# Ask Donald Trump **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 21, 2017, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-donald-trump/805012 "2017-12-21T21:17:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2017, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-donald-trump/805012/41 "2017-12-24T18:44:27Z")
> [@aldiboronti](#): > > President Pence is not what I’d term a favor. Better the devil you know. Not in this case. We have a senile megalomaniac in the WH who would happily plunge us into nuclear war. While Pence is a douchebag, he’s not certifiable. ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2017, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-donald-trump/805012/42 "2017-12-24T19:30:26Z")
This is the best most tremendous thread ever. No one has had that many views or replies, it’s so good. > [@](#): > > Originally Posted by Donald Trump > I can try. She may not like the idea though. When we got married I promised her she wouldn’t have to work as a hooker anymore. I always keep my promises, but I’d make her do it if you vote for me and tell me how grateful you are that I am president. Don’t get your hopes up to high, she really is good looking, she’s the goodest looking First Lady ever, way better looking than Michelle or Hillary, but she’s not that great in the sack. Ok, fine, how ‘bout ‘Vanka, then? ---
**Author:** ![Jake\_Bullet\_Traffic\_Control](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3da27b/32.png) [@Jake\_Bullet\_Traffic\_Control](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jake_Bullet_Traffic_Control)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2017, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-donald-trump/805012/43 "2017-12-24T21:03:57Z")
Dear Mr. President: Using Pythagoras’s theorem, calculate the length of the hypotenuse of a right angled triangle (A) where the two shorter sides (B & C) measure 30mm and 40mm respectively. [sub]There, that should keep him occupied 'til 2020 rolls around[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2017, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-donald-trump/805012/44 "2017-12-24T21:07:45Z")
> [@Jake\_Bullet\_Traffic\_Control](#): > > Dear Mr. President: Using Pythagoras’s theorem, calculate the length of the hypotenuse of a right angled triangle (A) where the two shorter sides (B & C) measure 30mm and 40mm respectively. > > [sub]There, that should keep him occupied 'til 2020 rolls around[/sub] Fake Math! ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2017, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-donald-trump/805012/45 "2017-12-24T21:08:30Z")
> [@Jake\_Bullet\_Traffic\_Control](#): > > Dear Mr. President: Using Pythagoras’s theorem, calculate the length of the hypotenuse of a right angled triangle (A) where the two shorter sides (B & C) measure 30mm and 40mm respectively. > > [sub]There, that should keep him occupied 'til 2020 rolls around[/sub] He’ll ask Kellyanne to field it. She’ll answer something about math and how math proved who hat the biggest inauguration crowd, and point out how Donald received all A’s in his math classes at MIT while still in high school, then something about something else. ---
**Author:** ![Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cabin_fever_1/32/2908_2.png) [@Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cabin_Fever_1)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2017, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-donald-trump/805012/46 "2017-12-25T21:28:07Z")
Dear Mr. President, Why do people dislike so you much? No need to answer. We already know. Yours respectfully as a lifelong Republican in the greater sense historically. You suck. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2017, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-donald-trump/805012/47 "2017-12-25T21:54:19Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > He’ll ask Kellyanne to field it. > She’ll answer something about math and how math proved who hat the biggest inauguration crowd, and point out how Donald received all A’s in his math classes at MIT while still in high school, then something about something else. You know, those Alternative Facts. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2017, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-donald-trump/805012/48 "2017-12-28T14:37:47Z")
How many people have you fucked sexually? Non-sexually? How many abortions have you caused? How many genetic children do you really have? ---
**Author:** ![scr4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/59ef9b/32.png) [@scr4](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scr4)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2017, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-donald-trump/805012/49 "2017-12-28T15:20:01Z")
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