# Ask Charlie Sheen. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 4, 2011, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-charlie-sheen/573516 "2011-03-04T20:18:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 8:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-charlie-sheen/573516/41 "2011-03-07T08:57:06Z")
Did you secretly switch minds with Gary Busey? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-charlie-sheen/573516/42 "2011-03-07T15:30:07Z")
Moving thread from IMHO to Cafe Society. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-charlie-sheen/573516/43 "2011-03-07T16:24:22Z")
Charlie, I have two questions for you, if I may be so bold. First, I loved you in Hot Shots: Part Deux and to a lesser extent Hot Shots. And even though you may not have been the greatest actor to be onscreen, I think you were talented enough that I found your roles in those movies as well as Platoon, Wall Street, Major League, and your brother’s part in Repo Man proves that you have a definite catalog of entertaining – and even some pivotal – roles in many movies thoughout the years; do you think your current behavior will mar your screen legacy? Second: Do winner winners really get chicken dinners? ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-charlie-sheen/573516/44 "2011-03-07T16:39:52Z")
When will you join the cast of _The View_? ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-charlie-sheen/573516/45 "2011-03-07T18:56:02Z")
How do you feel about couch-jumping? ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-charlie-sheen/573516/46 "2011-03-07T19:08:47Z")
Maryanne or Ginger? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-charlie-sheen/573516/47 "2011-03-07T19:11:49Z")
Have you & Denise ever done a three-way with another woman? ---
**Author:** ![Washoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ecae2f/32.png) [@Washoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Washoe)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-charlie-sheen/573516/48 "2011-03-07T19:21:23Z")
Conchata Ferrell—you ever hit that? ---
**Author:** ![zamboniracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9a140/32.png) [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-charlie-sheen/573516/49 "2011-03-07T19:43:11Z")
Dear Mr. Sheen: Subject: INVESTMENT PROPOSAL Re: Business Proposal/Joint Venture I run an international Business Promotion and Consultancy firm and I got your contact through the internet in my quest for a foreign investment for one of my clients. My client is in the precious stone industry and owns mines in Nigeria and here in Kenya. He also used to deal (buy and sell) in diamonds from Angola and Democratic Republic of Congo (former Zaire) before international ban was placed on diamonds from war torn countries. Hence he decided to stop his diamond business and diversify his investment portfolio by investing abroad in different sector on partnership basis. The followings are his specifications for your consideration and immediate attention: 1. Investment capital up to USD $9.5million 2. Area of interest - real estate, hotel, transportation, civil construction, industries, and fisheries. 3. Shares of partners depending on capital input, therefore subject to negotiation. 4. Interested party should be prepared to come to Nigeria to sign agreement with him that will protect his interest before he releases and remit his capital to the designated account for the project after which he will travel back with the person to finalize and set up the business. Please kindly note that you need not reply if you are not satisfied with the above conditions as my client will prefer to deal with somebody serious as the entire management and running of this venture will be the person’s responsibility, because it will not be possible for my client to be physically present most of the time in view of his time consuming commitments with his mine business. Kindly give this proposal an urgent attention, as my client needs this information as soon as possible. ---
**Author:** ![Prelude\_to\_Fascination](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a183cd/32.png) [@Prelude\_to\_Fascination](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prelude_to_Fascination)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2011, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-charlie-sheen/573516/50 "2011-03-08T02:27:28Z")
Are you that upset about being fired that you can’t answer any more questions? Or is it that you’re busy celebrating with more blow than you can handle? ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2011, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-charlie-sheen/573516/51 "2011-03-08T02:55:55Z")
Are you a blood donor? What happens if a normal human gets a transfusion of some of that tiger blood? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2011, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-charlie-sheen/573516/52 "2011-03-08T03:11:08Z")
What does your brother say about this? I’m interested in hearing Ramon Estevez’s oppinion on the use of tiger blood. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2011, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-charlie-sheen/573516/53 "2011-03-08T04:08:43Z")
And why tiger blood? Wouldn’t it be more awesome to use liger blood? Ligers are like a lion and a tiger mixed… bred for its skills in magic. They’re pretty much my favorite animal. ---
**Author:** ![Crown\_Prince\_of\_Irony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ed655f/32.png) [@Crown\_Prince\_of\_Irony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crown_Prince_of_Irony)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2011, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-charlie-sheen/573516/54 "2011-03-08T06:19:47Z")
How do you make room for all that Winning? I mean, you’re like full of Winning and tiger’s blood. . . aside from the Peruvian blow and gonorrhea. Okay, maybe you’re like 30% Winning and tiger’s blood, and 70% drugs and STDs. But that’s still 30% more Winning and tiger’s blood than all us losers have. So what’s your secret? ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2011, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-charlie-sheen/573516/55 "2011-03-08T06:42:15Z")
Is dating Bree Olson worth it, or is it just throwing a hot dog down a hallway at this point? ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2011, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-charlie-sheen/573516/56 "2011-03-08T08:02:44Z")
What happened to Charlie Sheen? You think he OD’d? ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2011, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-charlie-sheen/573516/57 "2011-03-08T08:20:20Z")
He OD’d on WINNING, no doubt. ---
**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2011, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-charlie-sheen/573516/58 "2011-03-08T15:20:41Z")
Apparently you have only one gear, go. What do you do when you need to back up? ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2011, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-charlie-sheen/573516/59 "2011-03-08T17:22:51Z")
There is no “back up” for Charlie. There is only going forward in a different direction. ---
**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2011, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-charlie-sheen/573516/60 "2011-03-08T17:33:20Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > What happened to Charlie Sheen? You think he OD’d? He’s been sitting in a Chicago police station for 25 years. My name is Jean, but most guys call me Shauna. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-charlie-sheen/573516.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-charlie-sheen/573516.md?page=4)