# Aryan Nation Wants to Move to Grant County, Oregon **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 26, 2010, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aryan-nation-wants-to-move-to-grant-county-oregon/530569 "2010-02-26T20:54:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![3\_20\_59\_or\_bust](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/47e85d/32.png) [@3\_20\_59\_or\_bust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3_20_59_or_bust)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aryan-nation-wants-to-move-to-grant-county-oregon/530569/1 "2010-02-26T20:54:00Z")
And I’m not sure who to pit! First pitting option: this asshole Mullet wants to move his white-only movement into my own state: [see here](http://www.kval.com/news/85527822.html). Second pitting option: the county Mullet wants to move to actually has passed a law stating that “[Grant County shall be United Nations-free](http://www.cfif.org/htdocs/freedomline/current/in_our_opinion/grant_county.htm).” Hmmm, maybe they’re made for each other. How about this? Mullet, take your fucking white supremacist bullshit out of fucking Oregon and take those fucking fuckheads in Grant County with you! …I hear California is nice. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aryan-nation-wants-to-move-to-grant-county-oregon/530569/2 "2010-02-26T20:56:46Z")
> [@3\_20\_59\_or\_bust](#): > > Mullet, take your fucking white supremacist bullshit out of fucking Oregon and take those fucking fuckheads in Grant County with you! > > …I hear California is nice. Urk! No, we’d rather not have them. How about we send them to [Nevada](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nevada_Test_Site) instead? ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aryan-nation-wants-to-move-to-grant-county-oregon/530569/3 "2010-02-26T21:00:24Z")
How about we bundle 'em all up and send them to the Pacific garbage patch. Its growing, so they will have more space in a few yrs than they have now. Plus, given that they spew garbage every time they open their mouths, it will grow faster! ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aryan-nation-wants-to-move-to-grant-county-oregon/530569/4 "2010-02-26T21:02:34Z")
I hear the [Kerguelen Islands](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kerguelen_Islands) are nice this time of year. Of course, they’ll have to share their new home with **Chimera’s Home for the Terminally Stupid** once I become Emperor of the World. ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aryan-nation-wants-to-move-to-grant-county-oregon/530569/5 "2010-02-26T21:04:22Z")
“Aryan Mullet.” Has there ever been a more appropriate last name for a white supremacist? Oregon has been a dumping ground of loonybins for many a long year (along with Idaho). I don’t really understand why – the coastal regions are lovely, but you head east and it starts to get ugly. It’ll be interesting to see how the town handles this. On the one hand, I sure as hell wouldn’t want those guys anywhere near me. On the other hand, telling any American citizen, or even anyone with the means, that they can’t buy property doesn’t sit right with me. ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aryan-nation-wants-to-move-to-grant-county-oregon/530569/6 "2010-02-26T21:24:33Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > I hear the [Kerguelen Islands](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kerguelen_Islands) are nice this time of year. > > Of course, they’ll have to share their new home with **Chimera’s Home for the Terminally Stupid** once I become Emperor of the World. Or [Kilauea](http://hvo.wr.usgs.gov/kilauea/) if they want to stay on American soil. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aryan-nation-wants-to-move-to-grant-county-oregon/530569/7 "2010-02-26T21:30:21Z")
Utah or Arizona would be better, as they would fit right in with the voting preferences there. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aryan-nation-wants-to-move-to-grant-county-oregon/530569/8 "2010-02-26T22:31:10Z")
> [@](#): > > … As for the ban on the United Nations, according to the Associated Press, a majority of county voters feel the U.N. wants to “take away people’s guns, seize private property, control the education of children and establish one world religion — Pantheism – and world taxation.” Road signs are already being erected declaring Grant County a “U.N.-free Zone.” > > The measure was sparked by residents who worry that the U.N. might designate land in Grant County as a “United Nations World Heritage” site or a Biosphere Reserve, which would provide the U.N. a foothold into the county and lead towards greater regulation of remaining private land. > > While that might sound crazy to some in the county, who believe the new law will make them a laughingstock, voters passed the measure 1,326 in favor to 959 against. Herb Brusman, who drafted the measure, told the East Oregonian, “It basically was a statement to be made. . .The less we have contact with (the United Nations) the better.” … “These are a fiercely proud people, born with sawdust in their hair (the sawdust that wasn’t needed to fill their heads) and the Western spirit in their veins (which does little to oxygenate the sawdust).” ☹ CMC fnord! ---
**Author:** ![MaxTheVool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MaxTheVool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaxTheVool)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aryan-nation-wants-to-move-to-grant-county-oregon/530569/9 "2010-02-26T22:31:26Z")
Why would they want to go to California’s Canada? ---
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aryan-nation-wants-to-move-to-grant-county-oregon/530569/10 "2010-02-26T23:52:19Z")
Urge to kill rising… ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Onimous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ea5d25/32.png) [@Ann\_Onimous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Onimous)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aryan-nation-wants-to-move-to-grant-county-oregon/530569/11 "2010-02-26T23:57:22Z")
Mississippi sure as hell doesn’t want them. Try elsewhere. Like a deserted island. No tools, no toys, just a Professor that can make lots of things from coconuts but can’t fix a bleeding radio. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aryan-nation-wants-to-move-to-grant-county-oregon/530569/12 "2010-02-27T00:00:53Z")
I believe there were quite a few large caves created by underground nuclear tests in Nevada. I can’t think of a better home for these mutants. They’ll become even more CHUDD-like than they are now. ---
**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aryan-nation-wants-to-move-to-grant-county-oregon/530569/13 "2010-02-27T00:20:11Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > No, we’d rather not have them. How about we send them to [Nevada](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nevada_Test_Site) instead? Wait, you want us to take your nuclear waste AND your societal rejects? No thanks. Are these the guys pushing repatriation? Can we send 'em back to Europe? ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aryan-nation-wants-to-move-to-grant-county-oregon/530569/14 "2010-02-27T00:41:56Z")
> [@Enginerd](#): > > Wait, you want us to take your nuclear waste AND your societal rejects? No thanks. Hey, it’s no extra burden. Just store 'em together. Sure, the nuclear waste will get contaminated but so what? ---
**Author:** ![ataraxy22](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ataraxy22/32/307_2.png) [@ataraxy22](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ataraxy22)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aryan-nation-wants-to-move-to-grant-county-oregon/530569/15 "2010-02-27T00:44:39Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > I hear the [Kerguelen Islands](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kerguelen_Islands) are nice this time of year. > > Of course, they’ll have to share their new home with **Chimera’s Home for the Terminally Stupid** once I become Emperor of the World. No! Not beautiful Kerguelen! It’s pristine and should remain free of such garbage! ---
**Author:** ![Dissonance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85f322/32.png) [@Dissonance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dissonance)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aryan-nation-wants-to-move-to-grant-county-oregon/530569/16 "2010-02-27T00:53:33Z")
Thank God, now I finally know where to run to when the UN black helicopters of ZOG come to put us into FEMA concentration camps. Grant County’s made 'em illegal! ---
**Author:** ![Algher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Algher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Algher)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aryan-nation-wants-to-move-to-grant-county-oregon/530569/17 "2010-02-27T00:54:29Z")
Sorry Oregon, you were in the bathroom when we voted. Idaho is done, Montana somehow just growled and was passed over, Washington threatened to sic Ballmer on us, California has enough issues, Nevada is stuck with Yucca Mountain and Wyoming is the home of Dick Cheney. Your turn. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aryan-nation-wants-to-move-to-grant-county-oregon/530569/18 "2010-02-27T00:59:57Z")
> [@Enginerd](#): > > Are these the guys pushing repatriation? Can we send 'em back to Europe? Well, I will ask zem, but I don’t theenk zey’ll be very keen. Zey’ve already got some. ---
**Author:** ![Tinkertoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f19dbf/32.png) [@Tinkertoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tinkertoy)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aryan-nation-wants-to-move-to-grant-county-oregon/530569/19 "2010-02-27T03:32:52Z")
Don’t send them back to Idaho , it took way to long to get them out the first time. I think we should send them to the part of Utah with the polygamists. Then fence the whole damn section off to contain the contamination ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aryan-nation-wants-to-move-to-grant-county-oregon/530569/20 "2010-02-27T04:55:45Z")
> [@Algher](#): > > Sorry Oregon, you were in the bathroom when we voted. Idaho is done, Montana somehow just growled and was passed over, Washington threatened to sic Ballmer on us, California has enough issues, Nevada is stuck with Yucca Mountain and Wyoming is the home of Dick Cheney. Montana had the Unabomber. Oregon had Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh, but he left 25 years ago, so I guess they’ve cycled back to the top of the list. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aryan-nation-wants-to-move-to-grant-county-oregon/530569.md?page=2)