# Ask me a loaded question...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-me-a-loaded-question/68544>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 12, 2001, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-me-a-loaded-question/68544 "2001-06-12T15:02:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2001, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-me-a-loaded-question/68544/21 "2001-06-14T23:35:06Z")

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Did your mom have any children that lived?

Would a drawing help you understand what I’m saying any easier?

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**Author:** ![Crown\_Prince\_of\_Irony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ed655f/32.png) [@Crown\_Prince\_of\_Irony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crown_Prince_of_Irony)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2001, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-me-a-loaded-question/68544/22 "2001-06-14T23:58:36Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Derleth \*  
> \*\*Give me a one-word answer to this question:  
> “Have you stopped beating your wife yet?”  
> Non-English words are allowed. Good luck. \*\*

The Mormon response:

**Which?**

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2001, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-me-a-loaded-question/68544/23 "2001-06-15T00:08:28Z")

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Is that your face, or is the joint haunted?

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**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2001, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-me-a-loaded-question/68544/24 "2001-06-15T03:08:55Z")

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“How many bullets in a six shooter?”

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**Author:** ![Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2001, 10:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-me-a-loaded-question/68544/25 "2001-06-15T10:05:55Z")

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How many marriages have you broken up now?

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**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2001, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-me-a-loaded-question/68544/26 "2001-06-15T10:34:39Z")

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“Do you remember all those hitchhikers you killed?”

“Weird\_AL\_Einstein! The nation wants to know why you are opposed to democracy. Are you the puppet of your communist masters or have the fascists gotten to you yet?”

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