# As an adult, have you ever crapped your pants? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 18, 2003, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/as-an-adult-have-you-ever-crapped-your-pants/155905 "2003-02-18T16:17:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![rhinostylee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bc79bd/32.png) [@rhinostylee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rhinostylee)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2003, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/as-an-adult-have-you-ever-crapped-your-pants/155905/1 "2003-02-18T16:17:38Z")
I only have in the “I think this is a fart, oh, whoops” kind of way. In high school, I had a friend who was bragging about how awesome his farts while a group of 7 guys were in a van for a school trip. All of a sudden he got real quiet and then we all noticed this horrible stench. Needless to say, he pooped his pants while trying to amaze us with a loud fart. Now he had to figure out how he was going to play this one off. He basically could make no excuses: we had to pull over so that he could change into some new jeans, and when he got out we could all tell that he shit his pants! Ha ha! He wanted to save his soiled jeans, but we made him throw them out the window since they stunk so bad. In the movies when people get real scared, they crap their pants then, too. Any funny pants-crapping stories? ---
**Author:** ![mblackwell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5fc32e/32.png) [@mblackwell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mblackwell)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2003, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/as-an-adult-have-you-ever-crapped-your-pants/155905/2 "2003-02-18T16:51:18Z")
Take a lokk at aha’s classic thread: [Ever shit your pants?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=73517&highlight=ever+crap+your+pants) ---
**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2003, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/as-an-adult-have-you-ever-crapped-your-pants/155905/3 "2003-02-18T17:09:36Z")
Damn you, **mblackwell**! I have a prepared statement: “My attorneys have advised me to invoke the rights granted to me under the Fifth Amendment.” 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Lorenzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4da419/32.png) [@Lorenzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lorenzo)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2003, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/as-an-adult-have-you-ever-crapped-your-pants/155905/4 "2003-02-18T18:23:05Z")
Not that I can remember. ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2003, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/as-an-adult-have-you-ever-crapped-your-pants/155905/5 "2003-02-18T18:43:01Z")
Only oopsy poopsy and only a little bit, when home sick with diarrhea. ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2003, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/as-an-adult-have-you-ever-crapped-your-pants/155905/6 "2003-02-18T19:09:20Z")
Never intentionally. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2003, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/as-an-adult-have-you-ever-crapped-your-pants/155905/7 "2003-02-18T19:16:44Z")
Real men crap someone else’s pants. ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2003, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/as-an-adult-have-you-ever-crapped-your-pants/155905/8 "2003-02-18T19:35:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lieu \* > \*\*Real men crap someone else’s pants. \*\* From anyone else, I would just take this as a joke. But since it’s **lieu** , I gotta ask: is there a story here? ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2003, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/as-an-adult-have-you-ever-crapped-your-pants/155905/9 "2003-02-18T20:02:13Z")
Why do you care whether someone you’ve never met and are never likely to meet ever defecated in his or her pants? I mean really, not to sound like some goof or anything, but why on earth do you care? ---
**Author:** ![Zanshin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e274bd/32.png) [@Zanshin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zanshin)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2003, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/as-an-adult-have-you-ever-crapped-your-pants/155905/10 "2003-02-18T20:24:47Z")
Aw heck, may as well admit it. Yeah. It was one of those ‘whoops, I thought that was a fart’ moments that necessitated a quick run to the Gap to buy a new pair of boxers. Yuck. ---
**Author:** ![rhinostylee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bc79bd/32.png) [@rhinostylee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rhinostylee)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2003, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/as-an-adult-have-you-ever-crapped-your-pants/155905/11 "2003-02-18T20:25:35Z")
> [@](#): > > Why do you care whether someone you’ve never met and are never likely to meet ever defecated in his or her pants? I mean really, not to sound like some goof or anything, but why on earth do you care? Well, to be honest, I don’t care whether someone I never met shit his/her pants. Or someone I know for that matter. But I find people’s responses to irreverent and immature posts such as mine to be wildly entertaining. You see, I work at a mortgage banker, which is not the most exciting job. It brings me pleasure to click on this message board and see an equally irreverent reply from someone with a sense of humor. But some people get disgusted/offended by posts such as these. I guess that’s part of the appeal for guys like me. This post wasn’t meant for you. Click on a different one. For those of you that think threads such as this one are funny, I’ll post a link to my “Stand up/sit down wipers” thread. It’s my crowning acheivement on this message board! Oh, and I think that this thread easily qualifies as being mundane and pointless! ---
**Author:** ![roadrunner70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2003, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/as-an-adult-have-you-ever-crapped-your-pants/155905/12 "2003-02-18T20:34:36Z")
I’ll have to get back to you on this one when I become an adult. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2003, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/as-an-adult-have-you-ever-crapped-your-pants/155905/13 "2003-02-18T20:49:57Z")
> [@](#): > > But I find people’s responses to irreverent and immature posts such as mine to be wildly entertaining. Great. I think this shows something about _your_ level of maturity, which _I_ find sadly deficient. ---
**Author:** ![rhinostylee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bc79bd/32.png) [@rhinostylee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rhinostylee)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2003, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/as-an-adult-have-you-ever-crapped-your-pants/155905/14 "2003-02-18T21:28:02Z")
> [@](#): > > Great. I think this shows something about your level of maturity, which I find sadly deficient. It speaks volumes about my level of maturity. Please refer to the following: > [@](#): > > But some people get disgusted/offended by posts such as these. I guess that’s part of the appeal for guys like me. This post wasn’t meant for you. Click on a different one. I suppose since you’re a moderator, your opinion is somehow supposed to carry more weight. My lack of maturity makes you sad? Then don’t read my posts! ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2003, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/as-an-adult-have-you-ever-crapped-your-pants/155905/15 "2003-02-18T21:39:53Z")
_Freddy Got Fingered_ was ROBBED of Best Picture, I tell you. ---
**Author:** ![greck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ab992/32.png) [@greck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/greck)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2003, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/as-an-adult-have-you-ever-crapped-your-pants/155905/16 "2003-02-18T22:14:39Z")
On a date, in a fancy restaurant at age 22. Thought it was air. Diarrhea Cha Cha Cha! ---
**Author:** ![tesseract](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bb73d2/32.png) [@tesseract](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tesseract)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2003, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/as-an-adult-have-you-ever-crapped-your-pants/155905/17 "2003-02-18T23:47:22Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Otto_ > **Why do you care whether someone you’ve never met and are never likely to meet ever defecated in his or her pants? I mean really, not to sound like some goof or anything, but why on earth do you care?** > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by UncleBeer \* > \*\*Great. I think this shows something about _your_ level of maturity, which _I_ find sadly deficient. \*\* Rhino, Perhaps people are in a bad mood today? I have seen countless posts on the SDMB about which I thought, “This is so mundane and pointless; why are we discussing it?” Then I looked up at the title of the forum and remembered, “Right, this is MPSIMS.” Of course. I don’t know why, out of all the mundane, pointless, and sometimes slightly disgusting topics that have been discussed on this board, that they are singling out yours – or your defense of it – for admonition. Since you asked, once when I was on a 60-mile bike ride; not my finest moment. No one knew, though, except me… ---
**Author:** ![gris\_gris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/439d5e/32.png) [@gris\_gris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gris_gris)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2003, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/as-an-adult-have-you-ever-crapped-your-pants/155905/18 "2003-02-18T23:51:34Z")
Yeah i do it all the time! ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2003, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/as-an-adult-have-you-ever-crapped-your-pants/155905/19 "2003-02-18T23:55:14Z")
We always called that a ‘Fart with a friend’. ---
**Author:** ![gris\_gris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/439d5e/32.png) [@gris\_gris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gris_gris)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2003, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/as-an-adult-have-you-ever-crapped-your-pants/155905/20 "2003-02-18T23:56:55Z")
when it happens to me i like to say oops that one came with a prize! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/as-an-adult-have-you-ever-crapped-your-pants/155905.md?page=2)