Ask He who is I

I, who is he, will answer your questions.

And your prayers, that too. I happen to posess god-like powers.

Which god-like powers would they be?

I wanna bike. A red one.

Jesus Powers.

Remember kids:

Love yer neighbours! Reproduce like vermin! Do unto others as you would have them do unto you unless they are filthy Islam worshippers!

It is yours, my friend. It comes with a stripper and 12 dozen pitbulls.

Glad to be of service.

It is yours, my friend. It comes with a stripper and 12 dozen pitbulls.

Glad to be of service.

I don’t think I want it after the stripper has used it.

Whar’s Osama & Saddam…oh, and Waldo?