# Ask Michael Ellis³ **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 9, 2003, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-michael-ellis/194010 "2003-08-09T11:45:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-michael-ellis/194010/21 "2003-08-10T03:29:34Z")
Star Trek or Star Wars? Ginger or Mary Anne? Cake or pie? ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-michael-ellis/194010/22 "2003-08-10T03:35:06Z")
Fave line from Fawlty Towers ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-michael-ellis/194010/23 "2003-08-10T05:19:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aesiron \* > \*\*Star Trek or Star Wars? Ginger or Mary Anne? Cake or pie? \*\* _Doctor Who_. Either. Both. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lobsang \* > \*\*Fave line from Fawlty Towers \*\* “My God you’re ugly.” ---
**Author:** ![flood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bbe5ce/32.png) [@flood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flood)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-michael-ellis/194010/24 "2003-08-10T05:40:38Z")
::Breaks into the _Timewarp_:: ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-michael-ellis/194010/25 "2003-08-10T05:49:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by flood \* > \*\*::Breaks into the _Timewarp_:: \*\* **Boots flood out of thread.** ---
**Author:** ![flood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bbe5ce/32.png) [@flood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flood)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-michael-ellis/194010/26 "2003-08-10T06:09:56Z")
Aha! I’m back and I have a question this time: What’s wrong with the _Timewarp_? ::Breaks back into the _Timewarp_ again:: (please don’t hurt me) ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-michael-ellis/194010/27 "2003-08-10T06:13:25Z")
Is it safe? ---
**Author:** ![LudditeAndroid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8baadc/32.png) [@LudditeAndroid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LudditeAndroid)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-michael-ellis/194010/28 "2003-08-10T06:16:30Z")
Cake or death? ---
**Author:** ![flood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bbe5ce/32.png) [@flood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flood)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-michael-ellis/194010/29 "2003-08-10T06:25:30Z")
> [@](#): > > Is it safe? I like that movie. > [@](#): > > Cake or death? Death (I don’t like cake, but then again, this isn’t my thread). ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-michael-ellis/194010/30 "2003-08-10T06:30:48Z")
When will you give me back my belt sander? ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-michael-ellis/194010/31 "2003-08-10T06:36:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by flood \* > \*\*Aha! I’m back and I have a question this time: > > What’s wrong with the _Timewarp_? > \*\* I hate that damn movie. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by friedo \* > \*\*When will you give me back my belt sander? \*\* Yes. ---
**Author:** ![flood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bbe5ce/32.png) [@flood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flood)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-michael-ellis/194010/32 "2003-08-10T06:56:38Z")
You’re a very unhappy man if you hate that movie :D. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 9:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-michael-ellis/194010/33 "2003-08-10T09:36:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by flood \* > \*\*You’re a very unhappy man if you hate that movie :D. \*\* No I’m not. I just have good taste. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-michael-ellis/194010/34 "2003-08-10T15:53:08Z")
How did you get the 3 to do that in your thread title? Who put the ram in the ramalamadingdong? ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-michael-ellis/194010/35 "2003-08-10T17:29:49Z")
Are you really Michael Ellis, or are you just Michael Ellis in disguise? ---
**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-michael-ellis/194010/36 "2003-08-10T23:30:15Z")
Are you some kind of attention-seeking whore? If so, what kind of whore are you? Are you a cheap whore? Would you provide some sort of wide variety of whoreish goods/services in exchange for what ever it is you seek? Do you have have laserbeams that shoot out of your eyes like turquoise beams of sexually transmitted death? ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-michael-ellis/194010/37 "2003-08-11T00:45:26Z")
Do you use your powers for good, or for awesome? ---
**Author:** ![flood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bbe5ce/32.png) [@flood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flood)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-michael-ellis/194010/38 "2003-08-11T03:32:11Z")
When was the last time you saw The Rocky Horror Picture Show? ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-michael-ellis/194010/39 "2003-08-11T03:55:17Z")
must there be an and? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-michael-ellis/194010/40 "2003-08-11T04:19:09Z")
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