Arguments **against** gay marriage?

No you’re right, I cannot. But I do particularly love this…

…pretty fucking hateful response to someone who was glad a gay ban was lifted. Alas, you sure aren’t saying that God hates fags (even though you seem to be pretty clear).

This argument really is so much classier:

Gay couples can’t conceive children without outside help, so fuck you, you can’t get married. Very classy argument indeed.