# Ask Hulk. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 3, 2003, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-hulk/152422 "2003-02-03T02:55:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![MachineHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/258eb7/32.png) [@MachineHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MachineHead)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2003, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-hulk/152422/1 "2003-02-03T02:55:43Z")
Hulk want people to ask things. Ask hulk things or he will destroy! ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2003, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-hulk/152422/2 "2003-02-03T02:58:12Z")
What makes Hulk mad? ---
**Author:** ![Muad\_Dib](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@Muad\_Dib](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muad_Dib)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2003, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-hulk/152422/3 "2003-02-03T03:04:43Z")
Fire? ---
**Author:** ![MachineHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/258eb7/32.png) [@MachineHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MachineHead)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2003, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-hulk/152422/4 "2003-02-03T03:08:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Meatros \* > \*\*What makes Hulk mad? \*\* Things that make Hulk mad: Missiles Puny Banner No clothes in hulk’s size. Only thing fit Hulk is purple shorts People that don’t think about hulk’s feelings. hulk has feelings. hulk is not a animal. World hunger ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2003, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-hulk/152422/5 "2003-02-03T03:09:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MachineHead \* > \*\*No clothes in hulk’s size. Only thing fit Hulk is purple shorts > \*\* Has Hulk tried the store **Big and Tall**? ---
**Author:** ![MachineHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/258eb7/32.png) [@MachineHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MachineHead)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2003, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-hulk/152422/6 "2003-02-03T03:14:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Meatros \* > \*\*Has Hulk tried the store **Big and Tall**? \*\* Yes. They kicked out hulk because hulk had no shirt or shoes on. That made hulk mad. Hulk destroyed that big and tall store and then the army shot hulk with missles… Grrr… That made hulk mad. ---
**Author:** ![petcat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5fc32e/32.png) [@petcat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/petcat)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2003, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-hulk/152422/7 "2003-02-03T03:15:36Z")
I simply cannot believe Hulk has enough patience to wait for pages to refresh, or to answer questions. But perhaps he’s getting Banner-ish in his, uh, old age… Does Hulk actually expect his new movie to top that of Spiderman? Daredevil? X-Men? ---
**Author:** ![MachineHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/258eb7/32.png) [@MachineHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MachineHead)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2003, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-hulk/152422/8 "2003-02-03T03:17:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Muad’Dib \* > \*\*Fire? \*\* Do not answer questions Hulk is going to answer. That would make me mad. And when I get mad, I SMASH PUNY HUMANS! ---
**Author:** ![MachineHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/258eb7/32.png) [@MachineHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MachineHead)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2003, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-hulk/152422/9 "2003-02-03T03:22:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by petcat \* > \*\*I simply cannot believe Hulk has enough patience to wait for pages to refresh, or to answer questions. But perhaps he’s getting Banner-ish in his, uh, old age… > > Does Hulk actually expect his new movie to top that of Spiderman? Daredevil? X-Men? \*\* Yes, hulk believes that. Hulk thinks it will, heh, SMASH them out of the box office. It will be the biggest movie in the world, because it contains me! ---
**Author:** ![Pucky\_Schumer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/74df32/32.png) [@Pucky\_Schumer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucky_Schumer)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2003, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-hulk/152422/10 "2003-02-03T03:22:51Z")
Why does Bruce Banner wear _only_ purple slacks? Every time he’s in charge, he must opt for them. On second thought, why do your pants sometimes turn purple when Banner was clearly wearing blue? ---
**Author:** ![Pucky\_Schumer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/74df32/32.png) [@Pucky\_Schumer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucky_Schumer)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2003, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-hulk/152422/11 "2003-02-03T03:24:17Z")
Complete this song: Doc Bruce Banner Belted by gamma rays Turns into the Hulk (miff flug um amma ays) ---
**Author:** ![ResIpsaLoquitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b3f665/32.png) [@ResIpsaLoquitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ResIpsaLoquitor)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2003, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-hulk/152422/12 "2003-02-03T03:25:34Z")
Can I talk to the Grey Hulk instead? Joe? ---
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2003, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-hulk/152422/13 "2003-02-03T03:25:59Z")
Have you hooked up with Og yet? ---
**Author:** ![MachineHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/258eb7/32.png) [@MachineHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MachineHead)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2003, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-hulk/152422/14 "2003-02-03T03:26:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Pucky Schumer \* > \*\*Why does Bruce Banner wear _only_ purple slacks? Every time he’s in charge, he must opt for them. On second thought, why do your pants sometimes turn purple when Banner was clearly wearing blue? \*\* Hulk will tell you a secret: Banners favourite color is purple. Hulk also thinks that the radiation that made hulk also turns banners clothes into purple slacks and makes his shirt disappaear. Hulk tried to explain it to banner one time when hulk and him separated. banner thought hulk was wrong ☹ . ---
**Author:** ![petcat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5fc32e/32.png) [@petcat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/petcat)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2003, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-hulk/152422/15 "2003-02-03T03:28:31Z")
I still hold that Hulk’s continued use of the first person indicates a lessening of Hulk’s powers…perhaps Hulk could use a nap. (or a slap…I recall that even a little pain would set old Bixby off.) ---
**Author:** ![MachineHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/258eb7/32.png) [@MachineHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MachineHead)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2003, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-hulk/152422/16 "2003-02-03T03:29:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Pucky Schumer \* > \*\*Complete this song: > Doc Bruce Banner > Belted by gamma rays > Turns into the Hulk > (miff flug um amma ays) \*\* Doc Bruce Banner, Belted by gamma rays, Turned into the Hulk. Ain’t he unglamo-rays! Wreckin’ the town With the power of a bull, Ain’t no monster clown Who is that lovable? It’s ever lovin’ Hulk! HULK!! HULK!!" Hulk’s favourite song. ---
**Author:** ![Terrifel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c68b51/32.png) [@Terrifel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terrifel)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2003, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-hulk/152422/17 "2003-02-03T03:30:14Z")
First Hulk “only want to be left alone;” now all Hulk want to do is talk. Hulk remind me a lot of my last girlfriend. ---
**Author:** ![MachineHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/258eb7/32.png) [@MachineHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MachineHead)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2003, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-hulk/152422/18 "2003-02-03T03:31:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ResIpsaLoquitor \* > \*\*Can I talk to the Grey Hulk instead? Joe? \*\* Grey Hulk is gone. There is only hulk and Banner now. ---
**Author:** ![MachineHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/258eb7/32.png) [@MachineHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MachineHead)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2003, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-hulk/152422/19 "2003-02-03T03:33:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NDP \* > \*\*Have you hooked up with Og yet? \*\* Who is Og compared to Hulk? He is nothing. Hulk is the true SMASH-er, and only hulk will win. Hulk cannot be defeated! ---
**Author:** ![MachineHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/258eb7/32.png) [@MachineHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MachineHead)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2003, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-hulk/152422/20 "2003-02-03T03:37:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by petcat \* > \*\*I still hold that Hulk’s continued use of the first person indicates a lessening of Hulk’s powers…perhaps Hulk could use a nap. (or a slap…I recall that even a little pain would set old Bixby off.) \*\* Hulk has gotten smarter… But I am still more powerful than any of you humans and I will SMASH anyone who disagrees! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-hulk/152422.md?page=2)