# Ashley Olsen dating Lance Armstrong **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 1, 2007, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashley-olsen-dating-lance-armstrong/424845 "2007-11-01T08:24:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Fiveyearlurker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@Fiveyearlurker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiveyearlurker)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashley-olsen-dating-lance-armstrong/424845/61 "2007-11-02T21:29:51Z")
[QUOTE=JThunder] One of them results in visible disfigurement. The other, by and large, does not. [/QUOTE] Testicular cancer quite often spreads to the peritoneal lymph nodes requiring remarkably awful surgery to remove them. You should see my buddy’s sternum to groin scar. ---
**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashley-olsen-dating-lance-armstrong/424845/62 "2007-11-02T21:37:56Z")
[QUOTE=Cluricaun] Would it be funny if Lance Armstrong had three testicles? [/QUOTE] No. But [this](http://www.mistercojones.com/?gclid=CMDsk7KOv48CFQEgYAodo2U2lA) surely is. As in: From m-w > [@](#): > > 2: differing from the ordinary in a suspicious, perplexing, quaint, or eccentric way See what I mean, jelly bean? ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashley-olsen-dating-lance-armstrong/424845/63 "2007-11-02T21:42:31Z")
[QUOTE=mangeorge] No. But [this](http://www.mistercojones.com/?gclid=CMDsk7KOv48CFQEgYAodo2U2lA) surely is. As in: From m-w See what I mean, jelly bean? [/QUOTE] You wouldn’t be a bit perplexed by polyorchidism?? ---
**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashley-olsen-dating-lance-armstrong/424845/64 "2007-11-02T22:13:41Z")
[QUOTE=Cluricaun] You wouldn’t be a bit perplexed by polyorchidism?? [/QUOTE] Off to the dictionary. No. Two are enough trouble. Besides, I’d have to walk at an angle. What’s that got to do with the truck Nuts site? ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashley-olsen-dating-lance-armstrong/424845/65 "2007-11-02T22:22:58Z")
[QUOTE=mangeorge] Off to the dictionary. No. Two are enough trouble. Besides, I’d have to walk at an angle. What’s that got to do with the truck Nuts site? [/QUOTE] Nothing, it had to do with your definition of funny and three nuts. ---
**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashley-olsen-dating-lance-armstrong/424845/66 "2007-11-02T22:34:57Z")
[QUOTE=Cluricaun] Nothing, it had to do with your definition of funny and three nuts. [/QUOTE] Yeah, that definition applied to the Truck Nuts. Odd. It’s not Armstrong’s nuts I have a problem with, it’s humor at another’s expense in general. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashley-olsen-dating-lance-armstrong/424845/67 "2007-11-02T22:40:58Z")
[QUOTE=mangeorge] Yeah, that definition applied to the Truck Nuts. Odd. It’s not Armstrong’s nuts I have a problem with, it’s humor at another’s expense in general. [/QUOTE] You mean guy humor? ---
**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashley-olsen-dating-lance-armstrong/424845/68 "2007-11-02T22:51:24Z")
I’m not particularly good at finding humor in anyone having cancer, but I’ve got to say that **Tenebras** did a bang up job. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swallowed_My_Cellphone)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashley-olsen-dating-lance-armstrong/424845/69 "2007-11-02T22:55:46Z")
[QUOTE=Wee Bairn] I had no idea he was thought of as a “catch”- I always thought he was sort of funny looking, in a general way. [/QUOTE] He reminds me of the Greatest American Hero guy. (To clarify, I saw a picture of him once with blond curly hair and that’s the image etched into my mind). ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashley-olsen-dating-lance-armstrong/424845/70 "2007-11-02T23:00:13Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] I wish them both well. [/QUOTE] You could almost say, “Have a ball.” ---
**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashley-olsen-dating-lance-armstrong/424845/71 "2007-11-02T23:13:42Z")
[QUOTE=bbs2k] You mean guy humor? [/QUOTE] Well, no. I think gals are much more prone to it than us guys. Did you mean guy, or gay? ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2007, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashley-olsen-dating-lance-armstrong/424845/72 "2007-11-03T00:39:32Z")
From “Ewwww” to “One Testicle=funny, disfigurement of boobies= unfunny.” I love this place. > [@](#): > > If he ended up in a threesome with both twins, you could say he nailed two birds with one stone. Kudo’s and Reese’s peanuts to you, sir. > [@](#): > > Because breast removal involves removing breasts, which more or less everyone agrees are totally awesome. A significant portion of the internet is more or less a gigantic electronic shrine to breasts. You nailed it like a line drive to the groin. BOT I’ve always felt that while LA was a stellar athlete ( doping debate aside he doped and didn’t ever never get caught. I don’t know how, but everyone else around him was doping and did get burned and he outpaced them. But let’s not go there, shall we?) he is a bit of a man-whore with his women. Using them (as they probably use him) to elevate his social standing or keep his name in the papers. Personally, either of the Olson twins scare me. They look like 70 year old Jewish Ladies with the big glasses and old lady clothes. I loved him playing himself in **Dodgeball**. That is all. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2007, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashley-olsen-dating-lance-armstrong/424845/73 "2007-11-03T02:06:09Z")
**Tenebras** , I salute you. Simply awesome. Best post I’ve read in a week… no, a month! ---
**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2007, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashley-olsen-dating-lance-armstrong/424845/74 "2007-11-03T02:25:04Z")
His “It’s not About the Bike” was, for me, a pretty interesting read. I really had no idea how _hard_ it is to do what he does. Forget surviving cancer and all that, pushing oneself the way he had to to win is amazing. The same is true of all extreme athletes. But I still don’t get it why those guys climb moumtains. And often die. ---
**Author:** ![Tenebras](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/977dab/32.png) [@Tenebras](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tenebras)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2007, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashley-olsen-dating-lance-armstrong/424845/75 "2007-11-05T02:30:21Z")
[QUOTE=mangeorge] His “It’s not About the Bike” was, for me, a pretty interesting read. I really had no idea how _hard_ it is to do what he does. Forget surviving cancer and all that, pushing oneself the way he had to to win is amazing. The same is true of all extreme athletes. But I still don’t get it why those guys climb moumtains. And often die. [/QUOTE] It’s because the air up there is so thin. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2007, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashley-olsen-dating-lance-armstrong/424845/76 "2007-11-05T02:43:33Z")
[QUOTE=Tenebras] It’s because the air up there is so thin. 😉 [/QUOTE] 😃 I _know_ why they die, I don’t know why they climb. Please don’t give me that “because it’s there” drivel. (drivel should have two "v"s) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashley-olsen-dating-lance-armstrong/424845.md?page=3)