# Ask Hulk. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 3, 2003, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-hulk/152422 "2003-02-03T02:55:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Pucky\_Schumer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/74df32/32.png) [@Pucky\_Schumer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucky_Schumer)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2003, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-hulk/152422/41 "2003-02-03T17:22:14Z")
Hulk: Let’s say you were playing tennis – you’re right at the net when an easy lob comes to you. What would Hulk do? ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2003, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-hulk/152422/42 "2003-02-04T02:24:32Z")
So, Hulk, who has better grammar, you, or Tarzan? Were the two of you in the same English class? ---
**Author:** ![Cliffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cliffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cliffy)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2003, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-hulk/152422/43 "2003-02-04T15:30:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Pucky Schumer \* > \*\*Hulk: Let’s say you were playing tennis – you’re right at the net when an easy lob comes to you. What would Hulk do? \*\* HULK WOULD TAP SHOT DOWN LINE OPPOSITE FROM OPPONENT SO AS TO RUN HIM AROUND COURT AND TIRE HIM OUT FOR REST OF MATCH! ---
**Author:** ![Pucky\_Schumer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/74df32/32.png) [@Pucky\_Schumer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucky_Schumer)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2003, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-hulk/152422/44 "2003-02-04T17:56:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cliffy \* > \*\*HULK WOULD TAP SHOT DOWN LINE OPPOSITE FROM OPPONENT SO AS TO RUN HIM AROUND COURT AND TIRE HIM OUT FOR REST OF MATCH! \*\* Psst. No, that’s not it. What does Hulk usually do? Hulk _what_? Starts with an “S.” ---
**Author:** ![Pucky\_Schumer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/74df32/32.png) [@Pucky\_Schumer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucky_Schumer)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2003, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-hulk/152422/45 "2003-02-04T17:58:07Z")
No, no, no. Not “Hulk serve.” ---
**Author:** ![Cliffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cliffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cliffy)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2003, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-hulk/152422/46 "2003-02-04T18:22:01Z")
PUNY **PUCKY SCHUMER** TRY TO TELL HULK WHAT TO DO? HULK JUST WANT TO SIT AND WATCH TENNIS TRAINING VIDEO IN PEACE! BUT HULK’S FINGER TOO BIG TO HIT “SLO-MO” BUTTON. ARR! HULK SMASH! ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2003, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-hulk/152422/47 "2003-02-04T18:25:53Z")
Is it still true that you get stronger the angrier you get? Is there an upper limit to your strength? Could you whup Superman’s ass, given a couple more tries? Just cause he beat you once before doesn’t mean you’ll lose every time. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2003, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-hulk/152422/48 "2003-02-04T18:32:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Diogenes the Cynic \* > \*\*So, Hulk, how big _is_ it? \*\* I remember one time when Hulk’s clothes got blown off (we only got to see him from behind). He was standing around with a bunch of other heroes, and one of the guys says, “Put some clothes on; you’re giving some of us inferiority complexes here.” A female at the back waved, smiled, and said, “Don’t change on _my_ account!” ---
**Author:** ![Cliffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cliffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cliffy)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2003, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-hulk/152422/49 "2003-02-04T21:07:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Revtim \* > \*\*Is it still true that you get stronger the angrier you get? Is there an upper limit to your strength? Could you whup Superman’s ass, given a couple more tries? Just cause he beat you once before doesn’t mean you’ll lose every time. \*\* HULK IS THE STRONGEST ONE THERE IS! ---
**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2003, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-hulk/152422/50 "2003-02-04T21:15:28Z")
Why Hulk have two usernames? Why Hulk drama queen? Do Hulk like She-Hulk? ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2003, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-hulk/152422/51 "2003-02-04T22:44:52Z")
Heh. **AlbertRose** thinks Hulk is from Alabama. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Cliffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cliffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cliffy)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-hulk/152422/52 "2003-02-05T01:56:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AlbertRose \* > **Why Hulk have two usernames?** > > OTHER HULK APPEAR TO HAVE LEFT BUILDING! > > **Why Hulk drama queen?** > > WHY PUNY **ALBERTROSE** ALWAYS MAKE FUN OF HULK? WHY CAN’T PUNY HUMANS LEAVE HULK ALONE? HULK SMASH! > > \*\*Do Hulk like She-Hulk? \*\* EWW! SHE-HULK HULK’S COUSIN! **KAT** UNDERSTAND! NOW HULK HAVE QUESTION! WHY DOES PUNY **ALBERTROSE** FAIL TO RECOGNIZE PROPER USE OF LINKING VERBS, DIRECT ARTICLE AND SUBJECT-VERB AGREEMENT? IS PUNY **ALBERTROSE** PERHAPS LEARNING ENGLISH AS SECOND LANGUAGE? HULK SYMPATHIZE! WELL, TECHNICALLY, HULK EMPATHIZE! ---
**Author:** ![Mothchunks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a587f6/32.png) [@Mothchunks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mothchunks)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-hulk/152422/53 "2003-02-05T02:44:00Z")
I read a What If? where Thor battled you and finally killed you by breaking your neck. Could that happen in real life? ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-hulk/152422/54 "2003-02-05T03:16:27Z")
How is it that getting really really mad and really really strong also makes you capable of withstanding direct hits from anti-tank missiles? More powerful muscle tissue isn’t more indestructable, or anything. ---
**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-hulk/152422/55 "2003-02-05T03:31:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cliffy \* > \*\*NOW HULK HAVE QUESTION! WHY DOES PUNY ALBERTROSE FAIL TO RECOGNIZE PROPER USE OF LINKING VERBS, DIRECT ARTICLE AND SUBJECT-VERB AGREEMENT? IS PUNY ALBERTROSE PERHAPS LEARNING ENGLISH AS SECOND LANGUAGE? HULK SYMPATHIZE! WELL, TECHNICALLY, HULK EMPATHIZE! \*\* Actually, yes, I am now just learning your interesting language. Thanks for the empathy, old chap. So **She-Hulk** single? ---
**Author:** ![Pucky\_Schumer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/74df32/32.png) [@Pucky\_Schumer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucky_Schumer)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-hulk/152422/56 "2003-02-05T05:34:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ResIpsaLoquitor \* > \*\*On the Grey Hulk: > > When the Hulk first appeared in 1962, he was colored grey. Really. When Stan Lee saw how he looked in print, he thought the coloring just didn’t work. So by his second issue, they changed the color to grey. No explanation was given for the color change… \*\* ??? ---
**Author:** ![Pucky\_Schumer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/74df32/32.png) [@Pucky\_Schumer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucky_Schumer)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-hulk/152422/57 "2003-02-05T05:38:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cliffy \* > \*\*PUNY **PUCKY SCHUMER** TRY TO TELL HULK WHAT TO DO? HULK JUST WANT TO SIT AND WATCH TENNIS TRAINING VIDEO IN PEACE! BUT HULK’S FINGER TOO BIG TO HIT “SLO-MO” BUTTON. ARR! HULK SMASH! \*\* _There_ you go. “Hulk smash.” A little slogan humor for our friends out there in SDMBland. Heh heh I have another question. Hulk, let’s say you had a Mobile Army Surgical Hospital. You know, just like Hawkeye and Radar had. What would you call Hulks **M** obile **A** rmy **S** urgical **H** ospital? ---
**Author:** ![Yong\_Lee\_Fampee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ba8739/32.png) [@Yong\_Lee\_Fampee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yong_Lee_Fampee)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-hulk/152422/58 "2003-02-05T12:11:07Z")
Did Bill Bixby have a small penis? ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-hulk/152422/59 "2003-02-05T12:49:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Pucky Schumer \* > \*\*_There_ you go. “Hulk smash.” A little slogan humor for our friends out there in SDMBland. Heh heh > I have another question. Hulk, let’s say you had a Mobile Army Surgical Hospital. You know, just like Hawkeye and Radar had. > What would you call Hulks **M** obile **A** rmy **S** urgical **H** ospital? \*\* Hey, don’t sell the big asparagus short! I bet he’d have a **S** uper **M** obile **A** rmy **S** urgical **H** ospital. The Hulk always goes the extra mile. ---
**Author:** ![Cliffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cliffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cliffy)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-hulk/152422/60 "2003-02-05T15:12:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mothchunks \* > \*\*I read a What If? where Thor battled you and finally killed you by breaking your neck. Could that happen in real life? \*\* HULK IS THE STRONGEST ONE THERE IS! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-hulk/152422.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-hulk/152422.md?page=4)