# As God Is My Witness, I thought Turkeys Could Fly! - A MMP

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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**Created:** [November 22, 2021, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/as-god-is-my-witness-i-thought-turkeys-could-fly-a-mmp/954756 "2021-11-22T06:46:45Z")
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### Author: ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [November 26, 2021, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/as-god-is-my-witness-i-thought-turkeys-could-fly-a-mmp/954756/138 "2021-11-26T03:17:47Z")

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Crossposting from the CS thread.

> [@Thanksgiving 2021](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thanksgiving-2021/954721/76):
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> TGD has been consumed. So much for my low-carb diet. The Missus didn’t make her sweet potato casserole (with marshmallows). She relented and just baked one. Turkey, mashed potatoes, stuffing, gravy, and green bean casserole. I had red wine, followed by gin & tonics. I had a small piece of pumpkin pie with a little whipped cream. Mrs. L.A. had a regular-sized piece.
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> The dishwasher is started.

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