# Ask Hitler a question or punch him in the mouth **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 12, 2014, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-hitler-a-question-or-punch-him-in-the-mouth/698303 "2014-09-12T16:29:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Onyerbike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/onyerbike/32/5402_2.png) [@Onyerbike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Onyerbike)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2014, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-hitler-a-question-or-punch-him-in-the-mouth/698303/41 "2014-09-16T11:30:15Z")
> [@Mr.Kobayashi](#): > > The power of the punch is set by your personal punching power, so give it your best shot. Oh well in that case, would you allow me to fade away into an intense training montage, where after much grimacing and eye popping I achieve not only the final ultimate level in punching but also the respect of a superintelligent AI driven boxing glove for teaching it true power? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Kobayashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4af34b/32.png) [@Mr.Kobayashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Kobayashi)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2014, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-hitler-a-question-or-punch-him-in-the-mouth/698303/42 "2014-09-16T12:10:58Z")
> [@pkbites](#): > > “boxers or briefs?” He’d definitely be a tighty-whiteys man. > [@Onyerbike](#): > > Oh well in that case, would you allow me to fade away into an intense training montage, where after much grimacing and eye popping I achieve not only the final ultimate level in punching but also the respect of a superintelligent AI driven boxing glove for teaching it true power? You can have a few weeks with the soundtrack to the _Rocky_ films and the best boxing trainers before you heil in der fuhrer’s face. > [@blondebear](#): > > I would ask Hilter, “How would you like it if I punched you in the mouth?” > > Rregardless of his answer I would go ahead and do it. I said or, not and! ---
**Author:** ![Rushgeekgirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rushgeekgirl/32/3715_2.png) [@Rushgeekgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rushgeekgirl)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-hitler-a-question-or-punch-him-in-the-mouth/698303/43 "2014-09-17T14:33:25Z")
I chose ask a question because I don’t hit people. Even bad people. It’s pointless. Then again so is asking him a question. Maybe “where can I find any hidden caches of money that haven’t already been found?” and then I’d give the money to a Jewish charity. ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-hitler-a-question-or-punch-him-in-the-mouth/698303/44 "2014-09-17T15:51:19Z")
“Mein fuhrer, being from the future, I wanted to ask if you knew the secret to indefinite longevity turned out to be carrying balls of radium in your pockets?” ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2014, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-hitler-a-question-or-punch-him-in-the-mouth/698303/45 "2014-09-18T14:42:30Z")
> [@Rushgeekgirl](#): > > I chose ask a question because I don’t hit people. Even bad people. It’s pointless. Then again so is asking him a question. Maybe “where can I find any hidden caches of money that haven’t already been found?” and then I’d give the money to a Jewish charity. And after you do it, tell him. That’ll blow his mind! ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2014, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-hitler-a-question-or-punch-him-in-the-mouth/698303/46 "2014-09-18T16:49:23Z")
“Mein Fuhrer, assuming you were surrounded by enemies and about to be killed, where, hypothetically, might you hide all your money and valuables?” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-hitler-a-question-or-punch-him-in-the-mouth/698303.md?page=2)