# "Ask a real live pimp a question" **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 21, 2011, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-a-real-live-pimp-a-question/593562 "2011-08-21T19:56:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![chiroptera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@chiroptera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chiroptera)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2011, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-a-real-live-pimp-a-question/593562/21 "2011-08-21T20:45:50Z")
> [@Pimpster](#): > > All online ads Online where? Craigslist, other message boards, through a business website? How about the second part of my question? This is a tough crowd, you’re going to have to give more than 1-3 word answers here if you want to be taken seriously. ---
**Author:** ![Pimpster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/94ad74/32.png) [@Pimpster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pimpster)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2011, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-a-real-live-pimp-a-question/593562/22 "2011-08-21T20:47:02Z")
> [@Muffin](#): > > How did you get started? > > What are the legal risks you face? > > How would you describe the level of job satisfaction of the people who work for you (e.g. good way of making a living; only do it because there is nothing else available; need to support habits; etc.)? I was in the massage biz and the girls asked if they can do more for more money. They asked me I didnt asked them. 1 is a single mom. They can do up to 800 day cash. They are all nice girls that dont drink, smoke or do drugs. After doing this a long time you know who to hire and who you want to spend 8 hours a day with. ---
**Author:** ![Pimpster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/94ad74/32.png) [@Pimpster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pimpster)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2011, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-a-real-live-pimp-a-question/593562/23 "2011-08-21T20:48:58Z")
> [@chiroptera](#): > > Online where? Craigslist, other message boards, through a business website? > How about the second part of my question? > > This is a tough crowd, you’re going to have to give more than 1-3 word answers here if you want to be taken seriously. There are meny meny sites online. To meny to list. But remember I am not here to promote websites. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2011, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-a-real-live-pimp-a-question/593562/24 "2011-08-21T20:50:43Z")
Nor the quality of a Syracuse education. ---
**Author:** ![MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MPB_in_Salt_Lake)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2011, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-a-real-live-pimp-a-question/593562/25 "2011-08-21T20:51:53Z")
> [@Pimpster](#): > > Ask a real live pimp a question Do you know any real real live pimps? ---
**Author:** ![Pimpster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/94ad74/32.png) [@Pimpster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pimpster)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2011, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-a-real-live-pimp-a-question/593562/26 "2011-08-21T20:54:08Z")
> [@Broomstick](#): > > How do you recruit your girls? > > Do you deal in just women, or men as well? (You did say business first, and there is a market for male whores, so I’m trying not to make assumptions.) > > What percent or cut of what the girls earn do you take? > > What services, if any, do you provide? Advertising? Protection? Transportation? Anything? > > Are any/most of your girls on drugs? Do you or don’t you care? > > Is it mostly running a website/connecting girls with customers so that you almost never see the women, or are you more hands on? Just women. You mean Man whore. To answer your q i dont know if there is a market for it outside of men for men. I do a 60/40. I pay for all Advertising. I am always here and behind the door nothing has ever happened. We get all upscale married men. Its Incall they dont need Transportation. NONE of anyone I work with do drugs. And yes I do care. ---
**Author:** ![Pimpster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/94ad74/32.png) [@Pimpster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pimpster)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2011, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-a-real-live-pimp-a-question/593562/27 "2011-08-21T20:55:17Z")
> [@MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](#): > > Do you know any real real live pimps? I dont know anyone in the biz. ---
**Author:** ![Pimpster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/94ad74/32.png) [@Pimpster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pimpster)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2011, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-a-real-live-pimp-a-question/593562/28 "2011-08-21T20:57:00Z")
> [@Broomstick](#): > > How do you recruit your girls? > > Do you deal in just women, or men as well? (You did say business first, and there is a market for male whores, so I’m trying not to make assumptions.) > > What percent or cut of what the girls earn do you take? > > What services, if any, do you provide? Advertising? Protection? Transportation? Anything? > > Are any/most of your girls on drugs? Do you or don’t you care? > > Is it mostly running a website/connecting girls with customers so that you almost never see the women, or are you more hands on? sorry I didnt answer your last Q. I place the ads the clients come to us. I work with the women all day. ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2011, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-a-real-live-pimp-a-question/593562/29 "2011-08-21T20:58:00Z")
> [@Pimpster](#): > > There are meny meny sites online. To meny to list. But remember I am not here to promote websites. You have a bachelor of fine arts degree from Syracuse university and you don’t know how to spell “many”? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Pimpster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/94ad74/32.png) [@Pimpster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pimpster)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2011, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-a-real-live-pimp-a-question/593562/30 "2011-08-21T20:59:57Z")
> [@zoid](#): > > You have a bachelor of fine arts degree from Syracuse university and you don’t know how to spell “many”? > > :dubious: I know I suck dont I. Good thing I was a Art Major. Try to deal with it or dont read the board. ---
**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2011, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-a-real-live-pimp-a-question/593562/31 "2011-08-21T21:00:22Z")
How much do you make, per day, per girl? Does your mother/family know what business you’re in? Do you have any children? Would you let your daughter be a whore or your son a pimp? ---
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2011, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-a-real-live-pimp-a-question/593562/32 "2011-08-21T21:02:04Z")
Moved from General Questions to MPSIMS. **samclem** , who is not a pimp\*, but a lowly moderator. \*[sub]Well, after a fashion, I suppose I am[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Pimpster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/94ad74/32.png) [@Pimpster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pimpster)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2011, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-a-real-live-pimp-a-question/593562/33 "2011-08-21T21:06:41Z")
> [@elbows](#): > > How much do you make, per day, per girl? > > Does your mother/family know what business you’re in? > > Do you have any children? Would you let your daughter be a whore or your son a pimp? My mom is 85 she forgets who I am sometimes. I dont think she would remember even if i told her. The rest of my family knows. I have no kids so I cant answer that. ---
**Author:** ![Pimpster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/94ad74/32.png) [@Pimpster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pimpster)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2011, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-a-real-live-pimp-a-question/593562/34 "2011-08-21T21:08:07Z")
> [@elbows](#): > > How much do you make, per day, per girl? > > Does your mother/family know what business you’re in? > > Do you have any children? Would you let your daughter be a whore or your son a pimp? Hard to answer per girl cuz some days they may see 2 people some days 7. So its up and down no pun. But over all I make about 1K on a good day ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2011, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-a-real-live-pimp-a-question/593562/35 "2011-08-21T21:28:32Z")
> [@Pimpster](#): > > I know I suck dont I. Good thing I was a Art Major. Try to deal with it or dont read the board. False dichotomy. ---
**Author:** ![chiroptera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@chiroptera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chiroptera)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2011, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-a-real-live-pimp-a-question/593562/36 "2011-08-21T21:31:40Z")
You have no opinion on whether you’d want your son or daughter to be a whore/pimp, because you don’t have kids? I think most people would at least have an opinion on that…but you don’t? ( **elbows** : Men can be prostitutes and women can be pimps, BTW. The terminology might be a little different, is all.) ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2011, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-a-real-live-pimp-a-question/593562/37 "2011-08-21T21:36:15Z")
This is complete bullshit. ---
**Author:** ![Pimpster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/94ad74/32.png) [@Pimpster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pimpster)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2011, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-a-real-live-pimp-a-question/593562/38 "2011-08-21T21:37:35Z")
> [@chiroptera](#): > > You have no opinion on whether you’d want your son or daughter to be a whore/pimp, because you don’t have kids? > I think most people would at least have an opinion on that…but you don’t? > > ( **elbows** : Men can be prostitutes and women can be pimps, BTW. The terminology might be a little different, is all.) Man whore and Madam ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2011, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-a-real-live-pimp-a-question/593562/39 "2011-08-21T21:43:13Z")
Sorry, folks. As fun as this thread may be, I’m going to shut it down. **Pimpster** , it is against the rules here to make topics about activities that are illegal in the US. From the [TOS](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/faq.php?faq=vb3_board_faq#faq_sdmb_rules): > [@](#): > > You agree not to post material that in our opinion encourages activity that is illegal in the U.S. Please refrain from talking about your profession in the future if it, indeed, has anything to do with your handle. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-a-real-live-pimp-a-question/593562.md?page=1)