# Arrested Development 12/19

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arrested-development-12-19/280718>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [December 20, 2004, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arrested-development-12-19/280718 "2004-12-20T01:48:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arrested-development-12-19/280718/21 "2004-12-20T05:20:18Z")

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So, how much stripper velcro do you get with a $2300 pair of pants?

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**Author:** ![Tracy\_Lord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@Tracy\_Lord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tracy_Lord)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arrested-development-12-19/280718/22 "2004-12-20T05:44:34Z")

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> [@audiobottle](#):
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> The way the jokes go for the whole episode are amazing. The fact that Buster was able to use his newfound skills to pull Gob out of the banana booth was comedic gold.

That was comic _nirvana_. You’ve got the running gag of Buster and his clamper-claw aptitude, and the physical comedy of Gob in a giant banana suit with no bottom half, and the look of gleeful determination on Buster’s face…it works on SO MANY LEVELS.

I think that’s the best setup/payoff joke I’ve EVER seen. Laughed for about five minutes straight.

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**Author:** ![ISiddiqui](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/97f17d/32.png) [@ISiddiqui](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ISiddiqui)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arrested-development-12-19/280718/23 "2004-12-20T05:58:44Z")

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Man this episode was great!

But I really lost it during the voiceover when Buster plucked GOB out of the wreckage of the banana stand and then dropped him. The voiceover was something like “Unfortunately Buster had not mastered the art of dropping gently”. I just lost it.

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**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arrested-development-12-19/280718/24 "2004-12-20T11:41:37Z")

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If there really isn’t a strain of marijuana called “Afternoon Delight”, there damn well ought to be.

The “Afternoon Delight” running gag floored me because I juuuuuUuust had a conversation with a co-worker about how neither of us realized how dirty that song was when we innocently sang it as kids.

And – HOLD THE PHONE – did Ann and George Michael disappear into a supply closet when Michael and Maebe were singing?!?

“I sent [Anyong] to Mifflin Academy to teach him a lesson… I forget why.” Hee. If Lucille put him in a military school, he might return as a better soldier than Buster.

“Thank God all my favorite brands are here.”

Finally, the epilogue. “The Blue Man Group finally called Tobias with a life-changing opportunity. Unfortunately he didn’t hear the phone and his life remained the same.”

I praise Ron Howard for his pitch-perfect episodic narration.

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arrested-development-12-19/280718/25 "2004-12-20T14:49:03Z")

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I still miss Liza Minnelli. Wonder if she’s too f\*cked-up to film this season? Or maybe she’s planning her upcoming nuptuals to Harvey Fierstein?

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**Author:** ![h.sapiens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e0b2c6/32.png) [@h.sapiens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/h.sapiens)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arrested-development-12-19/280718/26 "2004-12-20T14:56:23Z")

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Tobias had a couple of good moments: when he came out of the bathroom with a towel around his waist, presumably naked under it, then he dropped it and had cutoffs on; when he said “I got blown,” after Lucille attacked him with her “rape horn”; and at the end – “It’s me, Tobias. Does anyone want to drive me to the hospital?”

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**Author:** ![AmericanMaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@AmericanMaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AmericanMaid)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arrested-development-12-19/280718/27 "2004-12-20T17:03:13Z")

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> [@Askia](#):
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> “I sent [Anyong] to Mifflin Academy to teach him a lesson… I forget why.” Hee. If Lucille put him in a military school, he might return as a better soldier than Buster.

I though she sent him to Milford and that’s why we never see him around. You can always tell a Milford man…

I agree with everyone that this is one of the best episodes yet! “Good Grief” is still #1 for me so far.

So Buster won a seal from “Army” for marksmanship and a gorilla for sand racing - hee! Gobs can finally get in Dad’s pants now. Man, the amount of incestuous jokes make it hard to get a good breath between laughing! Since there has been an uptick in mentions of Michael’s late wife, who would you cast for her? I thought Christina Applegate would work but she’s doing _Sweet Charity_ all year. What other tv/movie connections to the Arrested Development cast could play the role of Tracy? Also, for a good laugh and howl of disgust, here’s the PTC’s rating of the show:  
[http://www.parentstv.org/ptc/shows/main.asp?shwid=1801](http://www.parentstv.org/ptc/shows/main.asp?shwid=1801)

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**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arrested-development-12-19/280718/28 "2004-12-20T17:58:51Z")

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> [@pokey](#):
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> I wonder if the website will have the uncensored version. They did with Buster’s big long swearfest when Michael told him he was going to be eating his dust. I can’t check it right now because my computer is shitty. I’m dying to see that though.

Really? Is that still out there somewhere?

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**Author:** ![Slacker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Slacker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slacker)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arrested-development-12-19/280718/29 "2004-12-20T18:17:34Z")

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> [@AmericanMaid](#):
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> Also, for a good laugh and howl of disgust, here’s the PTC’s rating of the show:  
> [http://www.parentstv.org/ptc/shows/main.asp?shwid=1801](http://www.parentstv.org/ptc/shows/main.asp?shwid=1801)

Hee. 😃

They mention that there’s no violence. Seems like there’s rather a lot to me, at least for a sitcom. Rember the softball game last season? “No batter… no batter…”

“Yeah Pop Pop’s going to die in here. I need your hair give me your hair!”  
“NO TOUCHING!”

Also, all of the examples of sexual content are from season one, which compared to season 2 was pretty dang mild. “Those are balls” ring any bells? 😃

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arrested-development-12-19/280718/30 "2004-12-20T19:56:36Z")

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> [@AmericanMaid](#):
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> Since there has been an uptick in mentions of Michael’s late wife, who would you cast for her?

Oh, Justine Bateman, definitely.

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**Author:** ![WIGGUM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ce7236/32.png) [@WIGGUM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WIGGUM)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arrested-development-12-19/280718/31 "2004-12-20T20:20:47Z")

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“Hero Squad”

Classic

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**Author:** ![Raygun99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Raygun99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raygun99)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arrested-development-12-19/280718/32 "2004-12-20T20:25:49Z")

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I like how they were teasing us with Michael and Maeby’s ‘road trip’ that someone was going to panic and they’d be ‘discovered’ in some sort of innocuous but comprimising position… and then they found Oscar right by the gas station. Classic bait and switch.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arrested-development-12-19/280718/33 "2004-12-20T20:30:46Z")

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> [@Eve](#):
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> Oh, Justine Bateman, definitely.

Ohh, that is _goood!_

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**Author:** ![Judith\_Prietht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b19c9b/32.png) [@Judith\_Prietht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Judith_Prietht)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arrested-development-12-19/280718/34 "2004-12-20T20:51:04Z")

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It’s the little things that really make the show. That plush seal with the blue “Good Luck” t-shirt was just the most perfect prop, and something that would totally catch Buster’s eye.

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**Author:** ![sleeepy2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@sleeepy2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sleeepy2)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arrested-development-12-19/280718/35 "2004-12-20T21:09:00Z")

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> [@WIGGUM](#):
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> “Hero Squad”
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> Classic

“Hero Squad” had me laughing for quite a bit.

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**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arrested-development-12-19/280718/36 "2004-12-20T21:21:17Z")

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> [@AmericanMaid](#):
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> I though she sent him to Milford and that’s why we never see him around. You can always tell a Milford man…

D’oh! You’re absolutely right. I should have picked up on that sooner. **Eve** , your casting suggestion was brilliant.

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**Author:** ![Cliffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cliffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cliffy)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arrested-development-12-19/280718/37 "2004-12-20T21:28:12Z")

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> [@Eve](#):
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> Oh, Justine Bateman, definitely.

That’s visionary.

–Cliffy

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arrested-development-12-19/280718/38 "2004-12-20T21:34:23Z")

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Oh, I’m sure the writers have been floating that idea since last season. I just wish they’d cast the brilliant Leslie Grossman (Mary Cherry, late of _Popular_) as Lyndsey.

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**Author:** ![jimmmy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/73ab20/32.png) [@jimmmy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jimmmy)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2004, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arrested-development-12-19/280718/39 "2004-12-21T01:07:24Z")

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All the great lines have been done. I’ll just say it was great

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**Author:** ![pokey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ebca7d/32.png) [@pokey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pokey)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2004, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arrested-development-12-19/280718/40 "2004-12-21T02:36:48Z")

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> [@pulykamell](#):
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> Really? Is that still out there somewhere?

The eat my dust thing? It is [here.](http://www.fox.com/arresteddev/) It’s a flash site, so you have to click on video, and then in the clips it’s number 3) Eat my dust, Buster.

Be careful if there are any nuns or babies around. It’s swear city. Nuns and babies hate that.

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