Ask a Witch next time.....asshole

CK, as one of the members of the ongoing conspiracies involving the Illuminati, I am very disapointed in your telling all of the details. It makes it very hard for us to continue ruining this country if people know the truth. If you continue to give away all our secrets and especially our secret handshake, I will seriously have to consider proposing that we sentence you to our strictest punishment (15 lashes with a wet noodle).

In the future please do not tell so much about how we changed history to our benefit.

Jeffery

MMMMMM

Yum-yum, cheezy poofs.

All this talk of witches, and banshees and bullshi… croak

croak

:: oh, now i’ve done it!! ::

MMMMMM

Yum-yum, cheezy poofs.

All this talk of witches, ans banshees and bullshi… croak

croak

:: oh, now i’ve done it!! ::

Would a kiss help?

*Kellibelli:

The poster or the word?

The poster Banshee_ proclaimed

but (as noted) has an e-mail address of “priestess.” At this point, it’s hard to tell.

The word “banshee” is (more or less) phonetic English for the Irish Gaelic “bann sidhe” or “woman of the sidhe.” The word sidhe can be translated as “fairy” (but think in terms of Tolkien’s elves with a bit of an attitude).

The only way you can associate masculine traits with “Banshee” is if you are into 1950’s jet fighters by McDonnell.


Tom~

Just read that column, and Cecil himself refers to it as a “far-fetched theory.” That is is. So what’s the problem? Cecil presented one theory as to the witch/broom connection. If he’d presented them all, well, it would have been a great column, but there wouldn’t have been any room for any more articles in his paper.

Light a candle & chill, Banshee. I don’t think Cecil meant any harm. Really I don’t.

What’s the difference between a fundamentalist Christian who believes in Creationism and a modern Wiccan who believes that they’re practicing the same religion that Druidic Pagans practiced 500 years ago?

Give up?
The answer is nothing. They’re both historically ignorant.

And mind you, I’m not anti-Wiccan. The practice of a Pagan or natural religion (without the human sacrifices, of course :wink: ) is no skin off my nose. It’s just that I’m anti-ignorance.

Peace.

Love and Light, Blessed Be, Fairy Farts.

Banshee_, I would like to thank you for showing that reading comprehension problems and the inability to calmly correct a mistaken conception are not limited to Christians. Envision peace, and try not to act like a hysterical queen. That type of reaction is not going to win brownie (or bwcca?) points for your Faith.

Asshole.

Dr. Fidelius, Charlatan
Associate Curator Anomalous Paleontology, Miskatonic University
Homo vult decipi; decipiatur

Ooo just like if I claimed i had ressurected the old Filipino pre-Spanish animist religion of the Tagalogs or my people, the Aklanons.

Funny thing, a few Wiccans I know seem to use the term pagan and Wiccan interchangeably, and ignorantly (they arent the same. Wiccans are pagan, but not all pagans are wiccan).

This is indeed a common and regrettable error. Although descended and based on pre-Christian religions, Wicca itself has only existed for about a century.

And if Banshee_ wants us to stop picturing Baba Yaga and see Sabrina when we hear “witch”, he better stop throwing these little hissy fits. I had thought that wicca was a reaction against the patronizing patriarchal cold dead God. Most practitioners I have met are very tolerant of the beliefs of others, and have a sense of humor and proportion regarding their self-applied label of “witch”. But I guess there are jerks in any group…

Banshee_:

Satan here. Don’t believe it? Well that name over to the left should be convincing enough for you.

Here’s the deal - Me and God were talking, see, and it seems neither of us want you to follow either of us.

I kinda appreciated the sentiment above, but found no need for the attitude! It was wasted on a topic and person and forum that would all have reacted a lot better without it.

And God, well, he just wrote you off as an asshole. He’s so judgemental!

Anyway, since neither of us want you, you might want to start… oh, I dunno… sticking a broomstick up your ass, maybe?

Cordially,
Satan

Lynn, don’t you DARE send these people to my forum!
Jill
Me like fi put one hex on yu, nuh?

CKDextHavn wrote:

The Japanese teamed up with the Illuminati twice? Wow, the Illuminati really CAN do anything!


I’m not flying fast, just orbiting low.

Thank God! (or whomever) I was just about to give up lurking in the pit. Thanks, everyone!


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I was a little bit tense after reading the “Serious” thread on this topic.

Daaaam was that illuminati but funny.

Thanks :slight_smile:

Edward

Hmmm…make that “Bit”…

(hahahaha)

Edward

uh, Satan,
Just wanted to ask how your favorite son
Anton LeVey likes it where he is now ? I read both of his books, the Sananic Bible and the ritual book, neither did a lot for me, but hey to each his own. Did you tell him to write those are did he just decide to
do it on his own ?
One last thing, will you please make that sicko Marilyn Manson put some cloths on ? He looks like a plucked chicken.

t.g.
sweet innocent little old grandma type person

{{Lynn, don’t you DARE send these people to my forum!
Jill
Me like fi put one hex on yu, nuh?}}

I was tempted. Oh, how I was tempted. But I saw that it had already generated some responses, and people were simply having too much fun for me to break up the party.

Incidentally (not in reply to Jill, but someone else), LaVey wrote at least 3 books. There’s the witch book as well as the other two.

Lynn
As both moderator and poster this time.

And here I was thinking it was another dumb assessed post from Brihael… okay, all I can add but I think others have beaten me to it is this person is an ass. Slamming all over the place and not really being true to the true slam technique.

Go read, “Oh fuck you” and get a clue. If you’re gonna slam at least do it properly. Especially if you’re going after the very God of this forum.

No, I’m not an asskisser but he/she can’t raise a valid point unless he/she can quote directly and succinctly from Uncle C… and even when you got the quote right you fucked the rest up.

My own thoughts?

Don’t fuck with the witches here, dipshit, not a good idea at all. C#3 that includes you… (wanna fight? I always knew we would…).

Hey, as always, this is just IMHO…