# Ask Me Anything.
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-me-anything/73690
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [July 24, 2001, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-me-anything/73690 "2001-07-24T23:31:53Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)
#### Post date: [July 24, 2001, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-me-anything/73690/1 "2001-07-24T23:31:53Z")
On this, the occasion of E2K, I have decided to rend the veil of mystery that some people say surrounds me. I can’t promise I’ll answer _all_ questions. After all, I do have a few secrets to keep to myself. And I may not get back to your questions for a day or so, given the limited amount of time I have. But go ahead. Ask me anything.
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### Author:  [@Tyklfe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tyklfe)
#### Post date: [July 24, 2001, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-me-anything/73690/2 "2001-07-24T23:48:47Z")
What, my good man, is your favorite form of alcohol.
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### Author:  [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)
#### Post date: [July 24, 2001, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-me-anything/73690/3 "2001-07-24T23:55:47Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Tyklfe \*
> \*\*What, my good man, is your favorite form of alcohol. \*\*
Rum and coke. I don’t drink that often, though, so one usually gets me good and woozy.
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### Author:  [@eunoia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eunoia)
#### Post date: [July 24, 2001, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-me-anything/73690/4 "2001-07-24T23:58:33Z")
Describe the strippers that I should hire for this momentous occasion.
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### Author:  [@dobbinaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dobbinaire)
#### Post date: [July 25, 2001, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-me-anything/73690/5 "2001-07-25T00:00:47Z")
When will vB code be updated to include [sub]sub[/sub] and [sup]sup[/sup]?
How does one do multiple quotes in a reply?
(I won’t do ‘Hi Opal!’ since I read in the Pit that someone’s tired of it!:D)
I’ve got lots more questions. Just can’t think of them right now. I’ll be back.
dob
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### Author:  [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)
#### Post date: [July 25, 2001, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-me-anything/73690/6 "2001-07-25T00:05:45Z")
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> \*Originally posted by eunoia \*
> \*\*Describe the strippers that I should hire for this momentous occasion. \*\*
Willing and available. I’m not that picky.
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### Author:  [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)
#### Post date: [July 25, 2001, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-me-anything/73690/7 "2001-07-25T00:09:12Z")
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> \*Originally posted by dobbinaire \*
> **When will vB code be updated to include [sub]sub[/sub] and [sup]sup[/sup]?**
Never.
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> \*Originally posted by dobbinaire \*
> **How does one do multiple quotes in a reply?**
Like this.
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### Author:  [@bunnymom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bunnymom)
#### Post date: [July 25, 2001, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-me-anything/73690/8 "2001-07-25T00:09:21Z")
So…heh…
What are you wearing?
😃
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### Author:  [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)
#### Post date: [July 25, 2001, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-me-anything/73690/9 "2001-07-25T00:14:36Z")
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> \*Originally posted by three bunny mama \*
> **What are you wearing?**
Less than exciting white jeans. Barefoot, and no shirt.
You really should ask me that question early Sunday morning. 😉
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### Author:  [@aseymayo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aseymayo)
#### Post date: [July 25, 2001, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-me-anything/73690/10 "2001-07-25T00:16:35Z")
Okay - why haven’t you posted to Biotop’s latest puzzle? I’ve been working on it - I figure I have until Saturday night before I have to admit defeat - and I keep hoping you or Peregrine or _someone_ will post something helpful. I don’t want the answer exactly - just a little hint perhaps, a pointer. But no - no one’s added anything. (I hate these story problems, but don’t tell Bio.)
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### Author:  [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)
#### Post date: [July 25, 2001, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-me-anything/73690/11 "2001-07-25T00:34:31Z")
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
😃
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### Author:  [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)
#### Post date: [July 25, 2001, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-me-anything/73690/12 "2001-07-25T00:39:25Z")
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> \*Originally posted by aseymayo \*
> \*\*Okay - why haven’t you posted to Biotop’s latest puzzle? \*\*
Because I sincerely don’t have a clue. I hate the “story” puzzles too. So far, I haven’t been able to get a one of them.
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### Author:  [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)
#### Post date: [July 25, 2001, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-me-anything/73690/13 "2001-07-25T00:43:29Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Persephone \*
> \*\*How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? \*\*
Well, it depends. Some people like to lick them fast. Myself, I like to lick them nice and slow, taking my time around the edges, reveling in the taste until the rich, creamy center is revealed and …
… what was the question again?
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### Author:  [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)
#### Post date: [July 25, 2001, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-me-anything/73690/14 "2001-07-25T00:55:42Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Eutychus55 \*
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> You really should ask me that question early Sunday morning. 😉
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Sooooooo, what do you wear early Sunday mornings???
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### Author:  [@The\_Big\_Cheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Big_Cheese)
#### Post date: [July 25, 2001, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-me-anything/73690/15 "2001-07-25T01:03:03Z")
I noticed the name Lloyd starts with 2 'L’s. This seemed strange to me. Why does it start with two 'L’s, it’s not a Spanish name, is it?
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### Author:  [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)
#### Post date: [July 25, 2001, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-me-anything/73690/16 "2001-07-25T01:03:12Z")
Have y’all seen the nude (Naked, that is) chick in that one frame of The Rescuers? How 'bout the Nature documentary where Disney murders (snuffs, that is) all those poor li’l lemmings?
What, AH SAY, WHAT do you say about six foot tall telepathic cockroaches? What do you say TO them?
What’s it like workin’ for a Micky Mouse outfit like this one? (Gettit? Micky Mouse? Ah made a funny, son.)
Who, AH SAY, WHO’S your favorite Disney character from the short features?
How d’ y’all respond when a poster quest…I SAY questions you in a Senator Claghorn voice?
Foghorn Fenris
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### Author:  [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)
#### Post date: [July 25, 2001, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-me-anything/73690/17 "2001-07-25T01:05:17Z")
Do you know who my Stinky Paws is?
[sub]Just say yes or no,please :)[/sub]
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### Author:  [@Tyklfe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tyklfe)
#### Post date: [July 25, 2001, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-me-anything/73690/18 "2001-07-25T01:06:55Z")
Ok, just a couple more.
[list=1]
[li]Do you have a beard?[/li][li]How often do you cut your toenails?[/li][li]Hi Opal![/li][li]What is the meaning of life[/li][li]What is that velocity of an unladen swallow?[/li][/list=1]
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### Author:  [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)
#### Post date: [July 25, 2001, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-me-anything/73690/19 "2001-07-25T01:44:56Z")
What’s love got to do, got to do with it?
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### Author:  [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)
#### Post date: [July 25, 2001, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-me-anything/73690/20 "2001-07-25T02:03:45Z")
If you were to disappear, who would you want to replace you as mod?
Is Lynn really as hot as I think she is?
Grower/Shower?
to the left/to the right?
What do you dance to when no one is looking?
How good is the dance?
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