Arrogant Attorney Asshats

I followed the links in that case….which led to the CORRECT citation for McGlothen!

In re McGlothen, 99 Wn.2d 515:

It goes on, but I think that’s more than enough to kill this cite as proof that answering one of my information questions is fraught with peril for the answering attorney. But I’m not an attorney, so I’m sure I’m wrong.

So let’s keep looking…

Bohn:

Slogging onward…

Golly, I’m tired. Do I have to keep going?

You have now seen a live demonstration of how I’ve been practicing law in my case, by the way. I don’t grab a couple of convenient summaries and toss them at the judge hoping it will work. I take the red pill and I stay in Wonderland and I see how deep the rabbit hole goes. Not just because it’s interesting, but because, silly me, I think that’s the smart approach, seeing as how I’m not a lawyer.
And I reiterate my call for cases showing that the kinds of conversations and questions (and attitude and circumstances…) that I have presented in this thread are actually advice as far as the law would view it. And by that I don’t mean “are advice because a lawyer would call it advice” but show me the case where the court examined similar facts and determined that it was advice. The cases here seem to support my point of view, not that of the lawyers berating me for my inability to comprehend what constitutes advice.

I mentioned it earlier in the thread and here in these posts… in response to my second attorney and my neighbor-attorney telling me I should go after my first attorney for malpractice, seeing as how the rulings against me were so incredibly fucked up, i did some pretty deep research on malpractice, just to see. And it’s really fucking hard… The cases that have failed would leave you speechless. A lawyer can sleep through the trial and not be convicted of malpractice!!

So trying to sell me on the idea that telling me you heard of a case is exposing you to losing your license…good luck with that.

Oh, and to bring it around to the personal…given that, as the cases I quoted show, the standard seems to be a reasonable person having a reasonable expectation based on circumstances, etc, I think any attorney can feel completely comfy answering me on these boards, at least. If I tried to claim an attorney-client relationship I’d be laughed out of court about a minute after these threads were put in front of the judge.

That is not true. They have stated that it’s advice because they say so, and then they have explained that giving advice exposes them to malpractice. Neither of those things explains how my questions about the law, coupled with my very clear statments that i do not want any advice…really are requests for advice.

And simply saying so over and over and calling me crazy isn’t going to suddenly turn unsupported assertions and descriptions of consequences into clear and logical explanations of how information is advice.

Nope. Same assertion, different post. I ask the attorney: you ever seen this, heard of it? And you say I’m asking for advice.

I will be asking for advice when I ask:

“What do you think…”
“What should I do?”
“If I do this, what will the result be?”
“would the best thing to do be to…”
"Howlong should I, when should I, would should I, will happen if, can I do this can I do that? what are the results of my doing this? "

And I never ask those questions. I stopped asking those questions over a year ago.

I make all my own decisions. Based on my research. Because relying on other people’s filters, opinions, beliefs and attitudes has been disastrous for me in this situation. I do not feel safe relying on advice.

I just want information so I can get more information so i can make what I believe will be the best decision based on the maximum amount of knowledge I can get.

As i pointed out, the two bigass threads are the perfect demonstration! I asked in this very thread: SHOW ME THE CASES.

Someone came along with cases! YAY!

So I did with those cases what i do with all cases: read them. And then I read the cases that were cited in those cases. And read some of the cases cited in those cases. And in my own case, if the issue is compelling and complex enough, I will keep reading the cases til I run out of cases to read.

Because that’s how I understand.

And for the non-lawyers: that’s how lawyers understand, too. Unless it falls right in your lawyer’s area of expertise and aligns perfectly with prior experience, your lawyer is going to head straight for casebooks and codes and do what I do. Only they won’t go as deep or as wide because they already have a lot under their belt. I don’t, so I keep going, to make sure I don’t miss anything. (And I knwo that because the lawyers I know all admit it. One of them told me they don’t teach you shit about the law in law school…they teach you how to think like a lawyer.)

Stoid I think you’re kinda missing the point that the fear is not so much that they will be found guilty of giving you bad advice, but that if you get it into your head that they are responsible for any mishaps you experience as a result of relying on that information/advice that you will spare no effort or expense to come after them. They don’t fear the result they fear the process and a hassle of having to deal with you trying to come after them. You seem quite obsessed with achieving your legal ends and obsessed people are quite often extremely time consuming, dangerous and unpredictable.

And you seem to be missing a whole lot of points, including:

  1. Someone wants to say no, say no. Just don’t feed me bullshit in the bargain.

  2. If you’re going to paint me with the crazy brush in terms of fearing that I’ll “spare no expense” to “come after them”, it would be nice if you could point at something I’ve done that was similar. (See my previous on this topic.)

  3. That’s a particularly bizarre concern given that I didn’t go after my REAL lawyer when OTHER lawyers told me I should. So thinking I’m going to come after some guy who gives me the answer to a question is more than a little paranoid. And kinda stupid.

“Advice”…that word does not mean what you think it does in this context. I am facinated that the concept doesn’t sink in with you, truly I am. Your tortured and ridiculous definitions, and miles of posting are lunatic-al. (What does that say about me, being facinated by and provoking such lunacy)? Anyway. Continue to dig up citations that have fuck-all to do with California law for your matter, I am sure the judge will be ever so impressed and will certainly be calling you for advice on any other matters she just cannot grasp.

I am not a lawyer. Maybe you can clear something up for me. To try and parse down post 321 to something more managable, you say your case is so unique that there is no one who could know it better than you. Then you ask for information that would pertain to your very specific set of circumstances. To steer you in the right area they would need to know the particulars for your case. If they steer you in the wrong direction it could harm your case. And this is not advice. Did I get it right?

It’s like a no smoking sign on your cigarette break.

Loach, I believe Stoid already described her problems with the trial itself and its immediate aftermath in the other thread, so I’m not sure why she’s become so reticent to go into details. This post in particular lays out a lot of the specifics of the whole house division thing. I’m not at all clear what she thinks is going to happen if the appeal goes through. I wouldn’t hold that against her, though. The whole thing sounds like a mess and nobody knows what should happen.

As for the question of what constitutes legal advice, Stoid, I think you’re barking up the wrong tree here. As you have no doubt discovered, lawyers can get a bit Humpty-Dumpty about words.

You must know this, or you wouldn’t have gotten as far as you have. For instance, you came here looking for clarification about the precise definition of “equity” instead of just looking it up in your Funk & Wagnalls.

In this case the term in dispute isn’t “equity” but “legal advice.” The term “legal advice” means something different when you’re talking to the regulars in a pub than it does when you’re talking to a lawyer. Arguing with them isn’t going to change that.

A lawyer can find themselves in deep shit if they violate ethics rules, some of which involve giving out legal advice. Who decides what “legal advice” means, and what kind of action is unethical, et cetera? Lawyers. Do you really think they’re going to listen to your pilot example and then say “oh, you’re right. That’s not legal advice after all. Why don’t I risk my livelyhood to help you for free?”

I don’t know what your business is, but every vocation has its own jargon. (Lawyers have so much of it, they have to use Latin to fit it all in!) Would you ever in a million years be convinced by an outsider that a term in your line of work meant something different from what it meant? Even if they had a really good analogy about airline pilots?
ETA – Also, I think the fact that Fotheringay-Phipps appears to you to be the voice of reason in this matter–or any matter, really–should be a flashing neon red flag. Have you seen his “torture” thread?

I don’t always pay attention enough to remember personal information for individual posters. But if I remember Stoid’s job correctly then it would make for a lively discussion.

You and me both. It’s like watching Fatal Attraction only Glenn Close is obsessed with advice instead of sex with Michael Douglas.

I swear, I read threads like this, and I just want to lock up all our housepets and not let them near anyone who looks like she knows how to boil water.

Stoid, I’ve had exes like you before.

You’re a classic bunny boiler.

Move on, already…

Lassie: Woof! Woof!
Billy: A law book has fallen down the well? Let’s go, everyone!

  1. You have admitted you are deep in debt but are still pursuing this issue.

  2. Almost every lawyer you talk to says don’t pursue it. (And they almost unanimously think you’re crazy.)

  3. You are stubbornly ignoring every post that lawyers have made in this thread.

  4. You are also ignoring what every non-lawyer has to say about this, unless it agrees with your prior opinion, see F-P.

  5. You think your ex has filed the suit to “annihilate” you.

Hey, do us all a favor and think about the above points for five minutes. The amount of crazy radiating from your posts is overwhelming. I’ve always understood that one of the hallmarks of the truly crazy is that they don’t think they are the crazy ones – they are the only sane ones in a crazy world.

I’m just reading this thread to check out the Stoid crazy, but I gotta say, if a guy told me he had a 12" love caterpillar, I’d be seriously intrigued.

*It worked, it worked!! *What did I tell you all?

For me, the line is a bit blurry. I will add to my example in the last thread:

Is the following question a request for information, or a request for advice?

If it’s just a request for information, one is tempted to simply say “6 years” and be done with it.

The problem is that there are many exceptions to this rule. For example if the victim is a minor. Or the defendant is the State of New York. Or if the defendant has filed bankruptcy. And so on.

So a cautious lawyer will be reluctant to answer the question without knowing more facts about the situation. So the answer is starting to look more and more like “advice.”

As others have pointed out, you already have access to all the information you could possibly need. By asking questions of lawyers, you are demonstrating that you need more than just information.

That said, I do agree that many attorneys tend to be a bit arrogant when asked for information (or advice). It’s a bit like threads where somebody asks how a magic trick is done and some wannabe magician posts that he knows how the trick is done but he’s not telling.

For crying out loud! Why don’t you just stop asking? None of the lawyers IRL tell you what you want to hear, none of the lawyers around here tell you what you want to hear, not one, so why don’t you just stop asking? That’s why you seem crazy to some folks. You keep doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. Give it up already. Even if you are 100% correct, no one but you will ever know, because, apparently, the whole legal world is conspiring against you. It would *have *to be. Have you ever heard of another topic that every fucking lawyer in the world agrees on? Think about it. A buttload of lawyers and and not one argument among them?

This is not what is going on, and it’s not even what I’ve experienced, which is plain if you’ve really been reading. I have a surprisingly good number of attorneys available to me. The problem has been the limitation of their experience in the areas I now need information about.

Further, and again, the lawyers who actually have taken a close look at the case agree with my understanding 100%. The only ones that tell me I’m nuts are the ones who don’t have enough information to speak authoritatively one way or another… the people in these threads.

And to clarify for you and others re “what I want to hear” - you’re right, I don’t get much in the way of what I want to hear, which is information. Cases. So there’s no continued misrepresentation or misunderstanding, I do not go to attorneys and say: “I’m going to do this and that and this is how it is and the law does X, right?” and they do not say to what I have not said: “No, Stoid, you’re wrong, it doesn’t work that way, you will fail, xyz.”

I say: “have you ever heard of this?” and they refuse to give advice, or they probe deeper, or they say they don’t know.

And on the rare occasion when a new lawyer in the mix does engage on some level (It happens to have happened twice in the last few weeks, one I knew from my friend lawyer gave me a little time, another I paid for a consultation in a new area that’s related to my decisions in this case, but not directly.) they obsess about what they think, based on almost no information, should be my decision, instead of accepting my decision and answering the question I asked.

Finally, even around here some lawyers actually HAVE responded to me in the manner I am asking, such as Billdo. So the asking has worked to some degree. The fact that so many others have felt the need to weigh in with why they can’t or won’t, particularly in the first thread, is unfortunate. It would have been nice if they’d respected the OP and left it alone.

FTR, I am not going to continue to respond to the posts that inaccurately represent what I’ve said, I’ve spent too much time doing it already.