# Ashley Olsen dating Lance Armstrong **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 1, 2007, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashley-olsen-dating-lance-armstrong/424845 "2007-11-01T08:24:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Precambrianmollusc](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/precambrianmollusc/32/63_2.png) [@Precambrianmollusc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Precambrianmollusc)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2007, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashley-olsen-dating-lance-armstrong/424845/21 "2007-11-01T19:09:54Z")
If he ended up in a threesome with both twins, you could say he nailed two birds with one stone. I’ll get my coat. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2007, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashley-olsen-dating-lance-armstrong/424845/22 "2007-11-01T19:15:35Z")
[QUOTE=Chasing Dreams] Hey, the guy has shitloads of energy. If he isn’t winning the Tour de France, what else is he going to do? I think he has adopted professional womanizing as a hobby. For his next challenge, he will go after Martha Stewart so he can get a good pie to eat. [/QUOTE] I don’t know I don’t think 66 year old pie would taste very good. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2007, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashley-olsen-dating-lance-armstrong/424845/23 "2007-11-01T19:22:57Z")
[QUOTE=NaturalBlondChap] If he ended up in a threesome with both twins, you could say he nailed two birds with one stone. I’ll get my coat. [/QUOTE] AWESOME! ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2007, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashley-olsen-dating-lance-armstrong/424845/24 "2007-11-01T19:33:42Z")
[QUOTE=NaturalBlondChap] If he ended up in a threesome with both twins, you could say he nailed two birds with one stone. I’ll get my coat. [/QUOTE] you win! ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2007, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashley-olsen-dating-lance-armstrong/424845/25 "2007-11-01T19:35:56Z")
One thing has to be said- the man certainly has ball. ---
**Author:** ![SaharaTea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SaharaTea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SaharaTea)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2007, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashley-olsen-dating-lance-armstrong/424845/26 "2007-11-01T20:18:17Z")
[QUOTE=Skara\_Brae] Didn’t he leave his wife becuase she was blatantly cheating on him with another member of his team? That is what I heard…and can’t really blame him for that… [/QUOTE] I never heard that. All I heard was that his head had gotten a little too big and he dumped the woman who bore him three kids and stuck with him through cancer. I think he started dating Sheryl Crow very soon afterwards. I do know that he and Sheryl Crow broke up right before she was diagnosed with cancer, and she has said that he was very supportive despite the circumstances. ---
**Author:** ![wolf\_in\_second\_hand\_clothing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9d8465/32.png) [@wolf\_in\_second\_hand\_clothing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_in_second_hand_clothing)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2007, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashley-olsen-dating-lance-armstrong/424845/27 "2007-11-01T21:39:59Z")
How old are they? Does AO fall within the non-creepy [dating range](http://xkcd.com/314/) for LA? ---
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2007, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashley-olsen-dating-lance-armstrong/424845/28 "2007-11-01T21:42:03Z")
[QUOTE=Wee Bairn] I had no idea he was thought of as a “catch”- I always thought he was sort of funny looking, in a general way. [/QUOTE] I’ve always felt the same way about her and her sister, so I guess it’s a wash. ---
**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2007, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashley-olsen-dating-lance-armstrong/424845/29 "2007-11-01T21:51:32Z")
[QUOTE=NaturalBlondChap] If he ended up in a threesome with both twins, you could say he nailed two birds with one stone. I’ll get my coat. [/QUOTE] JotD. Bravo. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2007, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashley-olsen-dating-lance-armstrong/424845/30 "2007-11-01T22:07:34Z")
[QUOTE=NaturalBlondChap] If he ended up in a threesome with both twins, you could say he nailed two birds with one stone. I’ll get my coat. [/QUOTE] Just piling on here with mad props for this. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Perro\_Fumando](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e9c0ed/32.png) [@El\_Perro\_Fumando](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Perro_Fumando)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2007, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashley-olsen-dating-lance-armstrong/424845/31 "2007-11-01T23:32:04Z")
[QUOTE=wolf in second hand clothing] How old are they? Does AO fall within the non-creepy [dating range](http://xkcd.com/314/) for LA? [/QUOTE] Lance is 36. Ashley is 21. 36/2 + 7 = 25, so it’s classified as creepy. Also, **NaturalBlondChap** wins. ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2007, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashley-olsen-dating-lance-armstrong/424845/32 "2007-11-01T23:40:42Z")
[QUOTE=NaturalBlondChap] If he ended up in a threesome with both twins, you could say he nailed two birds with one stone. I’ll get my coat. [/QUOTE] \<\\> ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashley-olsen-dating-lance-armstrong/424845/33 "2007-11-02T01:19:09Z")
Why couldn’t Lance date someone more appropriate? Heck, Laurie David is available! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashley-olsen-dating-lance-armstrong/424845/34 "2007-11-02T01:39:03Z")
[QUOTE=Tahssa] I don’t know I don’t think 66 year old pie would taste very good. 😛 [/QUOTE] You need to get out more. 😛 mangeorge, 62 ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashley-olsen-dating-lance-armstrong/424845/35 "2007-11-02T02:04:51Z")
[QUOTE=El Perro Fumando] Lance is 36. Ashley is 21. 36/2 + 7 = 25, so it’s classified as creepy. [/quote] Does anyone else call bogus on this formula-pulled-from-someone’s-tuchus criterion? IMO if party A is over drinking age and party B is below Social Security elegibility, there is no creeping perceived. Then again maybe I just have a very high (or very case-narrow) “ew” threshold. > [@](#): > > Also, **NaturalBlondChap** wins. Goes without saying 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashley-olsen-dating-lance-armstrong/424845/36 "2007-11-02T02:14:05Z")
[QUOTE=teela brown] I once watched a kind of documentary about Lance Armstrong. I was a big fan of his, but after the documentary, which followed him about on his daily routine of training and interacting with friends and Sheryl Crow, I didn’t like him as much. He came across as rather a dick, and reminded me of some of the humorless, touchy, combative litigation attorneys I’ve worked for. It doesn’t mean he isn’t a kickass cyclist, but I don’t think I’d choose him as a (boy)friend. [/QUOTE] Hey, humorless, touchy and combative spells Alpha Male to some gals. It’s obviously enough to compensate for the uniball issue. ---
**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashley-olsen-dating-lance-armstrong/424845/37 "2007-11-02T02:49:44Z")
[QUOTE=Beware of Doug] Hey, humorless, touchy and combative spells Alpha Male to some gals. It’s obviously enough to compensate for the uniball issue. [/QUOTE] I’ve read that “uniball” isn’t really an issue at all, except for quantity od sperm production. Is that untrue? All highly successful people have a big ego. Goes with the territory. Peace, mangeorge ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashley-olsen-dating-lance-armstrong/424845/38 "2007-11-02T02:56:23Z")
[QUOTE=mangeorge] All highly successful people have a big ego. Goes with the territory. [/QUOTE] Yabbut humorless, touchy and combative doesn’t. ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashley-olsen-dating-lance-armstrong/424845/39 "2007-11-02T03:37:11Z")
In years of following prof cycling, I’ve heard any number of cyclists saying that LA commanded great respect. I can’t think of anyone saying they found him likeable. That isn’t intended as a criticism at all. ---
**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashley-olsen-dating-lance-armstrong/424845/40 "2007-11-02T03:43:41Z")
[QUOTE=Beware of Doug] Yabbut humorless, touchy and combative doesn’t. [/QUOTE] So we’ve decided he’s all those? I’m not defending the guy, but he did go through a rough spot. And he did kick-ass on his bike. I have no problem with having a consenting adult girlfriend. She’s not the little girl you all remember from some tv show (which I’ve never seen) I don’t even know the guy, but I did read his book. Maybe I’ll play him on tv? Maybe I’ll date her sister? Think she’d go for a 62 year old fat guy! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashley-olsen-dating-lance-armstrong/424845.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashley-olsen-dating-lance-armstrong/424845.md?page=3)