# As if Jesse (the Body) wasn't enough

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/as-if-jesse-the-body-wasnt-enough/63918>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 1, 2001, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/as-if-jesse-the-body-wasnt-enough/63918 "2001-05-01T03:11:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Freyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freyr/32/5763_2.png) [@Freyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freyr)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2001, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/as-if-jesse-the-body-wasnt-enough/63918/41 "2001-05-04T01:18:26Z")

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\*\*tradesilicon wrote:

Yeah, and I want a mansion and a yacht. Experienced, quality people, eh? Good luck, Freyr.\*\*

Well, if you don’t ask for it, you’ll only get served with what they want to give you. The “they” being the established parties. I don’t think it’s a pipe-dream to expect experienced people to hold public office. It can’t be worse than what we’re currently being offered.

**I was kind of pleased when Ventura got elected, anything to shake up the establishment.**

Shaking up the Establishment can be good, but shock value, just for shock is limited. Sure, Jesse shocked the Establishment, but how’s his record since then?

\*\*Narile wrote:

However, that still does not invalidate my other statements. He has been active in politics for a long time, and calculated every step to get to where he is now.\*\*

Sorry, **Narile** but 'til you can show me some hard facts to back this up, I’m taking it as hear-say. I don’t live in California, but that may change.

Whoops, hold on, this is the Pit:

**FUCK! COCK SUCKER! GOAT FELCHER! SQUID-DROPPINGS-FOR-BRAINS! MOTHER FUCKER! ASS-LICKER! Third rate misbegotten offspring of a 2nd rate Port Said whore! The only reason you’re around is that your father wasn’t nearly as drunk that night as he usually is. And the only reason he fucked your mother was because it was either doing her, the last whore in the place, or go back to the ship and be “boy” again for the night!**

There, that’s better! Sorry about my lapse of manners there. This is the Pit after all and we need to maintain decorum around here.

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**Author:** ![ITR\_champion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c67d28/32.png) [@ITR\_champion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ITR_champion)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2001, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/as-if-jesse-the-body-wasnt-enough/63918/42 "2001-05-06T00:19:45Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by tradesilicon \*  
> \*\*BTW, the Dems wanted Warren to run, just take your above quote and put his name in - any difference?  
> \*\*

Well, as I recall, when they took a poll of intended voters in the Dem primary, his support was so low that they couldn’t even measure it.

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2001, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/as-if-jesse-the-body-wasnt-enough/63918/43 "2001-05-06T04:36:19Z")

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And (getting back more to the OP), from a more traditionally Southern venue than Minnesota:

[Louisiana calls Darwin a racist](http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2001/05/04/darwin/index.html)

Ah, the joys of science by legislation! [Stalin would be proud](http://www.britannica.com/eb/article?eu=50744).

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2001, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/as-if-jesse-the-body-wasnt-enough/63918/44 "2001-05-06T05:46:53Z")

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People, people, you forget. The Puritans didn’t come to this country for religious freedom. They had that freedom in Amsterdam but it was corrupting them.  
They came to the New World to establish a society where their religion was the only allowed religion!

If Pat Robertson hangs a portrait of Ben Franklin in his Founder’s Inn then Old Ben’s autobiography was wrong, he was a Christian.

Just because there are two abortion doctor killers on the FBI’s Most Wanted List does not mean that there are such things as Christian Terrorist. Everyone knows that only non-Christians can become terrorists.

Besides, abortion doctor killers have the courage of their convictions to aid them in their flight from justice. Members of Hamas are cowards and commit suicide to escape final judgement.

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**Author:** ![Journeyman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/779978/32.png) [@Journeyman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Journeyman)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2001, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/as-if-jesse-the-body-wasnt-enough/63918/45 "2001-05-06T15:10:58Z")

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> \*Originally posted by particlewill \*  
> \*\*Ya know, If being christian gives christians such peace and happiness, why is it they always seem so agitated and angry about stuff like this?
> 
> Hmmmm… \*\*

Because for those that view faith as a possession, and treat God like an object, it’s just another way to demand special treatment by virtue of their religion. It’s prideful and arrogant to the extreme, and a perfect example of what Christianity is _not_ about.

Is his faith so weak that he’s likely to capitulate simply by being in the prescence of someone who holds a differing view? If so, he needs to reevaluate his world view. Self proclaimed Christians who treat their faith and their God as property give the church a bad name.

Sadly, this form of religion is very, very popular. How appealing to have all the answers, and be able to dismiss anything that displeases you by calling it heretical.

Sorry, I just had to get that all off my chest. I’ll shut up now.

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**Author:** ![Captain\_Amazing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@Captain\_Amazing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Amazing)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2001, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/as-if-jesse-the-body-wasnt-enough/63918/46 "2001-05-06T16:06:53Z")

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To continue the Arnie hijack, he is a Kennedy by marriage.

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**Author:** ![Shortie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecd19e/32.png) [@Shortie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shortie)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2001, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/as-if-jesse-the-body-wasnt-enough/63918/47 "2001-05-06T19:16:21Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by MEBuckner \*  
> \*\*And (getting back more to the OP), from a more traditionally Southern venue than Minnesota:
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> [Louisiana calls Darwin a racist](http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2001/05/04/darwin/index.html)  
> \*\*

Can I scream in horror? Not to mention rage.

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