# As a Canadian, I can't Trump anymore

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/as-a-canadian-i-cant-trump-anymore/918168>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Created:** [August 15, 2020, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/as-a-canadian-i-cant-trump-anymore/918168 "2020-08-15T10:50:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2020, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/as-a-canadian-i-cant-trump-anymore/918168/21 "2020-08-16T12:04:07Z")

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This is my favorite, since this has turned into the post office thread:

> **[Biden Floats Baseless Election Conspiracy \[UPDATE: See our latest story...](https://www.factcheck.org/2020/06/biden-floats-baseless-election-conspiracy/)**
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> Joe Biden, the presumptive Democratic presidential nominee, claimed without evidence that President Donald Trump "wants to cut off money for the post office so they cannot deliver mail-in ballots."

Back in June, the author was saying that Trump was cutting off funding to cut into mail-in ballots. Then, there’s an editor’s note on August 14:

> Editor’s note: Joe Biden’s June 23 remarks that President Donald Trump “wants to cut off money for the post office so they cannot deliver mail-in ballots” have been confirmed — by the president himself. In an Aug. 13 interview, Trump admitted that he opposes a coronavirus pandemic relief bill crafted by the House Democrats because it includes funding for the U.S. Postal Service and state election officials — money that Trump said is needed to allow the Postal Service to handle an expected surge in mail-in voting.

I suppose an apology is heading Biden’s way any day now.

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**Author:** ![survinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cab0a1/32.png) [@survinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/survinga)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2020, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/as-a-canadian-i-cant-trump-anymore/918168/22 "2020-08-17T01:51:31Z")

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> [@Gorsnak](#):
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> The solace one can take from living on this side of the border is kind of limited. It’s like watching your next door neighbours starting a meth lab in their basement. I mean, you’re glad not to be living in their house, sure, but there’s still a meth lab next door. And half the people living there continue to insist that cooking meth is the most awesome thing ever, like they have some sort of weird Stockholm syndrome.

Can I move into your house? The meth down here is gonna blow this place up.

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**Author:** ![Bookkeeper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bookkeeper/32/281_2.png) [@Bookkeeper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bookkeeper)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2020, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/as-a-canadian-i-cant-trump-anymore/918168/23 "2020-08-17T03:46:31Z")

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**Leaffan** , you can still trump. I do it everyday!

[**Trump**](http://www.peevish.co.uk/slang/t.htm) **:**

Verb. To break wind from the anus, to ‘fart’. E.g.“There’s a disgusting smell in here. Has someone trumped?”

Noun. 1. An act of breaking wind. 2)The resulting smell of having broke wind from the anus, a ‘fart’.

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**Author:** ![dtilque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d6d6ee/32.png) [@dtilque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dtilque)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2020, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/as-a-canadian-i-cant-trump-anymore/918168/24 "2020-08-17T23:32:27Z")

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> [@survinga](#):
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> Can I move into your house? The meth down here is gonna blow this place up.

You sure it’s meth and not ammonium nitrate?

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