# Ask a Witch next time.....asshole **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 8, 1999, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-a-witch-next-time-asshole/2188 "1999-09-08T05:43:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Cap\_n\_Crude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Cap\_n\_Crude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cap_n_Crude)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 1999, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-a-witch-next-time-asshole/2188/41 "1999-09-09T13:35:00Z")
Anybody notice how Banshee\_ the OP vanished as soon as his/her crusade wasn’t taken up by the general populace? Now _there’s_ magic for ya! Loud-mouthed reactionaries without the courage of their convictions are so entertaining. Of course, B\_'s position is more or less indefensible, so perhaps the “cut the losses and chicken out of my own flame topic” approach was best advised. Bottom line – any practitioner of any religion who takes it so seriously that they don’t recognize humor when they see it needs to be put down like a rabid dog. –Da Cap’n ---
**Author:** ![Squid\_Vicious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Squid\_Vicious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squid_Vicious)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 1999, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-a-witch-next-time-asshole/2188/42 "1999-09-09T14:22:00Z")
You know, I think Cecil must be on the right track. I had to get a proctalogical(sp?) exam when I was in the Navy. The doc’s finger was about as big a round as a broom stick (at least I hope that was his finger). I’m pretty sure I had halucinations after that, not to mention walking funny. * * * “If you stick your finger in a pie, whatever is in the pie will be on your finger, and whatever is on your finger will be in the pie…unless you wear a rubber glove”----some demented old lady ---
**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 1999, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-a-witch-next-time-asshole/2188/43 "1999-09-09T16:28:00Z")
I found this pic of witches at [www.fugly,](http://www.fugly,) and I wanted to share it with you… 🙂 [http://www.spies.com/jxski/ugly/photos/0235.jpg](http://www.spies.com/jxski/ugly/photos/0235.jpg) ## hope it works…enjoy! \*\*kisses, Kelli \*\* ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 1999, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-a-witch-next-time-asshole/2188/44 "1999-09-10T05:05:00Z")
Now I’m gonna have to go change my answer in the “How long have you gone without vomiting?” thread. Damn you, Kells! ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 1999, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-a-witch-next-time-asshole/2188/45 "1999-09-10T05:33:00Z")
Jeez… I guess the secret is to master the spell that makes others _think_ you are vaguely attractive… ---
**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 1999, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-a-witch-next-time-asshole/2188/46 "1999-09-09T18:22:00Z")
Is that what \*you[/] did satan? 🙂 Hows heather? Havnt heard from ‘the gang’ in a while…oh that’s right, school started again! (just teasing man!) Oh, sorry about your shoes there Scotty…send the cleaning bill to the witches council…they will make it disappear! 😃 * * * \*\*kisses, Kelli \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 1999, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-a-witch-next-time-asshole/2188/47 "1999-09-09T20:29:00Z")
Hmmm…now I see where witches got their bad rep! 🙂 (Just kidding) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 1999, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-a-witch-next-time-asshole/2188/48 "1999-09-11T11:02:00Z")
Ya know, this Banshee\_ guy(?) has only 2 post on the damn board! Can anybody say ‘alternative on-line persona’? * * * We have met the enemy, and He is Us.–Walt Kelly ---
**Author:** ![Doobieous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Doobieous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doobieous)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 1999, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-a-witch-next-time-asshole/2188/49 "1999-09-12T04:38:00Z")
> [@](#): > > The doc’s finger was about as big a round as a broom stick (at least I hope that was his finger). I’m pretty sure I had halucinations after that, not to mention walking funny. I dont know about anyone else but none of my fingers are as big around as a broom stick. Hmm me thinks that wasn’t his finger he was probing you with :). Anyway, c’mon banshee come out of your broom closet! We know you’re lurking around here. You KNOW you want to respond to this thread! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-a-witch-next-time-asshole/2188.md?page=2)