# Arkansas, Home of the World's Biggest Asshole! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 18, 2003, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arkansas-home-of-the-worlds-biggest-asshole/169573 "2003-04-18T16:22:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Naz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e99b99/32.png) [@Naz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Naz)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arkansas-home-of-the-worlds-biggest-asshole/169573/21 "2003-04-18T18:20:13Z")
Holy crap! That’s close to where I live…I wonder if I should go see it…? ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arkansas-home-of-the-worlds-biggest-asshole/169573/22 "2003-04-18T18:28:00Z")
You know, crawling through this giant colon I’m going to be forced to stare right at the poop chute of the stranger on all fours right in front of me and this just strikes me as something I’m probably going to have to miss. Way too fertile of a ground for bad dreams. ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arkansas-home-of-the-worlds-biggest-asshole/169573/23 "2003-04-18T18:35:17Z")
**lieu** isn’t going to see a giant colon? Doesn’t that giant rectum grab you, **lieu**? ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arkansas-home-of-the-worlds-biggest-asshole/169573/24 "2003-04-18T18:39:30Z")
It’s going to be in New York on _Halloween!_ We _have_ to get together for this. ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arkansas-home-of-the-worlds-biggest-asshole/169573/25 "2003-04-18T18:43:40Z")
I _so_ want to be the traveling curator for that exhibit. Imagine the exquisite pleasure of being able to tell every dumb jerk with a stupid question about the model: “Why don’t you crawl up my @sshole and find out!” ---
**Author:** ![Iteki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/eada6e/32.png) [@Iteki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iteki)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arkansas-home-of-the-worlds-biggest-asshole/169573/26 "2003-04-18T18:49:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MsRobyn \* > \*\*(Make up and insert your own goatse joke here. I don’t have the heart or the stomach to do it.) > > Robin \*\* I thought the thread was going to out him, there were threads way back when wanting to know who he was. I am dissapointed and I don’t know why. ---
**Author:** ![Freyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freyr/32/5763_2.png) [@Freyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freyr)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arkansas-home-of-the-worlds-biggest-asshole/169573/27 "2003-04-18T19:04:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eve \* > \*\*LITTLE ROCK, Ark. (AP) – A 40-foot-long replica of the human colon is winding its way through Little Rock to educate people on the dangers of colon cancer. The “Colossal Colon” is designed for children and adults to crawl through, and allows visitors to see different stages of the disease, from polyps to full-blown cancer. \*\* That’s **NOTHING**!! We’ve got the **Astounding Asshole** touring the White House right now! ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arkansas-home-of-the-worlds-biggest-asshole/169573/28 "2003-04-18T19:08:46Z")
Tiptoe, through the colon, Through the colon, Won’t you come with me and Tiptoe, through the colon, with meeeeeeeee… ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arkansas-home-of-the-worlds-biggest-asshole/169573/29 "2003-04-18T20:56:09Z")
Philly Dopers – Oct. 1st through 4th! Who’s in? (so to speak) ---
**Author:** ![casdave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c6cbf5/32.png) [@casdave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/casdave)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2003, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arkansas-home-of-the-worlds-biggest-asshole/169573/30 "2003-04-19T17:53:36Z")
Whats that smell ? ---
**Author:** ![shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7ab992/32.png) [@shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shrew)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2003, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arkansas-home-of-the-worlds-biggest-asshole/169573/31 "2003-04-19T21:21:44Z")
Arkansas also has the largest Jesus in the States as well, right? The Christ of the Ozarks in Eureka Springs. It’s like Disneyworld. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dc4da7/32.png) [@The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Man_With_The_Golden_Gun)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2003, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arkansas-home-of-the-worlds-biggest-asshole/169573/32 "2003-04-19T21:24:18Z")
Remind me to go there wearing brown. ---
**Author:** ![that\_darn\_cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/59ef9b/32.png) [@that\_darn\_cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/that_darn_cat)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2003, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arkansas-home-of-the-worlds-biggest-asshole/169573/33 "2003-04-19T21:30:26Z")
Would they let me in wearing a body condom? I’m a safety-first kinda guy… ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arkansas-home-of-the-worlds-biggest-asshole/169573/34 "2003-04-20T01:40:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Olentzero \* > \*\*Damn, I missed it?! That woulda been a hoot. \*\* My sentiments exactly. Let’s hope they open it up again, so to speak, when they bring it back to Alexandria. That would make a _great_ MAD event. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arkansas-home-of-the-worlds-biggest-asshole/169573/35 "2003-04-20T05:22:43Z")
When I read the subject of the OP, I thougt a Doper knew my older brother. \ And yes, I’m well aware of what dirty puns can be made of “rim shot” in this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/258eb7/32.png) [@Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arkansas-home-of-the-worlds-biggest-asshole/169573/36 "2003-04-20T13:30:53Z")
No one has considered letting loose a gerbil in the exhibit? ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arkansas-home-of-the-worlds-biggest-asshole/169573/37 "2003-04-20T13:32:47Z")
Yeah, forget wearing brown – wear a gerbil costume. ---
**Author:** ![Kallisti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f0a364/32.png) [@Kallisti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kallisti)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arkansas-home-of-the-worlds-biggest-asshole/169573/38 "2003-04-20T15:47:26Z")
how about: Butt-Pirates of the Carribean The Splatterhorn The People Mover Montezuma’s Journey through Inner Space Sleeping Beauty’s Asshole The Enchanted Reeky Room ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arkansas-home-of-the-worlds-biggest-asshole/169573/39 "2003-04-20T15:55:54Z")
Is there a corn-on-the-cob concession? ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arkansas-home-of-the-worlds-biggest-asshole/169573/40 "2003-04-20T16:14:47Z")
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