# "Arrested Development" dolls **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 8, 2016, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arrested-development-dolls/754299 "2016-05-08T15:29:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2016, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arrested-development-dolls/754299/1 "2016-05-08T15:29:16Z")
Crazy - it’s the newest thing - pull the ring from their backs and you’ll hear the darnedest things! Tobias - “I smell _ol-ives_!” Steve Holt - “Steve Holt!” Micheal - “Annabell…uh I mean…” George - “Her?” Gob - “I just made a huge mistake” Lindsay - “Michael, it was shoplifting, and I’m white. I think I’m going to be okay.” Lucille - “Stop playing with mother’s rape horn. Yes, I have a rape horn, Michael, because you took away my mace.” George Micheal - “Because anything can happen when two people share a cell, 'cos.” Seeing if I can make this a completely respondless thread like my deathmetal one. XD ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2016, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arrested-development-dolls/754299/2 "2016-05-08T17:45:37Z")
Nope. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2016, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arrested-development-dolls/754299/3 "2016-05-08T22:57:09Z")
I should add that I heard through the cup and string that some of them have more than one message. ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2016, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arrested-development-dolls/754299/4 "2016-05-09T00:48:30Z")
I thought this was going to include a link to an actual thing. Disappointed. And by the way, Gob’s quote needs to be “They’re not tricks, Michael. They’re _illusions_. Tricks are what whores do for money.” Preferably with The Final Countdown playing in the background. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2016, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arrested-development-dolls/754299/5 "2016-05-09T18:42:34Z")
Tobias: I just blue myself! Oscar: I’m Oscar! … dot com. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2016, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arrested-development-dolls/754299/6 "2016-05-09T21:32:25Z")
> [@Rigamarole](#): > > I thought this was going to include a link to an actual thing. Disappointed. Same. ---
**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2016, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arrested-development-dolls/754299/7 "2016-05-09T22:07:31Z")
[Franklin](http://arresteddevelopment.wikia.com/wiki/Franklin_Delano_Bluth) is an actual doll. [There is a “paper doll” style refrigerator magnet with removable magnet clothes for at least Tobias](http://www.amazon.com/Arrested-Development-Tobias-Funke-Magnet/dp/B00FQ1NQAE). ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2016, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arrested-development-dolls/754299/8 "2016-05-09T23:34:17Z")
> [@thelurkinghorror](#): > > [Franklin](http://arresteddevelopment.wikia.com/wiki/Franklin_Delano_Bluth) is an actual doll. > > [There is a “paper doll” style refrigerator magnet with removable magnet clothes for at least Tobias](http://www.amazon.com/Arrested-Development-Tobias-Funke-Magnet/dp/B00FQ1NQAE). Yeah I forgot about Franklin (“It ain’t easy being whiiiiite. It ain’t easy being broowwwn. All this pressure to be bright. I got chillin’ all over town”) If only they actually sold duplicates of him. Impressive magnet action! Never-nude whole wheat goodness on my fridge - tempting! Annyon: “Annyon!” Lucille: “Here’s some money. Go see a star war.” ---
**Author:** ![mr.jp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/48db29/32.png) [@mr.jp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mr.jp)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2016, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arrested-development-dolls/754299/9 "2016-05-10T11:44:13Z")
“I got children all over town”, right? ---
**Author:** ![iamthewalrus\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/258eb7/32.png) [@iamthewalrus\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamthewalrus_3)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2016, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arrested-development-dolls/754299/10 "2016-05-10T22:01:37Z")
I agree that Tobias’s phrase should be “I just blue myself”, and/or “There are dozens of us!” Michael should say “Watch out for hop-ons.” Kitty: “Take a good look, 'cause it’s the last time you’ll see _these_.” George: “Daddy horny” I think Gob’s line is actually “I’ve made a huge mistake”. Maebe: “Marry me!” J Walter Weatherman: “And that’s why…” (String is attached to detachable prosthetic arm) Everyone needs their own chicken dance sound. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2016, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arrested-development-dolls/754299/11 "2016-05-11T00:03:15Z")
> [@mr.jp](#): > > “I got children all over town”, right? Sure - I p.c. chickened-out, there. Micheal: “You stay on top of her, buddy. Do not be afraid to ride her. Hard.” Mr. Howard Narrator: “No, not that one…wait for it…_that_ one” ---
**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2016, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arrested-development-dolls/754299/12 "2016-05-11T01:38:36Z")
> [@Rigamarole](#): > > And by the way, Gob’s quote needs to be “They’re not tricks, Michael. They’re _illusions_. Tricks are what whores do for money.” “…and candy.” Buster: “I never thought I’d miss a hand so much.” George Sr.: “I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich.” Tobias: “Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over—an analyst and a therapist. The world’s first analrapist.” Lucille: “Look what they’ve done, Michael! Look what the homosexuals have done to me!” Carl Weathers: “Let me tell you a little story about acting. I was doing this Showtime movie, Hot Ice with Anne Archer, never once touched my per diem. I’d go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup…Baby, I got a stew going!” There also needs to br a Motherboy XXX special edition. Stranger