# Arrested Development

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arrested-development/542324>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [June 7, 2010, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arrested-development/542324 "2010-06-07T19:05:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 5

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2010, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arrested-development/542324/81 "2010-06-09T18:09:39Z")

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> [@tr0psn4j](#):
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> I never really understood that part. She should have no trouble at all finding a guy. Mr. F even got closer to having sex than she did.

She usually came off as pretty needy and desperate.

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**Author:** ![Frazzled](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frazzled/32/3368_2.png) [@Frazzled](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frazzled)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2010, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arrested-development/542324/82 "2010-06-09T18:45:42Z")

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Real Estate Agent: “You should be aware I’m expecting multiples today”  
Lindsay Bluth: “Well, I wouldn’t be here if I didn’t think that was a possibility”

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**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2010, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arrested-development/542324/83 "2010-06-09T18:54:06Z")

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To be fair, Lindsay had a pretty good shot with that high school kid (his name escapes me) until Maebe sabotaged it.

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**Author:** ![Frazzled](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frazzled/32/3368_2.png) [@Frazzled](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frazzled)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2010, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arrested-development/542324/84 "2010-06-09T18:57:53Z")

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> [@muldoonthief](#):
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> To be fair, Lindsay had a pretty good shot with that high school kid (his name escapes me) until Maebe sabotaged it.

Steve Holt!

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**Author:** ![tr0psn4j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@tr0psn4j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tr0psn4j)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2010, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arrested-development/542324/85 "2010-06-09T19:07:40Z")

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> [@Joey\_P](#):
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> That’s the thing. She _should_ be able to get any guy she wants but she managed to screw that up.

Don’t get me wrong, I still thought it was funny. It’s just surprising she didn’t come across a man as “needy and desperate” as she was.

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**Author:** ![TBG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c89c15/32.png) [@TBG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TBG)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2010, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arrested-development/542324/86 "2010-06-09T22:53:45Z")

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> [@tr0psn4j](#):
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> Don’t get me wrong, I still thought it was funny. It’s just surprising she didn’t come across a man as “needy and desperate” as she was.

Well, she came across that homeless bum, but then he turned out to be Tom Jane.

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**Author:** ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2010, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arrested-development/542324/87 "2010-06-09T23:29:28Z")

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I just re-watched these recently and I laughed as hard as I did the first time. An absolutely brilliant series.

I love GOB so damned much

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**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2010, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arrested-development/542324/88 "2010-06-09T23:43:08Z")

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> [@Mahaloth](#):
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> The first time I saw this episode, I had tears pouring down my face.

“Franklin said some things Whitey wasn’t ready to hear.”  
“Gob, weren’t you also mercilessly beaten outside of a club in Torrance for that act?”  
“He also said some things that African-American-y wasn’t ready to hear, either.”

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**Author:** ![Mosier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ea924/32.png) [@Mosier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mosier)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2010, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arrested-development/542324/89 "2010-06-09T23:49:01Z")

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“Alright Gob, how did you make the yacht disappear?”  
“Well Michael, a magician never reveals his _I SANK IT!!!_”

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**Author:** ![iamthewalrus\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/258eb7/32.png) [@iamthewalrus\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamthewalrus_3)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2010, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arrested-development/542324/90 "2010-06-09T23:49:57Z")

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> [@Merijeek](#):
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> _This is George Michael. And this is his cousin, Maybe._

“Uncle GOB, was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant?”

“Oh, sure, dozens of times.”

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**Author:** ![Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/bc8723/32.png) [@Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unauthorized_Cinnamon)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2010, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arrested-development/542324/91 "2010-06-10T11:37:02Z")

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I don’t know where he gets these irrational fea- GET AWAY FROM THE STOVE - YOU’LL SET YOUR HAIR ON FIRE!!!

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2010, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arrested-development/542324/92 "2010-06-10T12:56:47Z")

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> [@Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](#):
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> SLUT

Careful with the insults or the mods will put the invisible locks on the thread.

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**Author:** ![Merijeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Merijeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merijeek)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2010, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arrested-development/542324/93 "2010-06-10T20:26:43Z")

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> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#):
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> Careful with the insults or the mods will put the invisible locks on the thread.

Quick, let’s get out of here before they step out of the shower for a cigarette!

-Joe

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**Author:** ![TBG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c89c15/32.png) [@TBG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TBG)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2010, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arrested-development/542324/94 "2010-06-10T21:42:40Z")

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That’s not my trick, Michael.

ON THE NEXT ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT

That’s my _illusion_!

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**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2010, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arrested-development/542324/95 "2010-06-11T00:23:14Z")

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“I wanted to share my Pop Secret with you.”

Doctor: “He’s going to be all right!”  
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go to Sacremende with the debate team.

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**Author:** ![Crawlspace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Crawlspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crawlspace)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2010, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arrested-development/542324/96 "2010-06-11T03:19:06Z")

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> [@TBG](#):
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> That’s not my trick, Michael.
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> ON THE NEXT ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT
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> That’s my _illusion_!

Why am I not going under water!?!? DEAR GOD!! WHY AM I NOT GOING UNDER WATER?!?!?!?

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**Author:** ![pythonzzz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9e8a1a/32.png) [@pythonzzz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pythonzzz)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2010, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arrested-development/542324/97 "2010-06-11T19:49:44Z")

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Michael: [to Gob] Get rid of the Seaward.  
Lucille: I’ll leave when I’m good and ready.

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2010, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arrested-development/542324/98 "2010-06-11T19:52:48Z")

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> [@pythonzzz](#):
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> Michael: [to Gob] Get rid of the Seaward.  
> Lucille: I’ll leave when I’m good and ready.

Minor Nitpick. The boat was called “The C-Word” which ads another layer to an already clever joke.

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2010, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arrested-development/542324/99 "2010-06-11T20:04:51Z")

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> [@Joey\_P](#):
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> Minor Nitpick. The boat was called “The C-Word” which ads another layer to an already clever joke.

Minor nitpick 2:

It was the Seaward in the episode with that joke. It was changed to the C-Word in the final episode.

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**Author:** ![jrepka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee59a6/32.png) [@jrepka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jrepka)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arrested-development/542324/100 "2010-06-13T04:59:03Z")

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> [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](#):
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> I love GOB so damned much

I don’t care for GOB.

We loved her just as much as any of you normal kids. More than GOB.

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