# Ask Me Anything **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 30, 2001, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-me-anything/63804 "2001-04-30T03:38:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-me-anything/63804/1 "2001-04-30T03:38:13Z")
I may not provide the correct answer, but I will do my best. This thread is specifically dedicated to: **evilbeth Ayesha Diane jazzmine elelle Persephone Zenster Zette Spider Woman beatle Weirddave Coldfire Rysdad pluto Sealemon88 Cajun Man silent\_rob Rasa Demo Little Nemo Balance TVeblen Doctor Jackson Bottle of Smoke Valerieblaise Whammo Trouble Again Saint Zero Tabithina London\_Calling SPOOFE Bo Diddly three bunny mama Monster104 KKBattousai DrMatrix** and (whatever happened to?) **Byzantine** …but also open to anybody, of course. _Disclaimer: I do not answer math riddles or any questions pertaining to hard science. I reserve the right to refuse to answer questions for any reason or no reason at all._ **elelle** asked what brought me to Nashvegas. Well, I came here from Knoxville to live in a recovery house (aka _halfway house_) where I am now the manager:)! Left Knoxpatch just for a change of scenery: getting a fresh start and all. Peace, TN\*hippie ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-me-anything/63804/2 "2001-04-30T03:45:58Z")
When sorting out the ways, and means of course, can’t forget them, what’s the method that pays, the most by source, and also when? ouch that was bad. ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-me-anything/63804/3 "2001-04-30T03:49:49Z")
Well, here’s what I want to know… What kind of questions would you prefer people ask? ---
**Author:** ![jazzmine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jazzmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jazzmine)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-me-anything/63804/4 "2001-04-30T04:00:50Z")
Are you happy? ---
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-me-anything/63804/5 "2001-04-30T04:13:14Z")
**oldscratch** Avoid those classified ads That promote any get-rich-quick fads Like _[easymoney.com](http://easymoney.com)_ And _Sell Herbal Bug Bomb!_ Or you’ll lose your savings in scads. **Monster104** Not questions like that. **jazzmine** Yes! ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-me-anything/63804/6 "2001-04-30T04:23:51Z")
Did you ever get to go on that hike to see the leaves change before your unfortunate incarceration began? Do you hate me for not writing to you continuously like I told you I would? The _manager_ of the recovery house? Who put _you_ in charge? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-me-anything/63804/7 "2001-04-30T04:26:11Z")
So, what’s it like? We’ve all heard horror stories, see too much TV, what’s it like? As Bad? Worse? Better? ---
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-me-anything/63804/8 "2001-04-30T04:34:36Z")
**evilbeth** Didn’t get to make the trip, but probably was in no condition to do so. I don’t hate anyone. The director. Probably because I’m an expert at all the things _not_ to do. 😉 **Saint Zero** As bad as many, better than some, worse than others. How’s _what?_ Peace, TN\*hippie ---
**Author:** ![Freyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freyr/32/5763_2.png) [@Freyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freyr)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-me-anything/63804/9 "2001-04-30T04:48:39Z")
What’s your shoe size, and will you provide Xerox-o-grahic evidence? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-me-anything/63804/10 "2001-04-30T04:51:39Z")
**Freyr** 11 1/2. Maybe. ---
**Author:** ![bunnymom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c4cdca/32.png) [@bunnymom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bunnymom)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-me-anything/63804/11 "2001-04-30T04:53:38Z")
Well, why were you gone so much longer than I thought you would be? If its none of my business, thats OK…Just wondering… Did you make any friends or meet any interesting characters during your stay? How was the food? Why dontcha have a pic on the People Pages? Are you sorry you started this thread yet 😉 ? Oh yeah, most importantly - Boxers or briefs? ---
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-me-anything/63804/12 "2001-04-30T05:07:27Z")
**three bunny mama** I’ve been “free” for nearly six months. Just took a while to get my 'puter to me here in Nashville. Actually, I’ve checked in on you guys a couple of times in the interim. Yes. Details later. Bland but filling. I’ve had worse. Working on it. No, but I gotta get to bed soon! Briefs 90% of the time. On the hottest summer days-- neither. ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-me-anything/63804/13 "2001-04-30T05:26:57Z")
Why doesn’t the email address you have provided work? I typed! ---
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-me-anything/63804/14 "2001-04-30T05:29:31Z")
try this one: [Kent13TN@aol.com](mailto:Kent13TN@aol.com) ---
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-me-anything/63804/15 "2001-04-30T05:31:51Z")
12:33…good night! Peace, TN\*hippie ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-me-anything/63804/16 "2001-04-30T07:42:28Z")
What’s the largest object that will fit in your anus? Hey, you said “anything.” 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-me-anything/63804/17 "2001-04-30T13:51:03Z")
OK, now for a really direct one? How’s the drinking problem now? It’s good to see you back in good spirit, Hipster. If you’ll forgive me the “spirit” pun - it was out before I knew it. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2001, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-me-anything/63804/18 "2001-05-01T04:37:31Z")
**Cervaise** I cannot honestly answer that, as I am sure that my anus has never contained the largest object it _possibly_ can. Then again, how sure can I be? There were a lot of blackouts over the years… **Coldfire** Not a drop in 7 months. The “problem” is alcoholism and I will always have that disease whether or not I ever drink again. The difference is that I treat it now. It’s kinda like diabetes. If you have it, you have it forever…but you can live a reasonably healthy life if you eat right and take your insulin. I go to AA meetings almost daily and I live in and manage a recovery house, so my life is pretty well immersed in the program. I feel better than I have in a long, long time. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Dignan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@Dignan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dignan)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2001, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-me-anything/63804/19 "2001-05-01T05:05:55Z")
Can I have a link, or a reason as to why this thread was started? From what I can tell, you were in some kind of holding for a period of time and at some point have been in Nashville and/or Las Vegas, is this correct? ---
**Author:** ![herownself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8baadc/32.png) [@herownself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/herownself)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2001, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-me-anything/63804/20 "2001-05-01T05:14:46Z")
I would like to take this opportunity to apologize for my husband ( **Cervaise** ). The things that come out of his head are amazing, and often amusing. But sometimes, he’s just too much. We now return you to your regularly scheduled doping. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-me-anything/63804.md?page=2)