# Ask me a Question and I will tell you no lies **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 6, 2000, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-me-a-question-and-i-will-tell-you-no-lies/24707 "2000-07-06T03:39:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![lswote](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lswote/32/5737_2.png) [@lswote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lswote)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-me-a-question-and-i-will-tell-you-no-lies/24707/21 "2000-07-07T04:48:06Z")
What does 3124 mean in your sig? ---
**Author:** ![fnord1966](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ad7895/32.png) [@fnord1966](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fnord1966)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-me-a-question-and-i-will-tell-you-no-lies/24707/22 "2000-07-07T04:50:54Z")
It was Wallys final post count. ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-me-a-question-and-i-will-tell-you-no-lies/24707/23 "2000-07-07T04:56:28Z")
What year is it over in China according to their calendar? ---
**Author:** ![fnord1966](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ad7895/32.png) [@fnord1966](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fnord1966)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-me-a-question-and-i-will-tell-you-no-lies/24707/24 "2000-07-07T04:57:56Z")
I dont know. It’s the truth. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-me-a-question-and-i-will-tell-you-no-lies/24707/25 "2000-07-07T05:08:03Z")
How come I can’t get Stroganoff Rice-A Roni on the east of the Rocky Mountains, but I can get every other kind of Rice\_A\_Roni, none of which I want? I wish someone would answer that! ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Feely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e36b37/32.png) [@Mr.Feely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Feely)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-me-a-question-and-i-will-tell-you-no-lies/24707/26 "2000-07-07T09:14:08Z")
Didja ever go to make a pork sausage and find it’s got _hairs_ growing all over it? ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-me-a-question-and-i-will-tell-you-no-lies/24707/27 "2000-07-07T13:37:33Z")
Wouldn’t that be: “It _is_ Wally’s final post count?” Who wrote the lyrics to “All Along the Watchtower?” What is your favorite question? What is the air speed of an African swallow? ---
**Author:** ![JimmyNipples](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb9ed0/32.png) [@JimmyNipples](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimmyNipples)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-me-a-question-and-i-will-tell-you-no-lies/24707/28 "2000-07-07T13:49:03Z")
Why do monkeys think they’re better than us? And those pants…what’s with those pants? Crazy bastards ---
**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-me-a-question-and-i-will-tell-you-no-lies/24707/29 "2000-07-07T14:08:24Z")
Chief: 1. Yes 2. Bob Dylan 3. Why are we here? 4. African or European swallow? ---
**Author:** ![Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bottle_of_Smoke)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-me-a-question-and-i-will-tell-you-no-lies/24707/30 "2000-07-07T14:45:02Z")
What are the three words that end with…um, on second thought, skip that one. Why do fools fall in love? ---
**Author:** ![fnord1966](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ad7895/32.png) [@fnord1966](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fnord1966)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-me-a-question-and-i-will-tell-you-no-lies/24707/31 "2000-07-07T21:19:14Z")
How many coconuts is said swallow carrying? And is there a tailwind? ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-me-a-question-and-i-will-tell-you-no-lies/24707/32 "2000-07-07T23:26:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by fnord1966 \* > \*\*I Belive I am cutestuff. Could be wrong tho. \*\* You are correct, fnord, but iampunha can be cutestuff, also. You can never have too many, you know. Scotti ---
**Author:** ![fnord1966](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ad7895/32.png) [@fnord1966](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fnord1966)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-me-a-question-and-i-will-tell-you-no-lies/24707/33 "2000-07-07T23:29:25Z")
But, does iampunha have a fetish for busty redheads? ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-me-a-question-and-i-will-tell-you-no-lies/24707/34 "2000-07-07T23:33:54Z")
Why, oh why must you taunt us with your question game? ---
**Author:** ![fnord1966](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ad7895/32.png) [@fnord1966](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fnord1966)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-me-a-question-and-i-will-tell-you-no-lies/24707/35 "2000-07-07T23:35:36Z")
Because I am an aiti-social nutcase starved for attention, just like everyone else on the SDMB. ---
**Author:** ![jubei2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a87d85/32.png) [@jubei2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jubei2k)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-me-a-question-and-i-will-tell-you-no-lies/24707/36 "2000-07-07T23:44:07Z")
Here here!! (or is it hear, hear!! I can never figure out which) ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-me-a-question-and-i-will-tell-you-no-lies/24707/37 "2000-07-07T23:44:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by fnord1966 \* > \*\*But, does iampunha have a fetish for busty redheads? \*\* Dunno, but you can’t have too many of THOSE, either. May I compliment you on your taste? Scotti [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-me-a-question-and-i-will-tell-you-no-lies/24707.md?page=1)