# Ashton Kutcher is the luckiest guy on the planet right now. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [June 3, 2003, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashton-kutcher-is-the-luckiest-guy-on-the-planet-right-now/179283 "2003-06-03T01:59:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashton-kutcher-is-the-luckiest-guy-on-the-planet-right-now/179283/21 "2003-06-03T23:19:29Z")
I recall an interview with Ashton Kutcher when That 70’s Show was first on, in which he actually came off as a well-grounded guy with a pretty good head on his shoulders. I was living in Iowa at the time, and the Des Moines Register did a big feature piece on him one weekend (the entire state goes bonkers when an Iowan gets famous). ---
**Author:** ![Delly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85f322/32.png) [@Delly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Delly)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashton-kutcher-is-the-luckiest-guy-on-the-planet-right-now/179283/22 "2003-06-04T02:05:20Z")
i think that thread title should read **Demi Moore is the luckiest girl on the planet right now.** ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Fight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Cat\_Fight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Fight)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashton-kutcher-is-the-luckiest-guy-on-the-planet-right-now/179283/23 "2003-06-04T04:34:43Z")
If it’s any comfort, between Prank’d and that Rolling Stone cover, he is due to crash and burn any day now. ---
**Author:** ![fizgig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f04885/32.png) [@fizgig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizgig)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashton-kutcher-is-the-luckiest-guy-on-the-planet-right-now/179283/24 "2003-06-04T04:36:39Z")
**Delly** beat me to it. 😃 IIRC, he was an honors student at whatever college he was attending before catching the acting bug. He does the dumb thing as Kelso on That '70’s show, but I don’t think he’s that much of a dork. I can’t find a cite, but my mom said he actually kicked ass on celebrity Jeopardy! And my mom wouldn’t lie. ---
**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashton-kutcher-is-the-luckiest-guy-on-the-planet-right-now/179283/25 "2003-06-04T06:30:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by The Controvert \* > \*\*Because he won the genetic lottery and has a pretty good personality for a shallow actor guy. \*\* You’re kidding, right? I’m still trying to find the volume knob on this pigfucker! ---
**Author:** ![Cubsfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Cubsfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cubsfan)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashton-kutcher-is-the-luckiest-guy-on-the-planet-right-now/179283/26 "2003-06-04T11:36:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Walloon \* > \*\*Because he’s not exactly a dork. I refer you to the recent [cover](http://m1.buysub.com/cgi-bin/ncommerce3/ProductDisplay?prrfnbr=140776&prmenbr=87054&prcgnbr=107520) of _Rolling Stone_ magazine, which should answer a few questions. \*\* Im sorry but if you are referring to his “hot bod” then I must be “hot” too because that dude is a string bean. He looks like he weighs about 170 lbs yet has no abs. Must be high body fat %. ---
**Author:** ![Morgainelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Morgainelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgainelf)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashton-kutcher-is-the-luckiest-guy-on-the-planet-right-now/179283/27 "2003-06-04T12:42:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Little Bird \* > \*\*IOWA. Iowa. \*\* Thanks! I couldn’t remember which “I” state it was. Not arrogance, just dyslexia. ---
**Author:** ![mske](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ccd318/32.png) [@mske](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mske)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashton-kutcher-is-the-luckiest-guy-on-the-planet-right-now/179283/28 "2003-06-04T13:26:04Z")
Ashton Kutcher is the dumbest person on the planet. Wasn’t he shacking up with [Brittany Murphy](http://www.us.imdb.com/Name?Murphy,+Brittany) before? Hmmm… Supple young blond, or plastic old hag…? ---
**Author:** ![KidCharlemagne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@KidCharlemagne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KidCharlemagne)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashton-kutcher-is-the-luckiest-guy-on-the-planet-right-now/179283/29 "2003-06-04T13:39:23Z")
The guy acts like an idiot. Having said that I get at least 2 people a day stopping me on the street asking me if I’m him. ---
**Author:** ![Hampshire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hampshire/32/4887_2.png) [@Hampshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hampshire)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashton-kutcher-is-the-luckiest-guy-on-the-planet-right-now/179283/30 "2003-06-04T14:33:45Z")
Kutcher seems to be pretty successful playing the Hollywood playa role. Fred Durst- An Ashton Kutcher wannabe? ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashton-kutcher-is-the-luckiest-guy-on-the-planet-right-now/179283/31 "2003-06-04T15:03:26Z")
Well considering Demi just got $120,000 worth of surgery before the Angels, I don’t consider him too lucky. ---
**Author:** ![Indygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Indygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indygrrl)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashton-kutcher-is-the-luckiest-guy-on-the-planet-right-now/179283/32 "2003-06-04T20:22:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by World Eater \* > \*\*Well considering Demi just got $120,000 worth of surgery before the Angels, I don’t consider him too lucky. \*\* Cite? ---
**Author:** ![Tanaqui](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Tanaqui](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tanaqui)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashton-kutcher-is-the-luckiest-guy-on-the-planet-right-now/179283/33 "2003-06-04T20:52:46Z")
> [@](#): > > Im sorry but if you are referring to his “hot bod” then I must be “hot” too because that dude is a string bean. He looks like he weighs about 170 lbs yet has no abs. Must be high body fat %. I think his bod looks pretty hot in that pic and clearly a lot of people agree with me since they made him pose like that. I don’t really like muscle-bound guys. A skinny guy in a tight t-shirt is like whoa. Yum. Incidentally, that pose is seriously stupid looking, what the hell? They couldn’t just get rid of the shirt altogether? ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashton-kutcher-is-the-luckiest-guy-on-the-planet-right-now/179283/34 "2003-06-04T21:53:23Z")
Certainly [sounds](http://us.imdb.com/PeopleNews/) like he’s having fun at least. And if I was in his situation I’d sure sleep with her. 42 is not old. ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashton-kutcher-is-the-luckiest-guy-on-the-planet-right-now/179283/35 "2003-06-04T21:55:18Z")
Sorry, she’s 40. ---
**Author:** ![shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7ab992/32.png) [@shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shrew)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashton-kutcher-is-the-luckiest-guy-on-the-planet-right-now/179283/36 "2003-06-04T22:27:04Z")
Ashton is H O T. And I have to agree that a slender guy in a tight tee is much hotter than abmania. I’d sew my vagina shut before I’d sleep with Vin Diesel, but Ashton I’d give a go any day. He’s gorgeous AND smart AND funny as hell. I’m breaking a commandment right now coveting Demi. ---
**Author:** ![Delly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85f322/32.png) [@Delly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Delly)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashton-kutcher-is-the-luckiest-guy-on-the-planet-right-now/179283/37 "2003-06-05T00:36:41Z")
Stinkpalm, You dont have to have muscles galore to be considered to have a ‘hotbod’. Ashton is just fine as he is… God I sound like a groupie or somthing… Shrew, all I have to say is eeeeeek :eek: I personally wouldnt touch Diesel with a 10 foot pole either. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashton-kutcher-is-the-luckiest-guy-on-the-planet-right-now/179283/38 "2003-06-05T00:49:58Z")
Aw, forget Ashton. I’ll take Topher Grace over Kutchter ANY DAY. ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashton-kutcher-is-the-luckiest-guy-on-the-planet-right-now/179283/39 "2003-06-05T02:03:59Z")
I thought this thread was going to have something to do with his (alleged) night of wild partying with the Bush twins. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![widdershins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f0a364/32.png) [@widdershins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/widdershins)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashton-kutcher-is-the-luckiest-guy-on-the-planet-right-now/179283/40 "2003-06-05T11:05:35Z")
I saw part of his _True Life_ or _Diary_ episode on MTV, this weekend. Whatever the show is where they follow a celebrity around for several days and the celebrity tells the audience what their life is really like. He sounded stoned the whole time when he was narrating. Besides it seemed oxymoronic to describe yourself as hard working, never taking a real day off because of all the projects you’re involved in, and at the same time describing your job on _That 70s Show_ as hanging out and messing around for several days a week, then having a show taping on Friday. Don’t know if Kutcher was really pre-med, but he could have been and still been an idiot. Even some of my cousin’s (who is in the middle of his residency) med school buddies were the stupidest, crudest, most irritatingly childish morons I’ve ever met. These guys reminded me of the character Todd from _Scrubs_, good medical skills, ego to burn, and absolutely no ability to comprehend anything that didn’t directly involve them. I find myself hoping Kutcher wakes up one day living on the streets. His money, fame, women, looks, etc. suddenly gone, he looks to the heavens and the booming voice of the Almighty says, “Ooooo, what a burn! You been punk’d, boy!” Damn I hate practical joke shows, and the people who make them. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashton-kutcher-is-the-luckiest-guy-on-the-planet-right-now/179283.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashton-kutcher-is-the-luckiest-guy-on-the-planet-right-now/179283.md?page=3)