# Ashley Todd, you're a cumstain on humanity **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 24, 2008, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashley-todd-youre-a-cumstain-on-humanity/469409 "2008-10-24T18:48:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2008, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashley-todd-youre-a-cumstain-on-humanity/469409/21 "2008-10-24T19:57:44Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > BUT … I give a minor bit of credit that all the responses (well, most) on the stories about her lying have been met with anything ranging from, “What an idiot, I hope she goes to jail,” to “What an idiot, just what the McCain campaign needed.” I did see one poster float the idea that she’s really an Obama plant doing a double end-around or something. Check out [this comment](http://michellemalkin.com/2008/10/23/why-that-mccain-volunteers-mutilation-story-smells-awfully-weird/comment-page-4/#comment-513826), made by a reader of Michelle Malkin’s blog: > [@](#): > > She just did MAJOR damage to McCain-Palin with this little stunt. Both of them called to offer her their sympathies IMEMDIATELY after this story broke and had not been fully vetted and now they both look like FOOLS. It’s too perfect. **Somebody needs to look into this girls background because I smell a set-up to manufacture an embarrassment that benefits the Obama campaign** (and expect to see them milk this BIG TIME in the next week or so). ---
**Author:** ![neutron\_star](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/51bf81/32.png) [@neutron\_star](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neutron_star)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2008, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashley-todd-youre-a-cumstain-on-humanity/469409/22 "2008-10-24T20:01:53Z")
> [@TWDuke](#): > > [http://michellemalkin.com/2008/10/23/why-that-mccain-volunteers-mutilation-story-smells-awfully-weird/comment-page-1/#comments](http://michellemalkin.com/2008/10/23/why-that-mccain-volunteers-mutilation-story-smells-awfully-weird/comment-page-1/#comments) ahahahahaha! The “B” is backwards like she did it in the mirror and was too stupid to realize that the mirror turns things backwards! What a dumb bitch! ahahaha ---
**Author:** ![Equipoise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/equipoise/32/151_2.png) [@Equipoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Equipoise)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2008, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashley-todd-youre-a-cumstain-on-humanity/469409/23 "2008-10-24T20:02:32Z")
> [@gladtobeblazed](#): > > The woman obviously needs psychiatric help. It seems a bit classless to ridicule her. My reaction is just to say fuck her with an anvil, because this shit has gone on long enough. Hate hate hate, that’s all this campaign can muster up. Kos, in the blog SmartAleq linked to (thanks) was more charitable than me: > [@](#): > > Whatever happens in the legal system, let’s hope Todd gets some psychological counseling, court ordered if necessary. She’s young. She can get better. > > There is no hope, however, for jackals like Drudge, numerous other rightwing bloggers, and executive vice president for Foxaganda, Joe Moody. > > Because what we have here is a story that not so many years ago got black men lynched. Dragged from their houses to quiet locations by masked or unmasked men, stripped, castrated, hanged, burned and gruesomely photographed. Although many people – even the usually execrable Michele Malkin - were skeptical of Todd’s report the minute they heard it and saw the alleged “carving” of “B” on her face, the Mandingo button had been pushed. The completely unsubtle message? A big black man, black as coal, wearing black clothes and black shoes, a blackety-black man, had done what black men have done to white women in America since 1619 given half a chance. ---
**Author:** ![Lightnin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightnin/32/180_2.png) [@Lightnin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightnin)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2008, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashley-todd-youre-a-cumstain-on-humanity/469409/24 "2008-10-24T20:04:04Z")
> [@mhendo](#): > > Check out [this comment](http://michellemalkin.com/2008/10/23/why-that-mccain-volunteers-mutilation-story-smells-awfully-weird/comment-page-4/#comment-513826), made by a reader of Michelle Malkin’s blog: Jeez. There aren’t enough :rolleyes: for that. ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2008, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashley-todd-youre-a-cumstain-on-humanity/469409/25 "2008-10-24T20:06:22Z")
> [@gladtobeblazed](#): > > The woman obviously needs psychiatric help. It seems a bit classless to ridicule her. Shit yeah. What the heck kind of self-hating headjob would disfigure herself? Seriously in need of professional help. (Who was the media guy who claimed thugs had put a swastika on his face in an airport washroom? It was a backwards swastika, the sort you might put on your face using a mirror.) ---
**Author:** ![ShadowFacts](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shadowfacts/32/2934_2.png) [@ShadowFacts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShadowFacts)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2008, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashley-todd-youre-a-cumstain-on-humanity/469409/26 "2008-10-24T20:12:17Z")
> [@Enderw24](#): > > FACT: Barack looks fully black at night. (I have no links to this because it’s hard to capture how black he is on film.) Damn, that was funny. Well done, I say! ---
**Author:** ![Carl\_Corey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Carl\_Corey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carl_Corey)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2008, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashley-todd-youre-a-cumstain-on-humanity/469409/27 "2008-10-24T20:12:55Z")
> [@Paul in Saudi](#): > > Shit yeah. What the heck kind of self-hating headjob would disfigure herself? Seriously in need of professional help. > > (Who was the media guy who claimed thugs had put a swastika on his face in an airport washroom? It was a backwards swastika, the sort you might put on your face using a mirror.) Morton Downey Jr.? ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2008, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashley-todd-youre-a-cumstain-on-humanity/469409/28 "2008-10-24T20:40:34Z")
Man, it’s too bad that this Barack guy has a name that starts with a letter that is really f’n hard to draw on your face in a mirror. If he had some sort of initial that made a better mirror of itself, like not just when flipped flipped vertically but ALSO horizontally, that’d be like…the perfect letter for drawing on your face so as to not look suspicious… If only… ---
**Author:** ![maladroit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@maladroit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/maladroit)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2008, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashley-todd-youre-a-cumstain-on-humanity/469409/29 "2008-10-24T20:46:55Z")
I hope she has a nice B-shaped scar for the rest of her life ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2008, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashley-todd-youre-a-cumstain-on-humanity/469409/30 "2008-10-24T20:48:18Z")
I dont know how much I’m buying this “poor girl with mental instability” tack. I think she’s just a sneaky little shit who thought she could get away with something. ---
**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2008, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashley-todd-youre-a-cumstain-on-humanity/469409/31 "2008-10-24T20:56:15Z")
> [@Equipoise](#): > > [Here you go.](http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/10/24/mccain-supporter-who-clai_n_137484.html) One of the most amazing things about this whole incident is how tone-deaf McCain and Palin’s advisers were. Apart from the total nutjobs, almost everyone who heard this story was, from the beginning, dubious as to its veracity. If Michelle Malkin is calling on conservatives not to jump to conclusions, you know that you should be careful. Yet, instead of waiting just 24 hours to see how the story panned out, McCain and Palin both get on the phone and call to offer their sympathy. Surely they don’t do this sort of shit without the go-ahead from their campaign advisers, and i just can’t believe that the advisers didn’t counsel a bit more caution. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2008, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashley-todd-youre-a-cumstain-on-humanity/469409/32 "2008-10-24T21:00:08Z")
> [@SmartAleq](#): > > Here’s a [DKos diary](http://www.dailykos.com/story/2008/10/24/144023/58/653/641092) on the subject you might enjoy… This was my favorite part: > [@](#): > > The completely unsubtle message? A big black man, black as coal, wearing black clothes and black shoes, a blackety-black man, had done what black men have done to white women in America since 1619 given half a chance. \ blackety-black man. I just found that particularly funny. ---
**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2008, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashley-todd-youre-a-cumstain-on-humanity/469409/33 "2008-10-24T21:00:27Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > I dont know how much I’m buying this “poor girl with mental instability” tack. I think she’s just a sneaky little shit who thought she could get away with something. She is a Young Republican, or College Republican, or some such, so there’s probably a good dose of both those things in there. ---
**Author:** ![Dangerosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Dangerosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dangerosa)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2008, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashley-todd-youre-a-cumstain-on-humanity/469409/34 "2008-10-24T21:14:16Z")
I swear, the McCain campaign couldn’t vet McCain’s own dog … Sarah Palin, Joe the Plumber, now this… ---
**Author:** ![Neidhart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Neidhart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neidhart)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2008, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashley-todd-youre-a-cumstain-on-humanity/469409/35 "2008-10-24T21:18:28Z")
Shades of Tawana Brawley! I have a wild-ass hunch that McCain saw how badly the economy was going in the shitter, realized he wouldn’t be able to hack this whole president thing, and is now deliberately trying to lose the election. Heh. ---
**Author:** ![Merkwurdigliebe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/74df32/32.png) [@Merkwurdigliebe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merkwurdigliebe)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2008, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashley-todd-youre-a-cumstain-on-humanity/469409/36 "2008-10-24T21:23:22Z")
I had to block drudge on my router in order to prevent myself from going to his site. He was pro-Obama for a while but after Palin he definitely turned. It’s difficult though because he does have his finger on the pulse of a lot of stuff. So far though this election has been a tough one for drudge ---
**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2008, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashley-todd-youre-a-cumstain-on-humanity/469409/37 "2008-10-24T21:40:43Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > I dont know how much I’m buying this “poor girl with mental instability” tack. I think she’s just a sneaky little shit who thought she could get away with something. Indeed. Why can’t anybody be held responsible for their actions? Oh, it’s not Ashley Todd’s fault she just engaged in serious race-baiting! She’s clearly sick! She needs treatment not mockery! Fuck that noise. She knew what she was doing. Just because she’s inept doesn’t mean she didn’t know what she was doing. Fuck her. Maybe if everybody mocks her for being a fucking race-baiting bitch, she’ll learn. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2008, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashley-todd-youre-a-cumstain-on-humanity/469409/38 "2008-10-24T21:49:26Z")
I don’t think that McCain’s campaign had anything to do with this. This is just a very disturbed woman. ---
**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2008, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashley-todd-youre-a-cumstain-on-humanity/469409/39 "2008-10-24T21:50:44Z")
> [@Equipoise](#): > > Kos, in the blog SmartAleq linked to (thanks) was more charitable than me: Teensy little nitpick–the author of the diary is a guy with the username “Meteor Blades.” The blogsite, “DailyKos,” belongs to a guy named Markos Moulitsas, whose username is “kos.” 'Tis a small thing, but it’s an attribution thing so I get all picketypicky about it! This stupid little bitch reminds me of about a hundred stupid little bitches I’ve met over the years who think up grandiose stories and manufacture “evidence” to support the stories to get some attention, then get all amazed when people actually believe their shit and the witch hunts start. If this crotch cricket had gone out for a part in “The Crucible” in high school perhaps we wouldn’t be discussing her right now. Backwards “B,” what a retard! :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2008, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashley-todd-youre-a-cumstain-on-humanity/469409/40 "2008-10-24T21:58:00Z")
Rick Sanchez gets up in the media grille a bit for the immediate pileon publicizing the story, [with video.](http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/10/24/rick-sanchez-calls-out-me_n_137679.html) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashley-todd-youre-a-cumstain-on-humanity/469409.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashley-todd-youre-a-cumstain-on-humanity/469409.md?page=3)