# Ashton Kutcher is the luckiest guy on the planet right now.

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [June 3, 2003, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashton-kutcher-is-the-luckiest-guy-on-the-planet-right-now/179283 "2003-06-03T01:59:25Z")\
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**Author:** ![sjc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@sjc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sjc)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2003, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashton-kutcher-is-the-luckiest-guy-on-the-planet-right-now/179283/41 "2003-06-09T18:38:04Z")

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> \*Originally posted by fizgig \*  
> \*\ ***Delly** beat me to it. 😃
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> IIRC, he was an honors student at whatever college he was attending before catching the acting bug. He does the dumb thing as Kelso on That '70’s show, but I don’t think he’s that much of a dork. I can’t find a cite, but my mom said he actually kicked ass on celebrity Jeopardy! And my mom wouldn’t lie. \*\*

And that’s an indication of how _smart_ he is? Haven’t you watched the Saturday Night Live Celebrity Jeopardy sketches?

Seriously though, does anyone have a cite with an interview or something that demonstrates his intelligence? I’m willing to believe he’s smarter than he lets on, but I need proof. Based on the stuff he’s done I’m not so sure he is very smart. It’s not that he plays dumb roles, it’s the stuff he’s in and the way he plays his dumb roles. (I do think he’s smarter than Kelso, but I’m not so sure he’s very smart).

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**Author:** ![Baranlaith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@Baranlaith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baranlaith)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2003, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashton-kutcher-is-the-luckiest-guy-on-the-planet-right-now/179283/42 "2003-06-09T19:35:59Z")

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What I wouldn’t give to hear Demi groaning my name in that husky voice of hers as she’s getting closer to orgasm.

There can’t be too many sounds in this world better than that.

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**Author:** ![Morgainelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Morgainelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgainelf)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2003, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashton-kutcher-is-the-luckiest-guy-on-the-planet-right-now/179283/43 "2003-06-09T20:40:14Z")

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> \*Originally posted by KidCharlemagne \*  
> \*\*The guy acts like an idiot. Having said that I get at least 2 people a day stopping me on the street asking me if I’m him. \*\*

How YOU doin’? 😉

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**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2003, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ashton-kutcher-is-the-luckiest-guy-on-the-planet-right-now/179283/44 "2003-06-09T21:23:07Z")

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The final episode of Punk’d:  
**Ashton:** You’ve been punk’d!

**Tars** : You’ve been shotgun’d! ::BAM!!!::  
Actually i don’t hate him, just that show. And he passed on the doomed Superman movie, so he can’t be as stupid as he acts, so i respect him for that.

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