:09:32Z")

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> [@MeanOldLady](#):
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> You Google “shaved teens” weekly?

At least.

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**Author:** ![MOIDALIZE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@MOIDALIZE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MOIDALIZE)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/argent-towers-a-moment-of-your-time/529227/375 "2010-02-17T18:12:14Z")

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Daily for me. Pursuant to my job as a barber at a juvenile detention facility.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/argent-towers-a-moment-of-your-time/529227/376 "2010-02-17T18:18:05Z")

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> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#):
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> I feel the need to make up a new term. The anti-counter-offenderati. They are the original offenderati that pretend the counter-offenderati are saying stuff that they aren’t saying.
> 
> Haa! As for me, I am saying that yes indeed there was a pile on.

No there wasn’t, at least not the kind that’s been characterized by those eager to to get an indigation fix from decrying the thread they wished existed rather than the one that does.

AT got piled a little for doing something _stupid_. he was not accused of being a pedophile or of “grooming” or any of this other bullshit. There were also no cries for censorship of the board.

After AT himself admitted he did a stupid thing, people laid off him pretty much immediately. It’s only the offenderatti, “think of the fee speech” morons who kept on and on with attacking a thread and a mob mentaility that never existed in reality.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/argent-towers-a-moment-of-your-time/529227/377 "2010-02-17T18:18:55Z")

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> [@Myrnalene](#):
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> And yet in one of the very first posts in **this thread** (reposting for the second time), I said

Yes, I know: several hours after your initial post where you clearly implied he might be a pedophile, you said the opposite.

Of course, in the Cafe Society thread, you also wrote this:

> [@A Criticism Of the Adverstisements in the Time Edition of February 22nd, 2010](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-criticism-of-the-adverstisements-in-the-time-edition-of-february-22nd-2010/528915/82):
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> Christ on a cracker. What a den of sexual predators this board is turning into.

So I stand by my point because I was correct: people who were attacking **Argent Towers** , and you in particular, raised the pedophile accusation. People who were “defending” him did not invent it as a strawman.

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/argent-towers-a-moment-of-your-time/529227/378 "2010-02-17T18:20:48Z")

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> [@MeanOldLady](#):
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> You Google “shaved teens” weekly?

Well, it does grow back, you know.

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**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/argent-towers-a-moment-of-your-time/529227/379 "2010-02-17T18:43:57Z")

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> [@Marley23](#):
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> So I stand by my point because I was correct: people who were attacking **Argent Towers** , and you in particular, raised the pedophile accusation. People who were “defending” him did not invent it as a strawman.

No one ever called anyone a pedophile and meant it. You’re just making things up _Jedi hand wave thinggy_

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**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/argent-towers-a-moment-of-your-time/529227/380 "2010-02-17T18:44:08Z")

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> [@Sidney Evgeni Jordan](#):
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> Maybe you should add “I’m not Argent Towers” as your custom title.
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> [Custom titles now available! - About This Message Board - Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=552461)
> 
> I think you would have to get special permission, though. **AT** seems to have a very good sense of humor (poor judgment on the current issue notwithstanding), so I don’t think he’d object to it.

Then he’d be … FORMERAGENT! OMG! ZOIKS! JUST LIKE SEVERAL FICTIONAL SPIES, THAT NOTION THAT FORMERAGENT IS NOT ONE BUT A SERIES OF NEW POSTERS, EACH TAKING ON HIS IDENTITY IS A STARTLING REVELATION. I HEREBY REQUIRE THAT BOARD AUTHORITIES FORWARD TO ME ALL PERSONAL AND PUBLIC INFORMATION AND CORRESPONDENCE FROM NOTYETFORMERAGENTFOXTROT IMMEDIATELY. THIS NEEDS TO BE INVESTIGATED THIS IS NOT NOT A JOKE. ADMINISTRATORS ARE ADVISED THAT NON-COMPLIANCE WILL MAKE THEM CULPABLE.

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