# Arnold Winkelried is a Nazi Bastard **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 9, 2001, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arnold-winkelried-is-a-nazi-bastard/75586 "2001-08-09T14:16:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arnold-winkelried-is-a-nazi-bastard/75586/21 "2001-08-09T17:59:26Z")
Jack Dean Taylor is a crossbreed between Jack Dean Tyler and Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Truly an example of why recombinant DNA experiments need to be halted NOW. ---
**Author:** ![Gomez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d78d45/32.png) [@Gomez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gomez)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arnold-winkelried-is-a-nazi-bastard/75586/22 "2001-08-09T18:47:22Z")
I just wanna say, lame flame or not Arnolds “Warning” post was one of the funniest I have ever read on these boards and I’m bookmarking it for future inspiration. That is all. ---
**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arnold-winkelried-is-a-nazi-bastard/75586/23 "2001-08-09T19:14:45Z")
Has the public’s taste been permanently dulled by the over-broad humour and witless slapstick that pervades today’s television and movie offerings? With one deft stroke of the finely-honed edge of a dagger, one can accomplish much more than with twenty blows from a cudgel. To prove my point, one need only witness Number Six’s discomfiture. (on the way out, casually knocks some sense into Beeblebrox by banging his two heads together, and steals Jester’s forgotten fifth of Jack Daniels.) ---
**Author:** ![tisiphone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@tisiphone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tisiphone)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arnold-winkelried-is-a-nazi-bastard/75586/24 "2001-08-09T20:05:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arnold Winkelried \* > \*\*Number Six: You, sir, are no gentleman. \*\* :eyes wide, tisiphone backs away: Magnificent! Spare, yet to the point. The venom, the condescension, the elegance…I am in awe. ---
**Author:** ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arnold-winkelried-is-a-nazi-bastard/75586/25 "2001-08-09T20:26:49Z")
Hey, you bring that back here! Just because your a mod, what gives you the right to take away our alcohol? /muttering/ Some nerve, acting like he’s important around here or something! Some peoples children. /muttering/ ---
**Author:** ![seawitch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@seawitch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seawitch)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arnold-winkelried-is-a-nazi-bastard/75586/26 "2001-08-09T20:34:15Z")
Damn it. I **hate** getting to the party late. I just get to this thread, and what do I find? Empty lawn chairs, a bottle of Jim Beam with nothing but fumes, and scorched earth with jackboot prints. That’s it. I’m spending the rest of the afternoon in a huff. Or a maybe a tizzy, or even a snit. And I’m blaming **Arnold**. ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arnold-winkelried-is-a-nazi-bastard/75586/27 "2001-08-09T20:36:07Z")
Dang, that shoe polish was my favorite color too. ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arnold-winkelried-is-a-nazi-bastard/75586/28 "2001-08-09T20:47:10Z")
[hijack] **Arnold** , you coming to Dopetoberfest??? [/hijack] ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arnold-winkelried-is-a-nazi-bastard/75586/29 "2001-08-09T23:04:40Z")
Arnold…you are goood. I guess we’ll have to introduce Number Seven now that Number Six has been improperly disposed of by Arnold. ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arnold-winkelried-is-a-nazi-bastard/75586/30 "2001-08-09T23:29:01Z")
Goddammit, Mr. Winkelried, sir, you use your tongue purdier than a twenny dollar whore! Fenris Taggart ---
**Author:** ![NothingMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b77776/32.png) [@NothingMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NothingMan)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arnold-winkelried-is-a-nazi-bastard/75586/31 "2001-08-09T23:52:23Z")
Arnold my friend, whatever it is you do to pay the bills . . . I hope you get paid by the word. If that was the case I think you would be a millionaire by now. Poetic, truly poetic. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2001, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arnold-winkelried-is-a-nazi-bastard/75586/32 "2001-08-10T02:39:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arnold Winkelried \* > \*\*Has the public’s taste been permanently dulled by the over-broad humour and witless slapstick that pervades today’s television and movie offerings? \*\* Um. Yeah. I guess. I dunno. Whatever. What’s on TV? ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2001, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arnold-winkelried-is-a-nazi-bastard/75586/33 "2001-08-10T02:42:14Z")
Lisa: But Dad, we’re the MTV generation. We expierience neither highs nor lows. Homer: Really? What’s it like? Lisa: Eh. ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2001, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arnold-winkelried-is-a-nazi-bastard/75586/34 "2001-08-10T03:24:01Z")
_::Cautiously, Jester peers through a hole in the bushes to see if the coast is clear. Satisfied that Arnold is off doing bigger, better, more mod-related things, he walks back to his lawn chair and plops down next to **Kricket** _ Well, now that he’s gone, I can finally say it. The remark that I had been hiding for so long. The remark that I wouldn’t even think of saying to his face. \ That flame…was slightly under par. There. I said it. No taking it back now. And there’s nothing, NOTHING he can do about it! You hear that, Winklemod? You can’t do ANYTHING to hurt me, cause you ain’t even HERE! HAH! Now pass me the Jack Daniels, darling **Kricket**. :eek: He did WHAT?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Even when absent, he finds a way to avenge himself! _Jester collapses in a broken heap, realizing once and for all that you just shouldn’t screw with the mods. There’s a life metaphor in there somewhere, but I’m a bit too tired to find it_ ---
**Author:** ![kinoons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a698b9/32.png) [@kinoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kinoons)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2001, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arnold-winkelried-is-a-nazi-bastard/75586/35 "2001-08-10T03:34:01Z")
all that time reading, anticipating a flame that even leixcon would have been proud of (where have you been lexi?) and all I get is one line? one lousy line? come one here! I’ve heard preschoolers rip into one another worse than that…I am sincerely disappointed. \ ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2001, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arnold-winkelried-is-a-nazi-bastard/75586/36 "2001-08-10T04:08:55Z")
Oh! somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright, The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light. And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout; But there is no joy in Straight Dope land - **Arnold** has wussed out. ---
**Author:** ![saepiroth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@saepiroth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saepiroth)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2001, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arnold-winkelried-is-a-nazi-bastard/75586/37 "2001-08-10T07:07:03Z")
BAH! do not insult the flame! for, using this tiny, miniscule flame we might light the very _ **Torch of the Gods** _! or this _ **Beer Bottle Filled With Gasoline** _, which i will now throw at the stage. \ \ WH00! ---
**Author:** ![saepiroth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@saepiroth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saepiroth)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2001, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arnold-winkelried-is-a-nazi-bastard/75586/38 "2001-08-10T07:08:12Z")
well, wasnt THAT an educational use for my 200’th post. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arnold-winkelried-is-a-nazi-bastard/75586.md?page=1)