# Ask Hulk. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 3, 2003, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-hulk/152422 "2003-02-03T02:55:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2003, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-hulk/152422/121 "2003-02-14T00:09:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sock Munkey \* > \*\*Hmm… are you sure it isn’t Hulk’s calabash? > :o \*\* HULK SMASH CALABASH! > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by The Controvert_ > **What does Hulk do when he jumps into a swimming pool?** HULK DO ONE-AND-A-HALF GAINER WITH TWIST, ENTERING WATER WITH MINIMAL **SPLASH** TO EARN HIGHEST RATING FROM JUDGES! ---
**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2003, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-hulk/152422/122 "2003-02-14T00:17:02Z")
Well, shows what you get for reading the headlines on the tabloids. I was sure that was what they meant when they said “Hulk Flash!”. Ah well. Now, about my previous post regarding your cousin… ---
**Author:** ![AtomicDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ac91a4/32.png) [@AtomicDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AtomicDog)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-hulk/152422/123 "2003-06-04T01:34:59Z")
What does the Hulk call the money he’s going to pull in from his upcoming movie? ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2003, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-hulk/152422/124 "2003-07-01T01:31:04Z")
HULK MOVIE OUT IN THEATERS NOW. HULK RESURRECT THREAD. PUNY HUMAN! ---
**Author:** ![Tarrsk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/97f17d/32.png) [@Tarrsk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tarrsk)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2003, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-hulk/152422/125 "2003-07-01T04:12:47Z")
What is Hulk’s favorite punk rock band? What was the name of the nursery in which Hulk grew up? If Hulk is set on fire, what will be left? ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2003, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-hulk/152422/126 "2003-07-01T11:33:26Z")
What would HULK do for a Klondike Bar? ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2003, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-hulk/152422/127 "2003-07-01T12:31:00Z")
HULK NOT CARE FOR PUNY KLONDIKE BAR. HULK PREFER DELICIOUS TASTE OF [HOSTESS® TWINKIES AND FRUIT PIES](http://www.seanbaby.com/hostess.htm). GIVE HULK BIG DELIGHT IN EVERY BITE OR HULK SMASH! ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Plastic\_Ninja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f07891/32.png) [@Little\_Plastic\_Ninja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Plastic_Ninja)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2003, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-hulk/152422/128 "2003-07-01T18:10:45Z")
What would happen if Banner got road rage? OR: What happens when Hulk comes down off a sugar high? If Hulk wore a dress, with what would it tie at the back? What is it called when Hulk uses foul language and insults (e.g., “yo mama a ho”)? What would happen if Hulk wore brilliant green and bright purple? (okay, so he does anyway, but even so…) ---
**Author:** ![Sock\_Munkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Sock\_Munkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sock_Munkey)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2003, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-hulk/152422/129 "2003-07-01T20:21:12Z")
If Hulk owned a store what wold he do about prices to increase sales? ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-hulk/152422/130 "2003-07-02T05:15:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tarrsk \* > **What is Hulk’s favorite punk rock band?** HULK SMASHing Pumpkins! > [@](#): > > \*\*What was the name of the nursery in which Hulk grew up? \*\* LOS ALAMOS NURSERY SCHOOL DISTRICT 23-A. WHY PUNY TARRSK ASK? > [@](#): > > \*\*If Hulk is set on fire, what will be left? \*\* HULK NO BURN! HULK INDESTRUCTIBLE. OH, WAIT, HULK SEE WHERE PUNY TARRSK GOING WITH THIS. _AHEM_ HULK ASH! ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-hulk/152422/131 "2003-07-02T05:18:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Little Plastic Ninja \* > **What would happen if Banner got road rage? OR: What happens when Hulk comes down off a sugar high?** HULK CRASH! > [@](#): > > **If Hulk wore a dress, with what would it tie at the back?** HULK SASH! (BUT IT WOULD HAVE TO BE BIG DRESS. HULK DRESS SIZE NOT AVAILABLE IN MOST CLOTHING STORES.) > [@](#): > > **What is it called when Hulk uses foul language and insults (e.g., “yo mama a ho”)?** HULK talk TRASH! > [@](#): > > \*\*What would happen if Hulk wore brilliant green and bright purple? (okay, so he does anyway, but even so…) \*\* HULK CLASH! ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-hulk/152422/132 "2003-07-02T05:19:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sock Munkey \* > \*\*If Hulk owned a store what wold he do about prices to increase sales? \*\* HULK SLASH! ---
**Author:** ![Helena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c68b51/32.png) [@Helena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-hulk/152422/133 "2003-07-02T06:19:58Z")
I was wondering, Mr. Hulk, how do like your potaotes? ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2003, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-hulk/152422/134 "2003-07-04T01:28:23Z")
HULK MASHed! ---
**Author:** ![Tarrsk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/97f17d/32.png) [@Tarrsk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tarrsk)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2003, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-hulk/152422/135 "2003-07-04T01:37:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tracer \* > \*\*HULK SMASHing Pumpkins! > \*\* I was thinking “HULK (the) CLASH” but that’ll do. 😉 What does Hulk think of the Jolly Green Giant? What is Hulk’s name? What is Hulk’s quest? What is Hulk’s favorite color? ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2003, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-hulk/152422/136 "2003-07-04T06:26:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tarrsk \* > **What does Hulk think of the Jolly Green Giant?** HULK PREFER THE AH-64 APACHE. OR WASN’T PUNY TARRSK TALKING ABOUT MILITARY HELICOPTER? > [@](#): > > **What is Hulk’s name?** BANNER! BANNER! ALWAYS BANNER! HULK HATE BANNER! > [@](#): > > **What is Hulk’s quest?** HULK SMASH! > [@](#): > > \*\*What is Hulk’s favorite color? \*\* GRAY – NO, GREEN! AAAAAAAAAAAH! [falls off bridge] ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2003, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-hulk/152422/137 "2003-07-04T15:54:38Z")
What does Hulk do with his teeth when he is frustrated? Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-hulk/152422/138 "2003-07-05T16:31:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Shodan \* > **What does Hulk do with his teeth when he is frustrated?** WHAT PUNY SHODAN MEAN BY “WHEN” HULK FRUSTRATED? HULK _ALWAYS_ FRUSTRATED! THAT WHY HE HULK AND NOT PUNY BANNER! OH, WAIT – HULK GNASH! ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-hulk/152422/139 "2003-07-05T16:52:19Z")
What does Hulk think of the situation in Iraq? ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2003, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-hulk/152422/140 "2003-07-06T01:00:05Z")
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