# As I am now a mod... **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [April 1, 2010, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/as-i-am-now-a-mod/534559 "2010-04-01T11:35:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/as-i-am-now-a-mod/534559/41 "2010-04-01T15:19:14Z")
Can I be “[Mega Man vs. Hitler](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=12288907&postcount=1)” for the day? ---
**Author:** ![Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce7236/32.png) [@Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mona_Lisa_Simpson)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/as-i-am-now-a-mod/534559/42 "2010-04-01T15:35:25Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > I hope this doesn’t wreck the fun, but mods can’t change custom titles. You need an admin for that. But I did pass your request along, **Mona Lisa Simpson** , so with luck they’ll deal with you soon. Be careful what you wish for, though. 😃 That evil green smiley has me worried… ---
**Author:** ![Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce7236/32.png) [@Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mona_Lisa_Simpson)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/as-i-am-now-a-mod/534559/43 "2010-04-01T15:36:46Z")
However I think my credentials for a kick-ass fooler title are impeccable. Post #39 is my cite. And in the summer, campground circle road # 46 is my site. ---
**Author:** ![CateAyo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/50afbb/32.png) [@CateAyo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CateAyo)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/as-i-am-now-a-mod/534559/44 "2010-04-01T15:37:38Z")
Concubines? Oh that is so kinky…and prickly. No wait…that’s “porcupine”. As you were. ---
**Author:** ![SoulFrost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f07891/32.png) [@SoulFrost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SoulFrost)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/as-i-am-now-a-mod/534559/45 "2010-04-01T15:41:42Z")
Porcinubines ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Excellent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f19dbf/32.png) [@Mr.Excellent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Excellent)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/as-i-am-now-a-mod/534559/46 "2010-04-01T15:45:29Z")
> [@aruvqan](#): > > Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit - it’s the only way to be sure. (You _know_ Cato would have used that line if he could.) ---
**Author:** ![NineToTheSky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5a626/32.png) [@NineToTheSky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NineToTheSky)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/as-i-am-now-a-mod/534559/47 "2010-04-01T15:47:58Z")
> [@CateAyo](#): > > Concubines? Oh that is so kinky…and prickly. No wait…that’s “porcupine”. As you were. When they don’t shave their legs, they get kinda prickly. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Excellent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f19dbf/32.png) [@Mr.Excellent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Excellent)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/as-i-am-now-a-mod/534559/48 "2010-04-01T15:50:42Z")
> [@SoulFrost](#): > > _Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Aureli pathice et cinaede Furi, qui me ex versiculis meis putastis, quod sunt molliculi, parum pudicum._ Oh, yah? Well, I did much the same to your mother! ---
**Author:** ![SoulFrost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f07891/32.png) [@SoulFrost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SoulFrost)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/as-i-am-now-a-mod/534559/49 "2010-04-01T15:54:31Z")
> [@Mr.Excellent](#): > > Oh, yah? Well, I did much the same to your mother! Mom doesn’t remember you… I guess you didn’t stand out from the crowd. ---
**Author:** ![Electric\_Warrior](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Electric\_Warrior](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electric_Warrior)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/as-i-am-now-a-mod/534559/50 "2010-04-01T16:03:01Z")
LOL I appear to have my own special title now. I guess that’s what you get when you complain about not being banned. ---
**Author:** ![Nametag](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nametag/32/406_2.png) [@Nametag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nametag)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/as-i-am-now-a-mod/534559/51 "2010-04-01T16:03:05Z")
Guys, that’s obviously Gaelic, pronounced “Bah-NED”; I’m surprised I have to explain these things. ---
**Author:** ![Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce7236/32.png) [@Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mona_Lisa_Simpson)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/as-i-am-now-a-mod/534559/52 "2010-04-01T16:37:15Z")
OOOOH I am so happy now. A round of smiles for all, unless they are disabled. ---
**Author:** ![NineToTheSky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5a626/32.png) [@NineToTheSky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NineToTheSky)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/as-i-am-now-a-mod/534559/53 "2010-04-01T16:42:58Z")
> [@Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](#): > > OOOOH I am so happy now. > > A round of smiles for all, unless they are disabled. I am NOT on holiday. I am working very hard at my new job. And I like being paid in smiles. ---
**Author:** ![SoulFrost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f07891/32.png) [@SoulFrost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SoulFrost)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/as-i-am-now-a-mod/534559/54 "2010-04-01T16:45:47Z")
> [@NineToTheSky](#): > > I am NOT on holiday. I am working very hard at my new job. And I like being paid in smiles. First it was wine and chocolate, now it’s smiles. You Mods just take and Take and TAKE. ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/as-i-am-now-a-mod/534559/55 "2010-04-01T16:51:02Z")
I’d like to be “Bunned” if anyone is paying? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/as-i-am-now-a-mod/534559/56 "2010-04-01T16:53:02Z")
> [@Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](#): > > OOOOH I am so happy now. > > A round of smiles for all, unless they are disabled. _Differently_-abled, if you please. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/as-i-am-now-a-mod/534559/57 "2010-04-01T16:56:22Z")
> [@ivan\_astikov](#): > > I’d like to be “Bunned” if anyone is paying? At least take me out for dinner and a movie first, to get me in the mood to..y’know..“bun” you. ---
**Author:** ![kushiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bbce88/32.png) [@kushiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kushiel)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/as-i-am-now-a-mod/534559/58 "2010-04-01T16:59:57Z")
> [@SoulFrost](#): > > Porcinubines My username is pleased at this development. > [@Electric\_Warrior](#): > > LOL I appear to have my own special title now. I guess that’s what you get when you complain about not being banned. So, are we talking garbage bin, bread bin, bulk candy bin…mmmm candy. Or is the bulk candy bin filled with **NineToTheSky’s** solidified fingertip ooze? ---
**Author:** ![Gary\_Robson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gary_robson/32/3448_2.png) [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/as-i-am-now-a-mod/534559/59 "2010-04-01T17:06:43Z")
> [@MsWhatsit](#): > > BANNED moderator sounds pretty cool, but even cooler would be Band Moderator. I could definitely moderate the SHIT out of some bands. _nods righteously_ Sorry. **TubaDiva** is the band moderator around here 😃 > [@Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](#): > > I have puppy pictures, cool recipes for chocolate, a stocked liquor cabinet, and large breasts. I think you’ll be very, very popular. Any good tequila in that liquor cabinet? Ghirardelli chocolate for the recipes? How about cigars? Got any cigars? ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/as-i-am-now-a-mod/534559/60 "2010-04-01T17:17:03Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > At least take me out for dinner and a movie first, to get me in the mood to..y’know..“bun” you. How desperate for a bunning do you think I am? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/as-i-am-now-a-mod/534559.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/as-i-am-now-a-mod/534559.md?page=4)