# AshenLady.... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 7, 2011, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashenlady/570469 "2011-02-07T01:02:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2011, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashenlady/570469/181 "2011-02-08T21:54:29Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > And then there’s autoanalingus… whew, don’t get me _started_! Did you mean to post this in the “what will you do if Apophis hits the Earth” thread? 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![sqweels](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f19dbf/32.png) [@sqweels](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sqweels)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2011, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashenlady/570469/182 "2011-02-08T22:36:54Z")
> [@AshenLady](#): > > PS…If you think I’m off the wall now…just wait until Yom Hashoa…that’s a difficult day of remembrance for me. Is that Hebrew for PMS? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2011, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashenlady/570469/183 "2011-02-08T23:52:24Z")
Surprise autobuttsecks? ---
**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2011, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashenlady/570469/184 "2011-02-09T00:24:42Z")
> [@AshenLady](#): > > PS…If you think I’m off the wall now…just wait until Yom Hashoa…that’s a difficult day of remembrance for me. I just saw this now. God DAMN you have a martyr complex, don’t you? Like Yom HaShoa is so much harder for _you_ than it is for everyone else. Earth to dipshit: lots of people find the Holocaust upsetting. You’re not alone. Yom HaShoa is a difficult day of remembrance for lots of people. But most of us don’t use it as an excuse to behave like a bigoted asshole. You are truly a despicable person. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2011, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashenlady/570469/185 "2011-02-09T00:39:26Z")
Are you **FinnAgain** ’s learning-disabled sister or something? ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2011, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashenlady/570469/186 "2011-02-09T00:53:44Z")
> [@Kyla](#): > > Sadly, it _doesn’t_ work that way - the Knesset doesn’t have regional representation, it’s all done on a purely party basis. Even better, that means no matter where in Israel she lives, she’s in a constituency represented by one of the Muslim (or Christian Arab) members! ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2011, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashenlady/570469/187 "2011-02-09T00:59:57Z")
> [@ElvisL1ves](#): > > Are you **FinnAgain** ’s learning-disabled sister or something? Not too bright, are ya? Figured out yet that the phrases “holding the wolf by the ears” or “holding the tiger by the tail” aren’t, in fact, calling people subhuman and are, in fact, examples of common idioms that you lack the intellect and knowledge to comprehend? Yah… Don’t worry though. Politics makes for strange bedfellows. You can count on pileons to defend your stupidity and to take attention off of the fact that you are one of the two or three dumbest Dopers here. I think only Gonzo gives you a run for your money in germs of your truly remarkable lack of cognitive skills. ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2011, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashenlady/570469/188 "2011-02-09T02:05:02Z")
Ahhh, damn you ipod autocorrect. Naturally, only Gonzo gives you a run for your money _in terms of_ your truly remarkable lack of cognitive skills. But, naturally, don’t let the inability to learn, comprehend, reason, analyze, synthesize or internalize stop you in the future. You haven’t let it stop you in the past. ---
**Author:** ![Ostrya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/35a633/32.png) [@Ostrya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ostrya)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2011, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashenlady/570469/189 "2011-02-09T02:16:11Z")
Hey Ashenlady. Nice ash, nobody home. ---
**Author:** ![AshenLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/94ad74/32.png) [@AshenLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AshenLady)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2011, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashenlady/570469/190 "2011-02-09T04:25:32Z")
You guys are so, so funny. Whatta sense of humor. Auto fellatio!!! Great funny stuff!! ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2011, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashenlady/570469/191 "2011-02-09T04:35:38Z")
Its all a hoax by a band of unscrupulous chiropractors. ---
**Author:** ![AshenLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/94ad74/32.png) [@AshenLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AshenLady)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2011, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashenlady/570469/192 "2011-02-09T05:01:42Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > Its all a hoax by a band of unscrupulous chiropractors. Do you actually know of any “scrupulous chiropractors?”😃 ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2011, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashenlady/570469/193 "2011-02-09T11:56:46Z")
I never thought I’d encounter anyone more racist than my father. Sorry, Dad, but you’ve been dethroned and by a woman at that. ETA: Please substitute “prejudiced” for “racist.” ---
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2011, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashenlady/570469/194 "2011-02-09T12:16:18Z")
> [@LouisB](#): > > I never thought I’d encounter anyone more racist than my father. Sorry, Dad, but you’ve been dethroned and by a woman at that. > > ETA: Please substitute “prejudiced” for “racist.” Don’t sell her short. I suspect that she can top the score boards in several categories. She doesn’t like Arabs, which she equates with Muslims, but I suspect that if we sat down with her, in a positive, non-judgmental situation we could really explore her beliefs and come to some surprising conclusions, allowing her to dethrone your father and Archie Bunker. Plus, you have to give her some credit - she’s managed to reach the top of her field despite a significant handicap - most really bigoted people get a lot of mileage out of bashing the Jews. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2011, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashenlady/570469/195 "2011-02-09T13:17:01Z")
> [@Capitaine\_Zombie](#): > > You got Autofellatio’d. The correct term is “Dickrolled”. ---
**Author:** ![kferr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/71e660/32.png) [@kferr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kferr)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2011, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashenlady/570469/196 "2011-02-09T13:32:10Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Surprise autobuttsecks? It can only be ‘surprise’ and ‘auto’ when you have Alzheimer’s. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2011, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashenlady/570469/197 "2011-02-09T13:40:18Z")
> [@kferr](#): > > It can only be ‘surprise’ and ‘auto’ when you have Alzheimer’s. Or are a drunken contortionist. “Whoa! Didn’t mean to stick that _there!_” ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2011, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashenlady/570469/198 "2011-02-09T22:41:17Z")
> [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](#): > > Don’t sell her short. I suspect that she can top the score boards in several categories. She doesn’t like Arabs, which she equates with Muslims, but I suspect that if we sat down with her, in a positive, non-judgmental situation we could really explore her beliefs and come to some surprising conclusions, allowing her to dethrone your father and Archie Bunker. > > Plus, you have to give her some credit - she’s managed to reach the top of her field despite a significant handicap - most really bigoted people get a lot of mileage out of bashing the Jews. I’ve been called a racist and it carries a real sting, especially when one knows damn well is isn’t true. My father, on his best (worst) days, could make Archie Bunker look like a flaming liberal. He reserved his special hatred for Blacks but I heard plenty about the rotten Jews from him, believe me. I will admit that **Ashenlady** just might have him beat in several categories; I wouldn’t object if she claimed the world title. Except he would, sight unseen, hate her as much as he hated everyone who wasn’t a WASP and he didn’t like most of them, either. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2011, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashenlady/570469/199 "2011-02-10T00:45:14Z")
> [@FinnAgain](#): > > Not too bright, are ya? > Figured out yet that the phrases “holding the wolf by the ears” or “holding the tiger by the tail” aren’t, in fact, calling people subhuman and are, in fact, examples of common idioms that you lack the intellect and knowledge to comprehend? WTF are you on about? You seem to have me confused with somebody else. Now, if your views on antisemitism differ in any explicable respect from **AshenLady** ’s, you would do well to explain how. If you can’t, then, perhaps some quiet reflection is in order, hmm? ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2011, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashenlady/570469/200 "2011-02-10T00:52:44Z")
Not to mention the many authorities who recommend a vow of silence. Just throwing that out there. Sayin’, is all. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashenlady/570469.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashenlady/570469.md?page=11)