# Ask Charlie Sheen. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 4, 2011, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-charlie-sheen/573516 "2011-03-04T20:18:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2011, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-charlie-sheen/573516/61 "2011-03-08T17:34:25Z")
What are you being paid for your translation services? [http://creativeimbalances.com/2011/02/25/charlie-sheens-new-gig-as-gadhafi-translator/](http://creativeimbalances.com/2011/02/25/charlie-sheens-new-gig-as-gadhafi-translator/) ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-charlie-sheen/573516/62 "2011-03-09T18:39:56Z")
Where are the answers! Need answers fast! ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-charlie-sheen/573516/63 "2011-03-09T20:16:58Z")
I just want you to know that you’re my favorite of Emilio Estevez’s less-talented younger brothers. That said, I’ve never actually seen your work. If Jim Abrahams teams back up with the Zuckers, I might go see _Hot Shots! Part Four_, though. Is that likely to be made any time soon, and if so do you think it will be for theatrical release or direct-to-laserdisc? ---
**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-charlie-sheen/573516/64 "2011-03-09T20:22:20Z")
You’ve never seen his work and yet you can judge his talent? Curious, that. ---
**Author:** ![Crown\_Prince\_of\_Irony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ed655f/32.png) [@Crown\_Prince\_of\_Irony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crown_Prince_of_Irony)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-charlie-sheen/573516/65 "2011-03-09T21:29:03Z")
> [@Starving\_Artist](#): > > You’ve never seen his work and yet you can judge his talent? > > Curious, that. Being hyperliteral is so **not** full of Winning. It’s like a Loser calzone, full of Loser, marinated in Loser sauce, and topped with Loser cheese. ---
**Author:** ![Jake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jake)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-charlie-sheen/573516/66 "2012-03-25T18:59:12Z")
Where is the Charlie-nator? The World wonders… ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-charlie-sheen/573516/67 "2012-03-26T02:07:22Z")
Dear Mr. Sheen As a fellow flintknapper I’d like to ask why you specifically recommend banging 7 gram rocks, rather than the traditionally larger, more weighty specimens that can produce useful tools. Thank you for your time. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-charlie-sheen/573516/68 "2012-03-26T02:14:44Z")
Are cocaine rocks normally as big as 7 grams? ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-charlie-sheen/573516/69 "2012-03-26T02:31:22Z")
> [@Shagnasty](#): > > What is with the math in 2 1/2 men? I always thought that you were worth more than the total on your own. Are you underacting to make the title work? He’s the two, the kid is the 1/2 and the either guy is a complete pussy, so he’s 0. Damn, MwaG, you’re good. :eek: Are we \*sure \*he isn’t CS?😕 ---
**Author:** ![Spud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spud/32/347_2.png) [@Spud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spud)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-charlie-sheen/573516/70 "2012-03-26T05:12:07Z")
Where did the full year between posts 65 and 66 go? Did we black out again? ---
**Author:** ![Bipolarbear4873](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7993a0/32.png) [@Bipolarbear4873](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bipolarbear4873)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2015, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-charlie-sheen/573516/71 "2015-11-04T08:05:29Z")
The end scene from platoon where your in the helicopter and you wave to your mate you look to the right like you seen someone else and salute them…who was you saluting ? ---
**Author:** ![Face\_Intentionally\_Left\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/face_intentionally_left_blank/32/288_2.png) [@Face\_Intentionally\_Left\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Face_Intentionally_Left_Blank)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2015, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-charlie-sheen/573516/72 "2015-11-04T10:20:23Z")
> [@armedmonkey](#): > > Nobody writes my words. My words come from the ether. Just straight out of the universe, out of the ether, and into my brain. You can’t process that. Also, I’ve done a lot of ether. This deserved more attention. That was worth as much as an L-O-L from me. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-charlie-sheen/573516.md?page=3)